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Make Your Own Error Messages
Topic Started: Jul 25 2005, 02:01 AM (10,620 Views)
makka24
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hahha i wonder how many times i have actually clicked my mouse
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Elphaba
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Error; At this precise moment in time windows has been shut down, the mainframe of windows has finally expirenced 'The Blue Screen Of Death' and has decided to quit. All computers using windows must now upgrade to Mac. or Linux. :)
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BLAHgger
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Error: Your computer is a cardboard prop that came with your desk. Both will now collapse in about 0 seconds.
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runt9
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We are sorry, you are using a non AMD processor and a non GeForce video card so you are a loser and need to stop buying intell and radeon pieces of sh*t.
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Logik
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it's not sparkly enough
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Windows has activated Program 66: Takeover of the world's computers. Please wait patiently while your computer goes out to destroy the world. Thank you.
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EclipseWebJS
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Don't feed any trolls named tropicaldawn.
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You've deleted a protected system file by mistake. Smart one, genius! (computer explodes)
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Veritech Pilot
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Bunny Boi of IFS
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Error: We detect a GeForce card in your system, it will now explode because you were conned into buying that overpriced peice of junk.
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BLAHgger
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Error: It's an optical mouse, not a flashlight. So stop using it as one.
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EclipseWebJS
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Don't feed any trolls named tropicaldawn.
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Error! Blog Corrupted!

Warning: Your DVD burner bites, it'll now burn a bunch of <bleep> onto it where it becomes unreadable.

Error! Your buffer underrun protection doesn't work. Now you will make another coaster.

Oops! You didn't mean to delete THIS file rather than THAT file, right? <system crash>

64-bit Virus Detected.
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yor_mum
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Be wiser with Budweiser!
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Error: You have been using Apple Mac!

Your computer is disowning you becuase you, a Windows user have deliberately used a Mac!

N00b!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What were u think u dumbass Mac suck!11!!!!!!!!!!1111111!!!!!!!

They dont crash nearly as many times as Windows!!!!!


**KICK**

Error: The computer seems to have been kicked across the room and been replaced by a Mac!

Snitching and contacting Bill Gates........


**UNPLUG**

The first Windows error to be solvable!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111!!!!111!!!!!!!!!!one!!!! :lol:
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koberulz
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Error: this thread has ceased being funny, and is now just plain boring. what happened to the good error messages of the first few pages?

Errror: Unidentified cable connected to the power outlet. Please dsconnect this cable. This may damage your computer if left conected. Please dsconnect this cable. This may damage your computer if left conected. Please dsconnect this cable. This may damage your computer if left conected. Please dsconnect this cable. This may damage your computer if left conected. Please dsconnect this cable. This may damage your computer if left conected.

Error: Unidentified Operating System

Error: This program has performed an illegal operation and will be shut down. If this program starts up again, please dial the number for the police.

Error: There was no program found by the name of explorer.exe. If this is critical to Windows operation, please re-install the program followed by a reinstyall of explorer.exe.
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BLAHgger
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koberulz
August 8, 2005 07:42 AM
Error: this thread has ceased being funny, and is now just plain boring. what happened to the good error messages of the first few pages?

Errror: Unidentified cable connected to the power outlet. Please dsconnect this cable. This may damage your computer if left conected. Please dsconnect this cable. This may damage your computer if left conected. Please dsconnect this cable. This may damage your computer if left conected. Please dsconnect this cable. This may damage your computer if left conected. Please dsconnect this cable. This may damage your computer if left conected.

Error: Unidentified Operating System

Error: This program has performed an illegal operation and will be shut down. If this program starts up again, please dial the number for the police.

Error: There was no program found by the name of explorer.exe. If this is critical to Windows operation, please re-install the program followed by a reinstyall of explorer.exe.

Error: You're not funny either.
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Walex
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Made in Russia.
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Error: You are using IE. In disgust the motherboard has puked. Please clean the CDROM Drive, and get Firefox. Thank you
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BLAHgger
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Error: You are using ugly colors. Your computer will now shut down to avoid blindage.
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EclipseWebJS
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Don't feed any trolls named tropicaldawn.
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Errror: Unidentified cable connected to the power outlet. Please dsconnect this cable. This may damage your computer if left conected. Please dsconnect this cable. This may damage your computer if left conected. Please dsconnect this cable. This may damage your computer if left conected. Please dsconnect this cable. This may damage your computer if left conected. Please dsconnect this cable. This may damage your computer if left conected.

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A LOL Error Occured. That was funny!!

Mouse Error, Press Left Mouse Button to Continue
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