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stuff that anoys me list; courtesy of funnyjunk.com
Topic Started: Feb 22 2006, 06:41 PM (522 Views)
posiden5665
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People who point at their wrist while asking for the time. I know where my watch is buddy, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the bathroom is?

People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.


When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Screw off. What good is a goddamn cake if you can't eat it? What, should I eat someone else's cake instead?


When people say "It's always in the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?

When people say, while watching a movie "Did you see that?" No dicknose, I paid $9.00 to come to the theatre and stare at the frigging ceiling up there. What did you come here for?

When something is "new and improved", which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it.

When a cop pulls you over and then asks if you know how fast you were going? You should know asshole, you frigging pulled me over.

When people say "Life is short." What the hell?? Life is the longest #### thing anyone ever does!! What? Are they going to do something that's longer?

When people ask "Can I BORROW a piece of paper?" Sure, but please don't return the favor! It's one god #### piece of paper!

When you are waiting for the bus and someone ask you "Did the bus come yet?" If the bus came I would not be standing here asshole!

People who ask "Can I ask you a question?" Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya buddy?
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It bothers me to no end when people say things like, "Don't drop those." Man, I was really looking forward to dropping these pitchers of lemonade all over the floor.
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magic_wand
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Wow, you feel really special right now? Copying a list that an idiot made. Come to my country. There we can torture you till the 12th of tomorow.
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posiden5665
February 22, 2006 04:41 PM
People who point at their wrist while asking for the time. I know where my watch is buddy, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the bathroom is?

People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.


When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Screw off. What good is a goddamn cake if you can't eat it? What, should I eat someone else's cake instead?


When people say "It's always in the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?

When people say, while watching a movie "Did you see that?" No dicknose, I paid $9.00 to come to the theatre and stare at the frigging ceiling up there. What did you come here for?

When something is "new and improved", which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it.

When a cop pulls you over and then asks if you know how fast you were going? You should know asshole, you frigging pulled me over.

When people say "Life is short." What the hell?? Life is the longest #### thing anyone ever does!! What? Are they going to do something that's longer?

When people ask "Can I BORROW a piece of paper?" Sure, but please don't return the favor! It's one god #### piece of paper!

When you are waiting for the bus and someone ask you "Did the bus come yet?" If the bus came I would not be standing here asshole!

People who ask "Can I ask you a question?" Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya buddy?

:rofl:

Those own.
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I'm gonna use that last one more often!
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magic_wand
February 22, 2006 11:45 PM
Wow, you feel really special right now? Copying a list that an idiot made. Come to my country. There we can torture you till the 12th of tomorow.

That wasnt Needed, all he did was post something he thought other would enjoy, that post was pure spam...

nice find, i used to go to funnyjunk all the time, until my school firewalled all of those sites and all the proxy sites
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i hjate when your looking for things and people say "it must be somewhere". duh it not guna be nowhere is it
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posiden5665
February 22, 2006 05:41 PM
When people say, while watching a movie "Did you see that?" No dicknose, I paid $9.00 to come to the theatre and stare at the frigging ceiling up there. What did you come here for?

Dicknose? :blink:

People who say Dicknose annoy me.
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is that tiger from calvin and hobbes???? i love calvin and hobbes :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :D :D :D :P :P :P
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lol
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i hate it when people come up to me when im sitting here working on computers (i install harddrives and stuff for people around the area i live for free) and they say, you should turn the computer on so you can see what your doing...i mean come on im working with what powers it i dont wanna be electricuted... also people say, maby the yellow wire should connect to that black socket
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