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What a Moron...
Topic Started: Sep 20 2005, 11:50 PM (324 Views)
alamir
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I try to abstain from over-used terms like "stupid" "moron" and "idiot" ....but when a story like this comes out, I'm at a lack for better terms.


I dare anyone to play "devil's advocate" and defend her on this one:

http://today.reuters.com/news/newsArticle....N-HITMAN-DC.XML
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I'd say we have ourselves a moron hat trick there.

1,000,000 JPY = 8,945 USD

Therefore:

1) The woman in question is clearly a moron for bringing the matter to the police.

2) The private detective is a moron for risking so much for such a small amount of money.

3) The husband is a moron for getting himself involved with a woman who's not only a moron, but a psychokiller as well.



On a related note, there was an episode of COPS on a couple months ago where some moron of a woman flagged down a police car to complain about another woman who'd ripped her off for $20 in a crack deal, claiming she'd given her money but never received any crack.
The accused woman, when confronted, claimed she was a prostitute, not a crack dealer, and thus had never made any such deal with the other lady.

I'm sure they're both raising healthy, well-adjusted children.
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TheEnigma-ZNS
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Woah, are you insinuating that it's not legal to hire a hitman?

Darn, I'll have to join one of those witness protection programs so that the police don't find me. :rolleyes:
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alamir
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Out of curiosity why did link "Hat Trick" ...was it as a joke or was it b/c that term isn't used a lot in the States (cuz it's used a lot in Canada..especially in hockey season :P )
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Yeah, I just figured a lot of people might be thinking "Hat trick...? WTF?" otherwise and be too lazy to look it up. :)
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jappyx
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I guess I have to compleatly agree. Total Moron. How stupid can you be?
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Darth Yaanus
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that was really dumb. you don't call the police for something like that. you're just asking to get arrested.
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LOL :lol: that's brilliant cheers for sharing
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