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funny laws
Topic Started: Feb 22 2006, 05:41 PM (1,977 Views)
alamir
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joe-hpt
February 22, 2006 05:16 PM
Well in my state it is illegal to sleep naked and oral sex is prohibited!

lol, what state is this?

I can understand a law against sleeping naked in a hotel...cuz I wouldn't care HOW MANY TIMES they washed those sheets... I wouldn't want to sleep on them. But if you're not allowed doing it in your own home that's kinda wierd.

They should make a law against showering naked too.
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alamir
February 22, 2006 02:18 PM
They should make a law against showering naked too.

and....everyone has to either buy bathing suits or shower in their skivvies. Sounds kind of wierd to me...but it has a certain appeal...

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alamir
February 22, 2006 05:18 PM
joe-hpt
February 22, 2006 05:16 PM
Well in my state it is illegal to sleep naked and oral sex is prohibited!

lol, what state is this?


In the great mid-west state of Minnesota!
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wow ppl really have weird laws huh
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joe-hpt
February 22, 2006 02:26 PM
alamir
February 22, 2006 05:18 PM
joe-hpt
February 22, 2006 05:16 PM
Well in my state it is illegal to sleep naked and oral sex is prohibited!

lol, what state is this?


In the great mid-west state of Minnesota!

Minnesota? That's odd, I've actually slept naked in Minnesota before. well, I guess that makes me a fugitive. Oh well.

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o u bad boy im going to tell the coppers lol
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posiden5665
February 22, 2006 02:28 PM
o u bad boy im going to tell the coppers lol

which raises the question of what will they do to me if they find out? Send a helicopter?

Police: Come out! We know you slept naked in Minnesota! Come out now, hey! Put that weapon down!

Please excuse the dirty joke.

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lmfao that was a good one
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February 22, 2006 05:27 PM
joe-hpt
February 22, 2006 02:26 PM
alamir
February 22, 2006 05:18 PM
joe-hpt
February 22, 2006 05:16 PM
Well in my state it is illegal to sleep naked and oral sex is prohibited!

lol, what state is this?


In the great mid-west state of Minnesota!

Minnesota? That's odd, I've actually slept naked in Minnesota before. well, I guess that makes me a fugitive. Oh well.

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~~~Mr. Cain and Mr. Abel

Once I slept naked with a girl on top of me. I must be wanted in several states.
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ya ok and how old r u
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14 why?
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wow kids r getting younger and doing stuff all the time now
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I was referring to the law about not allowed having a girl be on "top" during intercourse :P

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ya i know
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alamir
February 22, 2006 02:38 PM
I was referring to the law about not allowed having a girl be on "top" during intercourse :P

I think what posiden is trying to point out is that your only 14....

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