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| Brandon-ZNR | Aug 30 2003, 07:51 AM Post #1 |
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Customer: "I would like an Internet please." Customer: "I just got your Internet in the mail today..." Customer: "I don't have a computer at home. Is the Internet available in book form?" Customer: "I can't get online." Tech Support: "Can you be more specific?" Customer: "It says, 'Bad username/password'." Tech Support: "What is your username?" Customer: "Are you sure that the Internet isn't closed for the night?" "The Internet -- isn't that a microchip?" "Isn't Netscape Navigator the Internet?" "I have a problem with my Internet. Anyone know how to get the screens smaller?" Friend: "I'm going to leave AOL. I think I'll switch to Netscape." Me: "Um, Netscape isn't a way to get on the Internet. It's what lets you look at the Internet. You need an Internet Service Provider like AOL, CompuServe, or AT&T Worldnet." Friend: "Oh. I guess I'll get Internet Explorer." Tech Support: "If you don't have a phone line, you can't connect to the Internet." Customer: "That is the most ridiculous thing I have ever heard. You guys need to do something about that if you want people to be happy with your service!" (click) Customer: "I broke the Internet! Can you fix it for me?" Customer: "So that'll get me connected to the Internet, right?" Tech Support: "Yeah." Customer: "And that's the latest version of the Internet, right?" Tech Support: "Uhh...uh...uh...yeah." Customer: "Every time I call you I get disconnected from the Internet!" Tech Support: "This is technical support returning your call for support. How can I help you?" Customer: "I want to lodge a complaint." Tech Support: "What seems to be the problem?" Customer: "I specifically asked you not to program my Internet with pornography. I want it removed immediately." Customer: "I just went out and bought the newest unit they have out and having trouble hooking up to the Internet!" Tech Support: "What type of machine are you running?" Customer: "A Nintendo 64!" Tech Support: "Sorry, but you can't hook that up to the Internet. You need a computer with a modem first." Customer: "Well, can't I just buy a modem thing and stuff it inside somewhere?" The ones in red are my favourites lol. |
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| Sw33t_DreamZ | Aug 30 2003, 08:11 AM Post #2 |
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good ones Nate
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| FIREARMS | Aug 30 2003, 08:26 AM Post #3 |
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H1gh v0lt4g3™
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N64!
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| Sw33t_DreamZ | Aug 30 2003, 09:14 AM Post #4 |
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yeah I liked that one too |
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| Yoshi | Aug 30 2003, 04:17 PM Post #5 |
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I wonder what his N64 looks like today. |
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| Brandon-ZNR | Sep 2 2003, 12:59 PM Post #6 |
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Some more kick ass ones:
Mwhaha. So funneh. |
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| Sw33t_DreamZ | Sep 2 2003, 01:05 PM Post #7 |
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yup very funny I liked the email one
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| Websurfer | Sep 2 2003, 01:06 PM Post #8 |
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LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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| Yoshi | Sep 2 2003, 02:51 PM Post #9 |
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I like the window one, I fell out of my chair laughing. |
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| Brandon-ZNR | Sep 3 2003, 02:00 PM Post #10 |
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More? |
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| Sw33t_DreamZ | Sep 3 2003, 02:03 PM Post #11 |
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yes please , why even ask? of course bring them on
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| Brandon-ZNR | Sep 3 2003, 02:16 PM Post #12 |
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The last few ones in red are so damn funny. |
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| Sw33t_DreamZ | Sep 3 2003, 02:20 PM Post #13 |
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good ones yet again Nate, where do you find these? they are soo funny :happy: |
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| Yoshi | Sep 3 2003, 04:26 PM Post #14 |
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Thats my favorite one. |
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| FIREARMS | Sep 5 2003, 11:55 AM Post #15 |
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Lol! Those are some very funny ones. My friend hurt himself cause he fell over when he read them ![]() He did not get hurt bad jsut a little fall. |
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