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| alamir | Feb 22 2006, 07:31 PM Post #46 |
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No, it was the Welsh that I shot that tested it by roaming around after midnight. |
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| dbzlotrfan | Feb 22 2006, 07:37 PM Post #47 |
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I think either a law of dallas or texas (or some Texan city, i forget) is when two trails meet at a cross-road they must both come to a complete stop.
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| posiden5665 | Feb 22 2006, 07:37 PM Post #48 |
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...ur horrible at jokes u do realize this right no offense or anything |
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| Cain and Abel | Feb 22 2006, 07:39 PM Post #49 |
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hehe, seems like Texas is a little heavy on that whole "Beer" thing, ironically. And yes alamir, your jokes are horrible. With all due respect, ~~~Mr. Cain and Mr. Abel |
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| alamir | Feb 22 2006, 07:48 PM Post #50 |
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Asking me "was it you that tested the law?" didn't exactly have me rolling on the floor laughing, either. My post wasn't as much a joke than a turn-around to a lame set-up. |
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| Cain and Abel | Feb 22 2006, 07:51 PM Post #51 |
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ermm...back on topic. Sunshine is guaranteed to the masses. Animals are banned from mating publicly within 1,500 feet of a tavern, school, or place of worship. Bathhouses are against the law. some of the laws in California, I'll post some more in a second. With all due respect, ~~~Mr. Cain and Mr. Abel |
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| alamir | Feb 22 2006, 07:58 PM Post #52 |
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Not sure how the law is implemented but I can see why it'd be implemented. |
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| posiden5665 | Feb 22 2006, 08:02 PM Post #53 |
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ok i dont get it |
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| Cain and Abel | Feb 22 2006, 08:04 PM Post #54 |
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There's some really stupid ones. Like these: It is a misdemeanor to shoot at any kind of game from a moving vehicle, unless the target is a whale. No vehicle without a driver may exceed 60 miles per hour. Ok, the last one, honestly, HOW STUPID DO YOU HAVE TO BE?!?! With all due respect, ~~~Mr. Cain and Mr. Abel |
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| posiden5665 | Feb 22 2006, 08:04 PM Post #55 |
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apparently pretty stupid |
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| Cain and Abel | Feb 22 2006, 08:07 PM Post #56 |
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It gets worse: Peacocks have the right of way to cross any street, including driveways. Nobody is allowed to ride a bicycle in a swimming pool. City Council order reads: "No dog shall be in a public place without its master on a leash. You are not permitted to wear cowboy boots unless you already own at least two cows. It is illegal to own a green or smelly animal hide And REMEMBER KIDS: Bowling on the sidewalk is illegal With all due respect, ~~~Mr. Cain and Mr. Abel |
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| alamir | Feb 22 2006, 08:09 PM Post #57 |
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Well because there are still some elementary schools that don't teach sexual-education. A scene like this may cause a lot of children to start asking their teacher questions. So I can see how parents wouldn't want an untrained teacher to start talking about sex without warning to the parents. It happens all the time in nature, but a lot of parents would like to be the ones to give "the talk" over some untrained teacher...a place of worship may offend some ...especially if they can hear the sounds while praying. .. a tavern..well.. its best for the forum if I don't go into details
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| posiden5665 | Feb 22 2006, 08:11 PM Post #58 |
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do people actually ride bikes into pools if someone reading this out there does this please post if u do id like to get a good laugh in |
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| Cain and Abel | Feb 22 2006, 08:14 PM Post #59 |
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Oh my God, I just found the funniest laws: Detonating a nuclear device within the city limits results in a $500 fine. Persons may not sleep on a road. A man with a moustache may not kiss a woman No one may annoy a lizard in a city park. It is against the law to hold a private bingo game Getting drunk on a playground is against the law. Cars may not be driven in reverse It is illegal to pour salt on a highway Drinking intoxicating cement is prohibited. It is illegal for a trumpet player to play his instrument with the intention of luring someone to a store. (WTF?!) It is illegal to posses, own or raise roosters. It is illegal to curse on a mini-golf course It is illegal for a man to beat his wife with a strap wider than 2 inches without her consent. You cannot bathe two babies in the same tub at the same time. You may not hunt moths under a street light. It is illegal to cry on the witness stand. Toads may not be licked. With all due respect, ~~~Mr. Cain and Mr. Abel |
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| alamir | Feb 22 2006, 08:19 PM Post #60 |
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where are those laws in? ..and why does posiden5665 have an (S) at the end of his/her name? |
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