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funny laws
Topic Started: Feb 22 2006, 05:41 PM (1,976 Views)
alamir
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k well... maybe my satire didn't come off as well as I planned.

I'm actually 24 years old. Is the joke funny now?
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...no not really
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alamir
February 22, 2006 02:45 PM
k well... maybe my satire didn't come off as well as I planned.

I'm actually 24 years old. Is the joke funny now?

The whole pretense killed the joke. I'm sorry, we'll have to host a funeral somewhere else, where all the other unfunny jokes go.

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~~~Mr. Cain and Mr. Abel
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This topic has become disturbing.

I heard in one state your not allowed to have bad breath.
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nicely put cain
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February 22, 2006 02:49 PM
I heard in one state your not allowed to have bad breath.

This actually would prevent smokers and junkies from living there, good law!

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alamir
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February 22, 2006 05:48 PM
alamir
February 22, 2006 02:45 PM
k well... maybe my satire didn't come off as well as I planned.

I'm actually 24 years old.  Is the joke funny now?

The whole pretense killed the joke. I'm sorry, we'll have to host a funeral somewhere else, where all the other unfunny jokes go.

With all due respect,
~~~Mr. Cain and Mr. Abel

hmm... interesting, what pretense are you referring to exactly?
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alamir
February 22, 2006 02:54 PM
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February 22, 2006 05:48 PM
alamir
February 22, 2006 02:45 PM
k well... maybe my satire didn't come off as well as I planned.

I'm actually 24 years old.   Is the joke funny now?

The whole pretense killed the joke. I'm sorry, we'll have to host a funeral somewhere else, where all the other unfunny jokes go.

With all due respect,
~~~Mr. Cain and Mr. Abel

hmm... interesting, what pretense are you referring to exactly?

your entire "I'm 14" bit, and our confusion and shame that someone that young would be in the sack, only to find that you're really 24. That pretense.

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alamir
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But that was said after the initial post, where I didn't state my age.
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Let me put it like this.

The original joke was ok. Not really good, not really bad. Then, posiden asked your age, to make sure you weren't just being wierd, or trying hard to be funny. Then you said you were 14, which made us a tad uneasy, thus ruining any funny feelings we may have had towards your joke in the first place. On top of that, you came clean and said you were really 24, which made us even more confused, not sure if you were lying or not. And your joke got buried in the muck.

But this is all off-topic, so any other funny laws out there?

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Well, thanks for the analysis.

There's a law in Oxford that you're allowed to shoot the Welsh after midnight.

...according to a British friend.
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Actually, it pains me to say this, but I know a kid who's Welsh and he gets on my nerves. I wouldn't mind having this law where I live... :shifty:


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...we now see the real in people
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People have actually tested this law. ..and have been jailed under other laws.
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and was that u who tested the law?
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