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Make Your Own Error Messages
Topic Started: Jul 25 2005, 02:01 AM (10,658 Views)
EclipseWebJS
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Don't feed any trolls named tropicaldawn.
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EclipseWebJS
July 30, 2005 12:31 AM
Um, this hardware doesn't work ... loser! First of all, it's for a Macintosh and secondly, this is a Windows-based PC. So stop being an idiot and buy Windows-based Hardware!

:S

Hope I didn't offend anyone using a Macintosh (or Macs with Windows XP emulation in them anyway) with this error message post.

Ack!! Your compy is cruddy! I suggest you take a scoop and skrape it out because it cannae move another inch now, lad!

Sorry, I'm not into typing in Scottish... :(
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TWISTEDBroly
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I'm sorry, we are unable to locate a printer connected to your PC, are you sure you bought one? You dumbass!
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EclipseWebJS
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Um, excuse me ... I (your computer) have temporarily disabled your keyboard because it seems you've dropped a huge Big Mac™ on it. But knowing your keyboard it's probably damaged because of that big stack of lard there. Please clean up, and replace the keyboard soon... you can't get through the POST test without it...

* The Big Mac™ is a McDonald's trademark.
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Aaron
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A blast from the past.

EclipseWebJS
July 30, 2005 10:03 PM
Um, excuse me ... I (your computer) have temporarily disabled your keyboard because it seems you've dropped a huge Big Mac™ on it.  But knowing your keyboard it's probably damaged because of that big stack of lard there.  Please clean up, and replace the keyboard soon... you can't get through the POST test without it...

* The Big Mac™ is a McDonald's trademark.

Michiganian ERROR:Were sorry but the "Big Mac" is also knowed as the mackinac bridge here in the great state of Michigan and find it hard to see that a bridge over 3 miles long can fall on a computer please wate well your computer explodes from the paradox you made. Go going you destortyed the computer
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EclipseWebJS
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roflmao

Didn't think there was a bridge in Michigan uniquely titled "Big Mac".

OMG!!1!!1!! You brokeded teh keyb0arded!!
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Aaron
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A blast from the past.

Zig Error: All your base are now beloging to us make your time this computer is on to the path of distruction.
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jappyx
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Attention: Your Computer is not connected to your montor... That's why you can see this message?!
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Zero Resistance-ZNS
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Error: Not enough Memory. Delting windows.exe...

Error:Windows cannot find windows.

Error:All your base are belong to us.

Error:This ain't really an error. The hell.

Error: :'( :arr: :ermm: >_< :neo: :rory: :seth: ^_^
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Veritech Pilot
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Error: Motherboard not found; Hard Drive not found; Floppy Drive not found; CD-ROM drive not found; Windows not found. Suggestion: Get a new computer.
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BLAHgger
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Warning: Your computer is not plugged in. So take this sticker off the monitor and plug it in, you idiot.
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Meta Ing
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  1. I've got lots-
  2. 404 Error- Site Not Found- URL not found because the site was too retarted
  3. Error- The character was not typed because you touch yourself at night
  4. Error- You have blinded the webcam.
  5. Error- You have recieved an email by Someone@somesite.com You must now read it, or suffer!! :dan:
  6. Error- Uhh... I don't know, I just made this to annoy you.
  7. Error- Windows could not detect itself. Please verify that the correct file was given, and try again.
  8. Error- Microsoft word will now delete the MS Word helper because it is annoying the he** out of us!
  9. Error- We do not know what this device does. Therefore, we have marked it as Illegal.
  10. Error- We do not know what this device does. Therefore, we have marked it as Illegal. The CIA and FBI have been informed.
  11. Error- Your computer is now working perfectly. Please stand by as we automatically break down again.
  12. Error- The computer has challenged you to a staring contest.
  13. Error- No AK47 to shoot you for your stupidity was detected.
  14. Error- The file 'programs' could not be found. Please verify that the correct name was given and try again.
  15. Error- The Computer has locked down because of you face.
  16. .nevig rorre on -rorrE
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EclipseWebJS
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.rr.r! Y..r v.w.ls .r. m.ss.ng! Pl..s. r..nst.ll W.nd.ws!!
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Sinslayer
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Error: Internet and Email down. Please Email or IM the Administrator to reup Your connection.
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Meta Ing
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Error- :blink::blink: Oh, sorry, wrong computer :D
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Aaron
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A blast from the past.

Error the 3 IF Smilies ( :X :yoda: :tach: ) are in a fight to the death to be THE green Icon for Invisionfree. Place bets here on how would win
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