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| Tweet Topic Started: Jan 16 2005, 05:21 PM (1,089 Views) | |
| Dennis | Jan 16 2005, 05:21 PM Post #1 |
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Question: If you could live forever, would you and why? Answer: "I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever," --Miss Alabama in the 1994 Miss USA contest. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff." --Mariah Carey ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life," (yeah, all of it) --Brooke Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson for a federal anti-smoking campaign. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body," --Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country," -- Former (thank goodness) Mayor Marion Barry, Washington, DC. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "I'm not going to have some reporters pawing through our papers. We are the president." --Hillary Clinton commenting on the release of subpoenaed documents. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "That lowdown scoundrel deserves to be kicked to death by a jackass, and I'm just the one to do it," --A congressional candidate in Louisana ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Half this game is ninety percent mental." --Philadelphia Phillies manager, Danny Ozark ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it." (well, smart guy, what's pollution, then?) --Al Gore, former vice president ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "We've got to pause and ask ourselves: How much clean air do we need?" --Lee Iacocca ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "The word 'genius" isn't applicable in football. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein." --Joe Theisman, NFL football quarterback and sports analyst. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "We don't necessarily discriminate. We simply exclude certain types of people." --Colonel Gerald Wellman, ROTC Instructor. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure." (really??) --Bill Clinton, former president ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "We are ready for an unforeseen event that may or may not occur." (That's a typical politician for ya) --Al Gore, former vice president ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Traditionally, most of Australia's imports come from overseas." --Keppel Enderbery ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Your food stamps will be stopped effective March 1992 because we received notice that you passed away. May God bless you. You may reapply if there is a change in your circumstances." (I don't think zombies can legally redeem foodstamps anyway) --Department of Social Services, Greenville, South Carolina ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "If somebody has a bad heart, they can plug this jack in at night as they go to bed and it will monitor their heart throughout the night. And the next morning, when they wake up dead, there'll be a record." (what would we do without that record??) --Mark S. Fowler, FCC Chairman If you see (This), it's just a comment, not part of the actual quote.
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| OcelotJay | Jan 16 2005, 05:25 PM Post #2 |
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<3 mine [big]Miaow[/big]
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God bless stupidity ![]() Terrifying that some of those are celebs/important people :blink: |
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| Stefan | Jan 16 2005, 05:26 PM Post #3 |
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Mew?
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| Dennis | Jan 16 2005, 05:29 PM Post #4 |
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I especailly like the hillary one. Hence my signature. |
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| Logik | Jan 16 2005, 05:32 PM Post #5 |
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it's not sparkly enough
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![]() Stupidity at its best.
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| kingy | Jan 16 2005, 05:33 PM Post #6 |
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1 in 10 people understands binary, the other 1 doesn't
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lol...wow look how many of those were from american politicians.... good to see the world was/is in good hands |
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| Boles Roor | Jan 16 2005, 05:34 PM Post #7 |
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("\';,,,;'/")™
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Whoah, stupid, stupid people.
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| Alcario | Jan 16 2005, 05:41 PM Post #8 |
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"Not a Japanese Pigtailed Idol Meganekko"
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Wow... that's deep.
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| Logik | Jan 16 2005, 05:44 PM Post #9 |
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it's not sparkly enough
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![]() So technally he's doing a double negitive or something... :ph34r: |
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| Loona | Jan 16 2005, 05:44 PM Post #10 |
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Flawgic Loless
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That's funny.
>_< Idiot! |
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| kingy | Jan 16 2005, 05:46 PM Post #11 |
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1 in 10 people understands binary, the other 1 doesn't
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that Norman Eintein must have been clever |
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| DreamWiva | Jan 16 2005, 05:47 PM Post #12 |
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Zombie Bashing™
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w....what :blink: |
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| Boles Roor | Jan 16 2005, 05:48 PM Post #13 |
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("\';,,,;'/")™
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How can you be so hars and ignorant? :/ By beeing an ignorant spoiled brat maybe? |
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| Logik | Jan 16 2005, 05:49 PM Post #14 |
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it's not sparkly enough
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Polititics are now very similar to perfessonal wrestling. |
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| kingy | Jan 16 2005, 05:51 PM Post #15 |
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1 in 10 people understands binary, the other 1 doesn't
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lol i second that |
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