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Make Your Own Error Messages
Topic Started: Jul 25 2005, 02:01 AM (10,616 Views)
Veritech Pilot
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Bunny Boi of IFS
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Error: Your Operating System is DOS.... Please buy a new computer and get out of last century.
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EclipseWebJS
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Don't feed any trolls named tropicaldawn.
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Could not start the computer. Please read section 8 of your PC's instruction manual for complete details...


section 8 in the instructions read:
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If an error message referred you here, then there is something critically wrong with your PC.  Please see section 15 about restoring your computer.


Section 15 reads:
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ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US
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Exson
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Photoshop Basher
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WARNING: You stole someones layout. It said your PC will blow up.

ERROR: Could not access Yoda's :yoda: Web
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Man Of The House
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error: could not acces this site because we don't like you
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EclipseWebJS
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Don't feed any trolls named tropicaldawn.
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War ning your disk is so de frag men ted it's ma king these words ap pear frag mented too. Please de frag ment your hard drive, o ther wise these words will con tin ue frag ment ing...

(enters "defrag")
We're sor ry we can not find de frag, there is no such file.
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Zero Resistance-ZNS
eÜil Zero lÖrd™
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Error:This is an Error!
Error: You bought this computer a few seconds ago, there's an error. The hell?
Error: This Error maeesage has an error
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maxxillian
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Critical error: Warning! You'r computers clock is one month behind, the following files have been lost:

Important data.txt
DeadlineToday.ppt
ThereasonIshouldnotgetfired.ppt

You have missed the following appointments:
Birthday billy
Birthay myself
Important presentation
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EclipseWebJS
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Don't feed any trolls named tropicaldawn.
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Error: You've been on this machine for a whole week!

This machine is shutting down. But before it shuts down, here's some tips:

  1. Save all open files that you have really fast.
  2. Get some much needed rest.
  3. Since you gained some weight, why not get on a stationary bicycle?
  4. And finally, stop trying to learn how to program this PC, geek!
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Man Of The House
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error: this computer will self distruct in t-minus 1 minute. Your hope of survival can be brought by following the following instructions.

1) Run like heck out of your house.
2) get out of town
3) get out of county
4) get out of state
5) get out of region
6) get out of country
7) get out of continent
8) get out of earth
9) get out of galaxy
10) get out of universe

If you can do this within one minute (or the seconds you have left) you will survive.

Options for just not bothering to escape

1) jump off building
2) jump off bridge
3) go right in front of car
ect.

If your computer has not exploded yet, you can easily stop this delema by simply turning off your computer...
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IceMetalPunk
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We are all IMPerfect. Be proud!
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Warning: This system thinks you are too stupid to own a computer. It will shut down in 5...4...BOOM! Haha, just kidding. Really, it will shut down..... NOW! Haha, got you again..... BYE!

(SHUTS DOWN)

:P

-IMP ;) :)
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Man Of The House
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^^^^^^^^^^
mine was better! anyway, onto the error.

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error: This error message is a fake. If you want the real fake message to show up, click yes.

You have clicked yes to view this fake error message. Click below to view the real message.

You have clicked. Do you like clicking? click below if you do.

You have clicked no. But we don't like you, so I picked yes for you. Do you like...
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solinent
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Member
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Error: Microsoft died from bad service, please restart.
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EclipseWebJS
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Pfft. You call this an error message? Seriously, you need to get out and date, geek. I am now formatting your hard drive ... have a nice time trying to get a girl! :P
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Prince_Charming
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ERROR 1237865132654651-Section T: Just step away from the keyboard......Don't touch it.....Turn and walk away quietly......don't look back....ever.........DUMMY
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::Elusive::
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...mushroom?
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Error: IE is lame and will be deleted. Please visit getfirefox.com and download firefox. Now.
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