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| Tweet Topic Started: Nov 16 2005, 10:26 PM (638 Views) | |
| richndanapoint | Nov 16 2005, 10:26 PM Post #1 |
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Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they sometimes take the apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy. The apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the one who is brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree. Now Men.... Men are like a fine wine. They begin as grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the crap out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with. So I've been told anyway :angel: Does that sound about right? |
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| drangonsile | Nov 16 2005, 10:33 PM Post #2 |
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That second paragraph made my back hurt. The first one seems about right. |
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| Special Forces | Nov 16 2005, 10:43 PM Post #3 |
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Boy you are the social one. ![]() I can't say because well, I'm not old enough to be experienced in...this...field?
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| Alcario | Nov 17 2005, 12:52 AM Post #4 |
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"Not a Japanese Pigtailed Idol Meganekko"
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Let me put it this way: men are mac and cheese, women are instant noodles. |
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| Sam-ZNS | Nov 17 2005, 01:14 AM Post #5 |
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Yummy? There have been many comparisons of women and men. Most of them make no sense.
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| Siko_Michael | Nov 17 2005, 01:23 AM Post #6 |
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JAM PC/Windows Guy
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Men/Women.....we will ever understand each other?
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| Peachy | Nov 17 2005, 10:47 AM Post #7 |
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I've a t-shirt that says something similar in a different way: Men are like toilets, the good ones are taken, the rest are full of sh*t |
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| Das | Nov 17 2005, 08:48 PM Post #8 |
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Smells of rich mahogany
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Well before that I was gonna' have mac-and-cheese for dinner
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| Adkenar | Nov 17 2005, 09:42 PM Post #9 |
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Men are like people with one X-chromosome, women are like people with two. Funny how that worked out. |
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| Alcario | Nov 17 2005, 10:12 PM Post #10 |
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If someone had two Y chromosomes, would that make that person more manly than men?
Yeah? well you just have to deal with the truth. |
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| Adkenar | Nov 18 2005, 11:35 AM Post #11 |
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No. Man = 1 Y, 1 X. 2 Y, 0 X is not closer to 1 Y, 1 X than 1 Y, 1 X is, therefore they are not more of "man". They are, however, more Y-chromosome-like than men, but that doesn't equate to being more of a man. |
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| Spurius | Nov 18 2005, 06:05 PM Post #12 |
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Men are like fine wine for a different reason. The older we get, the more desirable we become. :drool: |
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| Sam-ZNS | Nov 18 2005, 06:19 PM Post #13 |
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No, that would just make the individual infertile.
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| slaytanist | Nov 18 2005, 07:40 PM Post #14 |
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Heheheh.. has rather more to do with the expectations of the opposite gender than the gender in question though, I think
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| Joshua.-ZNS | Nov 18 2005, 07:46 PM Post #15 |
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Nice I like it. |
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