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Apples and Grapes; Philosophy
Topic Started: Nov 16 2005, 10:26 PM (638 Views)
richndanapoint
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Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they sometimes take the apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy. The apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the one who is brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.

Now Men.... Men are like a fine wine. They begin as grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the crap out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with. So I've been told anyway :angel:

Does that sound about right? ^_^
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drangonsile
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That second paragraph made my back hurt. The first one seems about right.
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Boy you are the social one. ^_^

I can't say because well, I'm not old enough to be experienced in...this...field? :ermm:
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Alcario
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November 16, 2005 07:43 PM
I can't say because well, I'm not old enough to be experienced in...this...field? :ermm:

Let me put it this way: men are mac and cheese, women are instant noodles.
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Alcario
November 16, 2005 10:52 PM
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November 16, 2005 07:43 PM
I can't say because well, I'm not old enough to be experienced in...this...field? :ermm:

Let me put it this way: men are mac and cheese, women are instant noodles.

Yummy?

There have been many comparisons of women and men. Most of them make no sense. :P
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Siko_Michael
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Men/Women.....we will ever understand each other?

:D
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I've a t-shirt that says something similar in a different way: Men are like toilets, the good ones are taken, the rest are full of sh*t
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Alcario
November 16, 2005 09:52 PM
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November 16, 2005 07:43 PM
I can't say because well, I'm not old enough to be experienced in...this...field? :ermm:

Let me put it this way: men are mac and cheese, women are instant noodles.

Well before that I was gonna' have mac-and-cheese for dinner :ermm:
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Adkenar
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Men are like people with one X-chromosome, women are like people with two. Funny how that worked out.
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Adkenar
November 17, 2005 06:42 PM
Men are like people with one X-chromosome, women are like people with two.  Funny how that worked out.

If someone had two Y chromosomes, would that make that person more manly than men?

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Well before that I was gonna' have mac-and-cheese for dinner :ermm:

Yeah? well you just have to deal with the truth.
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Alcario
November 17, 2005 09:12 PM
If someone had two Y chromosomes, would that make that person more manly than men?

No. Man = 1 Y, 1 X. 2 Y, 0 X is not closer to 1 Y, 1 X than 1 Y, 1 X is, therefore they are not more of "man". They are, however, more Y-chromosome-like than men, but that doesn't equate to being more of a man.
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Men are like fine wine for a different reason. The older we get, the more desirable we become. :drool:
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Alcario
November 17, 2005 08:12 PM
Adkenar
November 17, 2005 06:42 PM
Men are like people with one X-chromosome, women are like people with two.  Funny how that worked out.

If someone had two Y chromosomes, would that make that person more manly than men?

No, that would just make the individual infertile. :P
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richndanapoint
November 16, 2005 09:26 PM
Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they sometimes take the apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy. The apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the one who is brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.

Now Men.... Men are like a fine wine. They begin as grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the crap out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with. So I've been told anyway :angel:

Does that sound about right? ^_^

Heheheh.. has rather more to do with the expectations of the opposite gender than the gender in question though, I think ;)
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Nice I like it.
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