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Why IF owns all others...; A few personal reasons...
Topic Started: Apr 4 2005, 02:10 PM (953 Views)
Super Broly
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I have compiled some reasons why IF owns all the other hosting companys out there -- Not own like actually owning it -- I made up this cause I was bored and had nothin better to do.. So here goes:

IFSupport is in general more of a FUN board than support - 30,000 + People didn't come here for support only. I came here just to chat with peeps, and I'm sure you people with over 200 posts didnt make all those by asking dumb questions, riiiight?

*Staff - The Staff of IF are fun to talk to and be around on the forums, they are really helpful too - Every member of staff has their own emote -- How cool is that?! :w00t: On the memorable April first there was a load of pranks ; How many other hosts did that? Staff here are funny - How can you deny that - look at the Fake Staff Room and tell me you didn't laugh :yes: How nice, they made an emote for me :: :mez: :: How many other forum services do that for the members :rolleyes:

*Conspiracys - Due to recient revelations we have found out we are into something bigger than a simple forum host :arr: Duffman owns half of area 51 AND owns ALIEN Servers! Seeing the forum through the eyes of staff (modifications made by a member and put on photobucket) made us realize what was really goin on - For those of you who didn't get to see it there was staff forums and a world domination forum - Sub forums were 'Maps' and 'Uniforms' - Also, Invisionfree has made deals with the government for space ships... oooooh... They also have a highly protected moon base.. on.. well.. the moon. So IF isn't what it seems to be :alien:

*Servers - We now know that Duff is using Alien servers, the likes of which only he can control. He leased Server two to area 51 peeps causing the great server two crash. Where is server 5? Apparently he gave server 5 to the government in exchange for payment, how else would he get and maintain a new one every few months? :eh:

*Staff Specs - I will be listing a few members of staff with one line bios on each. (6 lucky staff members)

1 - Seth - Funny guy. What more do you need to say? Other than the fact that hes magic. Wow...

2 - Duff - Created and owns IF, Good guy? Bad Guy? We don't know - :duff:

3 - Mez - How did he.. She... IT get on staff so early? Must be related to Seth, seriously, someone tell me in a post :/

4 - Phrank - Is it frank or prank? Did he mis-spell? We may never know the truth.

5 - Yodaminch - Good guy seemingly, bit too much of a SW fan but you can overlook that by looking at the name :rolleyes:

6 - Loth - Erm... Called Lothy... Very freaky name but I like. Handled my support ticket well :yes: What can I say?
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Well.. This was what I was thinking up the whole night cause of my insomnia. Any thoughts or loving comments? :$
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Super Broly
April 4, 2005 01:10 PM
3 - Mez - How did he.. She... IT get on staff so early? Must be related to Seth, seriously, someone tell me in a post :/

he...

er... I got on here, because - well - there are reasons, which are between me and the rest of the staff. But, It was Duffman himself's decision to make me staff.

The rest, you really don't need to know :D
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Mez
April 4, 2005 03:48 PM
Super Broly
April 4, 2005 01:10 PM
3 - Mez - How did he.. She... IT get on staff so early? Must be related to Seth, seriously, someone tell me in a post  :/

he...

er... I got on here, because - well - there are reasons, which are between me and the rest of the staff. But, It was Duffman himself's decision to make me staff.

The rest, you really don't need to know :D

w00t for Mez! :w00t:
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Mez
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Super Broly
April 4, 2005 01:10 PM
How nice, they made an emote for me ::  :mez:  :: How many other forum services do that for the members  :rolleyes:

that would be the :mez: emoticon yes?
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Jamie-ZNS
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I hearby claim the ^_^ smiley as :bbe:
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Boles Roor
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Mez
April 4, 2005 10:48 PM
Super Broly
April 4, 2005 01:10 PM
3 - Mez - How did he.. She... IT get on staff so early? Must be related to Seth, seriously, someone tell me in a post  :/

he...

er... I got on here, because - well - there are reasons, which are between me and the rest of the staff. But, It was Duffman himself's decision to make me staff.

The rest, you really don't need to know :D

You slept with Seth and bribed Duffman? :lol:
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alamir
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You forgot to mention the options and the programming!

Hyperboards: AKA Ads-Mania. 1-popup-per-click policy. Not as versatile as IF either :P
VBulletin : Actually a great board, but not as versatile as IF when designing.
Invision Plus... the look is pretty close to Invision free but they dont even offer Board Wrappers!!!! and every time they reply to a post they add one of these guys -> :) ...i mean he's nice...but EVERY time u reply? only the devil smiles that much.


There's others but i never bothered testing them. :)
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Invision Plus... the look is pretty close to Invision free but they dont even offer Board Wrappers!!!


I was curious to see what that host was, and I joined, and they have board wrappers...
Did you not see them? :lol:
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alamir
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oh last time I checked they didn't have them. They said they will eventually...but I left after I read that sentence :lol:


I don't like their service much either. They still don't have as much versatility as IF and last but not least: they overindulge on this guy -> :)
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Although they do have a full featured ipb admin cp. That is kinda nice.
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invision is great, but what abotu that wiggles farm yard? are they any good?

See PhranK's post.
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alamir
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I'm sticking to invisionfree ;)



Besides, Duff will show those features when IF2 comes out...and it's better to stay loyal with a company you trust.
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Advertising competing services is NOT allowed.


    * This includes other free forum hosts or any type of paid hosting.

    * A competing service is any service that competes or offers the same products/services as InvisionFree (i.e. free or paid forum/bulletin board hosting).


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A blast from the past.

Best staff ever freindy persional funny ect.
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alamir
April 4, 2005 06:20 PM
oh last time I checked they didn't have them. They said they will eventually...but I left after I read that sentence :lol:


I don't like their service much either. They still don't have as much versatility as IF and last but not least: they overindulge on this guy -> :)

if you mean IPB (IPS) I hate themm 100%. So freacking stupid:

<reason>

To view their support forum you have to be a stupid customer and have either bought their lifetime or a year of IPB

To post in the bug repots you also have to be a customer, atlest you can SEE THE STUPID TOPICS; UNLIKE THE SUPPORT FORUM!

To view the blog, gallery, topsite, or power manager you must ALSO be a customer.

How stupid is it that you hbave to put a stupid 3-8 (maybe more) digit number to see ALL of the support forum topics, post in them, and post bug reports? I say you'd have to be crazy to program that into a forum.
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may some stupid reasons but I hate IPB (IPS). But I like IF though. 3 CHEERS FOR IF

HIP HIP HORRYE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HIP HIP HORRYE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HIP HIP HORRYE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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