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InvisionFree announces the launch of...; breaking news!!!!!!
Topic Started: Jan 11 2005, 07:44 AM (2,248 Views)
Stefan
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Mew?
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EnvisionFree!!!
InvisionFree going mental!


Tired of typing? Tired of scrolling the pages?
Now there's EnvisionFree, the Free Mental Message Board!
A small device will be implanted at the base of your skull, enabling you to post and read topics by just thinking of it! Imagine that!
Think of a topic, and it's posted!
Put direct emotion in your flaming instead of lame emoticons!
Unlimited possibilities!!!

Moderator powers have never been that easy to use!!!
Instead of giving a warning, send a wave of mental energy, leaving the violator stunned and not able to think clearly for 48 hours!!
Closing a topic will wipe all notion of the subject from your members' memories!!!

Thought filters enable the administrators to avoid certain topics and/or thoughts!! Replace the bad thought with a happy one!!! How's that?!!

Banning will be absolute and permanent!! The culprit will have his brain activity set to vegetative level, never will he harass you again!!!

EnvisionFree: it's Free, and it's Mental!
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OcelotJay
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<3 mine [big]Miaow[/big]
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roflkins :rofl:

:lol: Fantastic ticlypops!!!! Mmmm I want EnvisionFree :wub:

WARNING: access to my mind may cause injuries, internal bleeding and/or tendancies to say "Ooh yeah!".[/color]
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Stefan
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We're still working on the TOS though :ermm:

Dirty thoughts not allowed...
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OcelotJay
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<3 mine [big]Miaow[/big]
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Oh pewp, that's me out then :'(
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Stefan
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Yeah, but we have to keep that G rating...

Along with the mental board system, a new advertisement system will be implemented as well. Based on a new technique developed by Google.
You know that thing when you can't get that song out of your head?
The advertisements will work something like that. I can't tell any details, because it's still in beta. :r

Oh and the rumours are not true BTW.

Did I say "rumours"?
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Lothlómendil
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I think we are going to have some competition.... :arr:

:lol:

:loth: :wub: :stefan:
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RagingFuryBlack-ZNS
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naah.....the resource boards would be full of stupidity and the general boards would consist of people killing each other......i wouldnt see it working well :P
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Dynasty
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Eh? im all confuzzled now.
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Zach
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Amazing! When can it be implanted? I wouldn't like to see a mod abuse his powers...sending pulses to me until i pass out. O.o
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-Web-Master-
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Sounds... Mad, that's what makes it fun :).
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countducky
you will respect my authoritaaahhh!
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wot if the member had a cse exam and you fried his memory

you would stuff up his future


bad idea
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Stephen
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Twilight is upon me, and soon night must fall.

Hmm.I'm still holding out for the punch member through computer screen feature. Though Loth and her mind control(tm) would certainly do some damage with this.
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Matthew
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January 11, 2005 09:11 PM
Hmm.I'm still holding out for the punch member through computer screen feature.

Pfft, good luck, you'd need to get through my screen filter aswell.
Oh you meant annoying members? :angel: :ph34r:

Yeah, interesting idea Stefan - I like it a lot ^_^
Can't wait to see it put in :luna: :ph34r:
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Logik
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it's not sparkly enough
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Does this mean you can bypass firewalls by imageing a nuke hit them 1 million times? :ph34r:
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Evanish-ZNS
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Wheres the download botton?
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