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| the format | Feb 3 2004, 09:20 PM Post #181 |
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Liberate says: format your legs are so hawt
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Once Upon An Apple, the worm crawled around and dug a hole in the dirt. Then a kid threw the apple and it landed on an old man's bald head. Then the old man started to eat the apple. Then he realized it was infested by a worm. He threw up all over the fancy italian suit he was wearing. Which was purchased at the official goodwill of amercian clothes. Then he ran to the store to buy a replacement suit that would make the girls love him. He walked down to the apple tree to chop it down. While chopping he had a beer, then another one and then a cat jumped from the tree and scratched his head. He starting yelling "Bloody murder, I am going to rip this thing until its adams apple is a torn up and ripped to 1,000,000,000 small pieces. Then I'll bite the apple once and for all. And I will turn around the lawnmower and see the core being a horrible sight and it will be the worst day of his life. Then he would take another apple and lick it as he did when he discovered the value of £100,000 so he took the apple and put it on ebay. He sold it for over a million dollars and the idiot who purchased it was a stupid monkey trainer. The monkey trainer took the apple, gave it to a man wearing a monkey coat, and the guy pulled out his automatic hand gun and he shot another old man. The old man got pissed and yelled at the monkey trainer, who shot him. A little old lady lifted her skirt and then looked for a job as a waitress. Then some little kids ran over a frog from mars that looked like crap and jumped on the car the kids and got flattened. Later on the evil frog returned to mars therefore knowing that he dropped his wallet. So the monkey picked up the remote to the television, and turned it on to discovery channel to learn about flying and other monkeys. Then the monkey turned off the tv and decided to go outside. Then the alien took the apple and sliced it into 100 different peices. And then put half of the slices on a piece of toast. Then a piece of of the apple and then a big gorilla came then ate a slice of the toast. The gorilla grabbed the butter and buttered the piece of toast quickly so that the butter wouldnt eat the alien. But the alien got the toast and went to the wizard of the wicked west only to find out that the toast was not buttered or was real toast. The toast was buried. Then the toast was resurected to the most and buttered the alien. Then it was lunch time and the buried peice of toast suddenly turned into the wicked witch of the wicked west. Than flying monkeys went for her on her bike and raced off to muchkin land. Then, after he was greeted by a different alien the FBI called. He answered the toast but relized that he couldn't because it wasn't a phone and forgot to pay fifty cents which he borrowed from a monkey which could cast a giant booger, he |
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| the format | Jan 31 2004, 09:25 PM Post #182 |
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Liberate says: format your legs are so hawt
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Once Upon An Apple, the worm crawled around and dug a hole in the dirt. Then a kid threw the apple and it landed on an old man's bald head. Then the old man started to eat the apple. Then he realized it was infested by a worm. He threw up all over the fancy italian suit he was wearing. Which was purchased at the official goodwill of amercian clothes. Then he ran to the store to buy a replacement suit that would make the girls love him. He walked down to the apple tree to chop it down. While chopping he had a beer, then another one and then a cat jumped from the tree and scratched his head. He starting yelling "Bloody murder, I am going to rip this thing until its adams apple is a torn up and ripped to 1,000,000,000 small pieces. Then I'll bite the apple once and for all. And I will turn around the lawnmower and see the core being a horrible sight and it will be the worst day of his life. Then he would take another apple and lick it as he did when he discovered the value of £100,000 so he took the apple and put it on ebay. He sold it for over a million dollars and the idiot who purchased it was a stupid monkey trainer. The monkey trainer took the apple, gave it to a man wearing a monkey coat, and the guy pulled out his automatic hand gun and he shot another old man. The old man got pissed and yelled at the monkey trainer, who shot him. A little old lady lifted her skirt and then looked for a job as a waitress. Then some little kids ran over a frog from mars that looked like crap and jumped on the car the kids and got flattened. Later on the evil frog returned to mars therefore knowing that he dropped his wallet. So the monkey picked up the remote to the television, and turned it on to discovery channel to learn about flying and other monkeys. Then the monkey turned off the tv and decided to go outside. Then the alien took the apple and sliced it into 100 different peices. And then put half of the slices on a piece of toast. Then a piece of of the apple and then a big gorilla came then ate a slice of the toast. The gorilla grabbed the butter and buttered the piece of toast quickly so that the butter wouldnt eat the alien. But the alien got the toast and went to the wizard of the wicked west only to find out that the toast was not buttered or was real toast. The toast was buried. Then the toast was resurected to the most and buttered the alien. Then it was lunch time and the buried peice of toast suddenly turned into the wicked witch of the wicked west. Than flying monkeys went for her on her bike and raced off to muchkin land. Then, after he was greeted by a different alien the FBI called. He answered the toast but relized that he couldn't |
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| Orbital | Jan 31 2004, 09:26 PM Post #183 |
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Once Upon An Apple, the worm crawled around and dug a hole in the dirt. Then a kid threw the apple and it landed on an old man's bald head. Then the old man started to eat the apple. Then he realized it was infested by a worm. He threw up all over the fancy italian suit he was wearing. Which was purchased at the official goodwill of amercian clothes. Then he ran to the store to buy a replacement suit that would make the girls love him. He walked down to the apple tree to chop it down. While chopping he had a beer, then another one and then a cat jumped from the tree and scratched his head. He starting yelling "Bloody murder, I am going to rip this thing until its adams apple is a torn up and ripped to 1,000,000,000 small pieces. Then I'll bite the apple once and for all. And I will turn around the lawnmower and see the core being a horrible sight and it will be the worst day of his life. Then he would take another apple and lick it as he did when he discovered the value of £100,000 so he took the apple and put it on ebay. He sold it for over a million dollars and the idiot who purchased it was a stupid monkey trainer. The monkey trainer took the apple, gave it to a man wearing a monkey coat, and the guy pulled out his automatic hand gun and he shot another old man. The old man got pissed and yelled at the monkey trainer, who shot him. A little old lady lifted her skirt and then looked for a job as a waitress. Then some little kids ran over a frog from mars that looked like crap and jumped on the car the kids and got flattened. Later on the evil frog returned to mars therefore knowing that he dropped his wallet. So the monkey picked up the remote to the television, and turned it on to discovery channel to learn about flying and other monkeys. Then the monkey turned off the tv and decided to go outside. Then the alien took the apple and sliced it into 100 different peices. And then put half of the slices on a piece of toast. Then a piece of of the apple and then a big gorilla came then ate a slice of the toast. The gorilla grabbed the butter and buttered the piece of toast quickly so that the butter wouldnt eat the alien. But the alien got the toast and went to the wizard of the wicked west only to find out that the toast was not buttered or was real toast. The toast was buried. Then the toast was resurected to the most and buttered the alien. Then it was lunch time and the buried peice of toast suddenly turned into the wicked witch of the wicked west. Than flying monkeys went for her on her bike and raced off to muchkin land. Then, after he was greeted by a different alien the FBI called. He answered the toast but relized that he couldn't because it wasn't *cough*plugged in*cough* |
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| the format | Jan 31 2004, 09:28 PM Post #184 |
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Liberate says: format your legs are so hawt
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Once Upon An Apple, the worm crawled around and dug a hole in the dirt. Then a kid threw the apple and it landed on an old man's bald head. Then the old man started to eat the apple. Then he realized it was infested by a worm. He threw up all over the fancy italian suit he was wearing. Which was purchased at the official goodwill of amercian clothes. Then he ran to the store to buy a replacement suit that would make the girls love him. He walked down to the apple tree to chop it down. While chopping he had a beer, then another one and then a cat jumped from the tree and scratched his head. He starting yelling "Bloody murder, I am going to rip this thing until its adams apple is a torn up and ripped to 1,000,000,000 small pieces. Then I'll bite the apple once and for all. And I will turn around the lawnmower and see the core being a horrible sight and it will be the worst day of his life. Then he would take another apple and lick it as he did when he discovered the value of £100,000 so he took the apple and put it on ebay. He sold it for over a million dollars and the idiot who purchased it was a stupid monkey trainer. The monkey trainer took the apple, gave it to a man wearing a monkey coat, and the guy pulled out his automatic hand gun and he shot another old man. The old man got pissed and yelled at the monkey trainer, who shot him. A little old lady lifted her skirt and then looked for a job as a waitress. Then some little kids ran over a frog from mars that looked like crap and jumped on the car the kids and got flattened. Later on the evil frog returned to mars therefore knowing that he dropped his wallet. So the monkey picked up the remote to the television, and turned it on to discovery channel to learn about flying and other monkeys. Then the monkey turned off the tv and decided to go outside. Then the alien took the apple and sliced it into 100 different peices. And then put half of the slices on a piece of toast. Then a piece of of the apple and then a big gorilla came then ate a slice of the toast. The gorilla grabbed the butter and buttered the piece of toast quickly so that the butter wouldnt eat the alien. But the alien got the toast and went to the wizard of the wicked west only to find out that the toast was not buttered or was real toast. The toast was buried. Then the toast was resurected to the most and buttered the alien. Then it was lunch time and the buried peice of toast suddenly turned into the wicked witch of the wicked west. Than flying monkeys went for her on her bike and raced off to muchkin land. Then, after he was greeted by a different alien the FBI called. He answered the toast but relized that he couldn't because it wasn't a phone and
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| Orbital | Jan 31 2004, 09:29 PM Post #185 |
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Once Upon An Apple, the worm crawled around and dug a hole in the dirt. Then a kid threw the apple and it landed on an old man's bald head. Then the old man started to eat the apple. Then he realized it was infested by a worm. He threw up all over the fancy italian suit he was wearing. Which was purchased at the official goodwill of amercian clothes. Then he ran to the store to buy a replacement suit that would make the girls love him. He walked down to the apple tree to chop it down. While chopping he had a beer, then another one and then a cat jumped from the tree and scratched his head. He starting yelling "Bloody murder, I am going to rip this thing until its adams apple is a torn up and ripped to 1,000,000,000 small pieces. Then I'll bite the apple once and for all. And I will turn around the lawnmower and see the core being a horrible sight and it will be the worst day of his life. Then he would take another apple and lick it as he did when he discovered the value of £100,000 so he took the apple and put it on ebay. He sold it for over a million dollars and the idiot who purchased it was a stupid monkey trainer. The monkey trainer took the apple, gave it to a man wearing a monkey coat, and the guy pulled out his automatic hand gun and he shot another old man. The old man got pissed and yelled at the monkey trainer, who shot him. A little old lady lifted her skirt and then looked for a job as a waitress. Then some little kids ran over a frog from mars that looked like crap and jumped on the car the kids and got flattened. Later on the evil frog returned to mars therefore knowing that he dropped his wallet. So the monkey picked up the remote to the television, and turned it on to discovery channel to learn about flying and other monkeys. Then the monkey turned off the tv and decided to go outside. Then the alien took the apple and sliced it into 100 different peices. And then put half of the slices on a piece of toast. Then a piece of of the apple and then a big gorilla came then ate a slice of the toast. The gorilla grabbed the butter and buttered the piece of toast quickly so that the butter wouldnt eat the alien. But the alien got the toast and went to the wizard of the wicked west only to find out that the toast was not buttered or was real toast. The toast was buried. Then the toast was resurected to the most and buttered the alien. Then it was lunch time and the buried peice of toast suddenly turned into the wicked witch of the wicked west. Than flying monkeys went for her on her bike and raced off to muchkin land. Then, after he was greeted by a different alien the FBI called. He answered the toast but relized that he couldn't because it wasn't a phone and forgot to pay |
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| Adamo | Jan 31 2004, 10:12 PM Post #186 |
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P-b-b-b-bleeeease...
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Once Upon An Apple, the worm crawled around and dug a hole in the dirt. Then a kid threw the apple and it landed on an old man's bald head. Then the old man started to eat the apple. Then he realized it was infested by a worm. He threw up all over the fancy italian suit he was wearing. Which was purchased at the official goodwill of amercian clothes. Then he ran to the store to buy a replacement suit that would make the girls love him. He walked down to the apple tree to chop it down. While chopping he had a beer, then another one and then a cat jumped from the tree and scratched his head. He starting yelling "Bloody murder, I am going to rip this thing until its adams apple is a torn up and ripped to 1,000,000,000 small pieces. Then I'll bite the apple once and for all. And I will turn around the lawnmower and see the core being a horrible sight and it will be the worst day of his life. Then he would take another apple and lick it as he did when he discovered the value of £100,000 so he took the apple and put it on ebay. He sold it for over a million dollars and the idiot who purchased it was a stupid monkey trainer. The monkey trainer took the apple, gave it to a man wearing a monkey coat, and the guy pulled out his automatic hand gun and he shot another old man. The old man got pissed and yelled at the monkey trainer, who shot him. A little old lady lifted her skirt and then looked for a job as a waitress. Then some little kids ran over a frog from mars that looked like crap and jumped on the car the kids and got flattened. Later on the evil frog returned to mars therefore knowing that he dropped his wallet. So the monkey picked up the remote to the television, and turned it on to discovery channel to learn about flying and other monkeys. Then the monkey turned off the tv and decided to go outside. Then the alien took the apple and sliced it into 100 different peices. And then put half of the slices on a piece of toast. Then a piece of of the apple and then a big gorilla came then ate a slice of the toast. The gorilla grabbed the butter and buttered the piece of toast quickly so that the butter wouldnt eat the alien. But the alien got the toast and went to the wizard of the wicked west only to find out that the toast was not buttered or was real toast. The toast was buried. Then the toast was resurected to the most and buttered the alien. Then it was lunch time and the buried peice of toast suddenly turned into the wicked witch of the wicked west. Than flying monkeys went for her on her bike and raced off to muchkin land. Then, after he was greeted by a different alien the FBI called. He answered the toast but relized that he couldn't because it wasn't a phone and forgot to pay fifty cents which... |
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| Orbital | Feb 1 2004, 04:05 AM Post #187 |
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Once Upon An Apple, the worm crawled around and dug a hole in the dirt. Then a kid threw the apple and it landed on an old man's bald head. Then the old man started to eat the apple. Then he realized it was infested by a worm. He threw up all over the fancy italian suit he was wearing. Which was purchased at the official goodwill of amercian clothes. Then he ran to the store to buy a replacement suit that would make the girls love him. He walked down to the apple tree to chop it down. While chopping he had a beer, then another one and then a cat jumped from the tree and scratched his head. He starting yelling "Bloody murder, I am going to rip this thing until its adams apple is a torn up and ripped to 1,000,000,000 small pieces. Then I'll bite the apple once and for all. And I will turn around the lawnmower and see the core being a horrible sight and it will be the worst day of his life. Then he would take another apple and lick it as he did when he discovered the value of £100,000 so he took the apple and put it on ebay. He sold it for over a million dollars and the idiot who purchased it was a stupid monkey trainer. The monkey trainer took the apple, gave it to a man wearing a monkey coat, and the guy pulled out his automatic hand gun and he shot another old man. The old man got pissed and yelled at the monkey trainer, who shot him. A little old lady lifted her skirt and then looked for a job as a waitress. Then some little kids ran over a frog from mars that looked like crap and jumped on the car the kids and got flattened. Later on the evil frog returned to mars therefore knowing that he dropped his wallet. So the monkey picked up the remote to the television, and turned it on to discovery channel to learn about flying and other monkeys. Then the monkey turned off the tv and decided to go outside. Then the alien took the apple and sliced it into 100 different peices. And then put half of the slices on a piece of toast. Then a piece of of the apple and then a big gorilla came then ate a slice of the toast. The gorilla grabbed the butter and buttered the piece of toast quickly so that the butter wouldnt eat the alien. But the alien got the toast and went to the wizard of the wicked west only to find out that the toast was not buttered or was real toast. The toast was buried. Then the toast was resurected to the most and buttered the alien. Then it was lunch time and the buried peice of toast suddenly turned into the wicked witch of the wicked west. Than flying monkeys went for her on her bike and raced off to muchkin land. Then, after he was greeted by a different alien the FBI called. He answered the toast but relized that he couldn't because it wasn't a phone and forgot to pay fifty cents which he borrowed from |
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| Adamo | Feb 3 2004, 08:30 PM Post #188 |
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P-b-b-b-bleeeease...
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Once Upon An Apple, the worm crawled around and dug a hole in the dirt. Then a kid threw the apple and it landed on an old man's bald head. Then the old man started to eat the apple. Then he realized it was infested by a worm. He threw up all over the fancy italian suit he was wearing. Which was purchased at the official goodwill of amercian clothes. Then he ran to the store to buy a replacement suit that would make the girls love him. He walked down to the apple tree to chop it down. While chopping he had a beer, then another one and then a cat jumped from the tree and scratched his head. He starting yelling "Bloody murder, I am going to rip this thing until its adams apple is a torn up and ripped to 1,000,000,000 small pieces. Then I'll bite the apple once and for all. And I will turn around the lawnmower and see the core being a horrible sight and it will be the worst day of his life. Then he would take another apple and lick it as he did when he discovered the value of £100,000 so he took the apple and put it on ebay. He sold it for over a million dollars and the idiot who purchased it was a stupid monkey trainer. The monkey trainer took the apple, gave it to a man wearing a monkey coat, and the guy pulled out his automatic hand gun and he shot another old man. The old man got pissed and yelled at the monkey trainer, who shot him. A little old lady lifted her skirt and then looked for a job as a waitress. Then some little kids ran over a frog from mars that looked like crap and jumped on the car the kids and got flattened. Later on the evil frog returned to mars therefore knowing that he dropped his wallet. So the monkey picked up the remote to the television, and turned it on to discovery channel to learn about flying and other monkeys. Then the monkey turned off the tv and decided to go outside. Then the alien took the apple and sliced it into 100 different peices. And then put half of the slices on a piece of toast. Then a piece of of the apple and then a big gorilla came then ate a slice of the toast. The gorilla grabbed the butter and buttered the piece of toast quickly so that the butter wouldnt eat the alien. But the alien got the toast and went to the wizard of the wicked west only to find out that the toast was not buttered or was real toast. The toast was buried. Then the toast was resurected to the most and buttered the alien. Then it was lunch time and the buried peice of toast suddenly turned into the wicked witch of the wicked west. Than flying monkeys went for her on her bike and raced off to muchkin land. Then, after he was greeted by a different alien the FBI called. He answered the toast but relized that he couldn't because it wasn't a phone and forgot to pay fifty cents which he borrowed from a monkey which |
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| Temptation | Feb 3 2004, 09:19 PM Post #189 |
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Once Upon An Apple, the worm crawled around and dug a hole in the dirt. Then a kid threw the apple and it landed on an old man's bald head. Then the old man started to eat the apple. Then he realized it was infested by a worm. He threw up all over the fancy italian suit he was wearing. Which was purchased at the official goodwill of amercian clothes. Then he ran to the store to buy a replacement suit that would make the girls love him. He walked down to the apple tree to chop it down. While chopping he had a beer, then another one and then a cat jumped from the tree and scratched his head. He starting yelling "Bloody murder, I am going to rip this thing until its adams apple is a torn up and ripped to 1,000,000,000 small pieces. Then I'll bite the apple once and for all. And I will turn around the lawnmower and see the core being a horrible sight and it will be the worst day of his life. Then he would take another apple and lick it as he did when he discovered the value of £100,000 so he took the apple and put it on ebay. He sold it for over a million dollars and the idiot who purchased it was a stupid monkey trainer. The monkey trainer took the apple, gave it to a man wearing a monkey coat, and the guy pulled out his automatic hand gun and he shot another old man. The old man got pissed and yelled at the monkey trainer, who shot him. A little old lady lifted her skirt and then looked for a job as a waitress. Then some little kids ran over a frog from mars that looked like crap and jumped on the car the kids and got flattened. Later on the evil frog returned to mars therefore knowing that he dropped his wallet. So the monkey picked up the remote to the television, and turned it on to discovery channel to learn about flying and other monkeys. Then the monkey turned off the tv and decided to go outside. Then the alien took the apple and sliced it into 100 different peices. And then put half of the slices on a piece of toast. Then a piece of of the apple and then a big gorilla came then ate a slice of the toast. The gorilla grabbed the butter and buttered the piece of toast quickly so that the butter wouldnt eat the alien. But the alien got the toast and went to the wizard of the wicked west only to find out that the toast was not buttered or was real toast. The toast was buried. Then the toast was resurected to the most and buttered the alien. Then it was lunch time and the buried peice of toast suddenly turned into the wicked witch of the wicked west. Than flying monkeys went for her on her bike and raced off to muchkin land. Then, after he was greeted by a different alien the FBI called. He answered the toast but relized that he couldn't because it wasn't a phone and forgot to pay fifty cents which he borrowed from a monkey which could cast a |
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| Orbital | Feb 5 2004, 06:19 PM Post #190 |
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Once Upon An Apple, the worm crawled around and dug a hole in the dirt. Then a kid threw the apple and it landed on an old man's bald head. Then the old man started to eat the apple. Then he realized it was infested by a worm. He threw up all over the fancy italian suit he was wearing. Which was purchased at the official goodwill of amercian clothes. Then he ran to the store to buy a replacement suit that would make the girls love him. He walked down to the apple tree to chop it down. While chopping he had a beer, then another one and then a cat jumped from the tree and scratched his head. He starting yelling "Bloody murder, I am going to rip this thing until its adams apple is a torn up and ripped to 1,000,000,000 small pieces. Then I'll bite the apple once and for all. And I will turn around the lawnmower and see the core being a horrible sight and it will be the worst day of his life. Then he would take another apple and lick it as he did when he discovered the value of £100,000 so he took the apple and put it on ebay. He sold it for over a million dollars and the idiot who purchased it was a stupid monkey trainer. The monkey trainer took the apple, gave it to a man wearing a monkey coat, and the guy pulled out his automatic hand gun and he shot another old man. The old man got pissed and yelled at the monkey trainer, who shot him. A little old lady lifted her skirt and then looked for a job as a waitress. Then some little kids ran over a frog from mars that looked like crap and jumped on the car the kids and got flattened. Later on the evil frog returned to mars therefore knowing that he dropped his wallet. So the monkey picked up the remote to the television, and turned it on to discovery channel to learn about flying and other monkeys. Then the monkey turned off the tv and decided to go outside. Then the alien took the apple and sliced it into 100 different peices. And then put half of the slices on a piece of toast. Then a piece of of the apple and then a big gorilla came then ate a slice of the toast. The gorilla grabbed the butter and buttered the piece of toast quickly so that the butter wouldnt eat the alien. But the alien got the toast and went to the wizard of the wicked west only to find out that the toast was not buttered or was real toast. The toast was buried. Then the toast was resurected to the most and buttered the alien. Then it was lunch time and the buried peice of toast suddenly turned into the wicked witch of the wicked west. Than flying monkeys went for her on her bike and raced off to muchkin land. Then, after he was greeted by a different alien the FBI called. He answered the toast but relized that he couldn't because it wasn't a phone and forgot to pay fifty cents which he borrowed from a monkey which could cast a giant booger, he picked his nose |
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| Cody-ZNR | Feb 5 2004, 09:59 PM Post #191 |
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Once Upon An Apple, the worm crawled around and dug a hole in the dirt. Then a kid threw the apple and it landed on an old man's bald head. Then the old man started to eat the apple. Then he realized it was infested by a worm. He threw up all over the fancy italian suit he was wearing. Which was purchased at the official goodwill of amercian clothes. Then he ran to the store to buy a replacement suit that would make the girls love him. He walked down to the apple tree to chop it down. While chopping he had a beer, then another one and then a cat jumped from the tree and scratched his head. He starting yelling "Bloody murder, I am going to rip this thing until its adams apple is a torn up and ripped to 1,000,000,000 small pieces. Then I'll bite the apple once and for all. And I will turn around the lawnmower and see the core being a horrible sight and it will be the worst day of his life. Then he would take another apple and lick it as he did when he discovered the value of £100,000 so he took the apple and put it on ebay. He sold it for over a million dollars and the idiot who purchased it was a stupid monkey trainer. The monkey trainer took the apple, gave it to a man wearing a monkey coat, and the guy pulled out his automatic hand gun and he shot another old man. The old man got pissed and yelled at the monkey trainer, who shot him. A little old lady lifted her skirt and then looked for a job as a waitress. Then some little kids ran over a frog from mars that looked like crap and jumped on the car the kids and got flattened. Later on the evil frog returned to mars therefore knowing that he dropped his wallet. So the monkey picked up the remote to the television, and turned it on to discovery channel to learn about flying and other monkeys. Then the monkey turned off the tv and decided to go outside. Then the alien took the apple and sliced it into 100 different peices. And then put half of the slices on a piece of toast. Then a piece of of the apple and then a big gorilla came then ate a slice of the toast. The gorilla grabbed the butter and buttered the piece of toast quickly so that the butter wouldnt eat the alien. But the alien got the toast and went to the wizard of the wicked west only to find out that the toast was not buttered or was real toast. The toast was buried. Then the toast was resurected to the most and buttered the alien. Then it was lunch time and the buried peice of toast suddenly turned into the wicked witch of the wicked west. Than flying monkeys went for her on her bike and raced off to muchkin land. Then, after he was greeted by a different alien the FBI called. He answered the toast but relized that he couldn't because it wasn't a phone and forgot to pay fifty cents which he borrowed from a monkey which could cast a giant booger, he picked his nose until it was |
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| RobertJDude | Feb 6 2004, 12:52 AM Post #192 |
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Once Upon An Apple, the worm crawled around and dug a hole in the dirt. Then a kid threw the apple and it landed on an old man's bald head. Then the old man started to eat the apple. Then he realized it was infested by a worm. He threw up all over the fancy italian suit he was wearing. Which was purchased at the official goodwill of amercian clothes. Then he ran to the store to buy a replacement suit that would make the girls love him. He walked down to the apple tree to chop it down. While chopping he had a beer, then another one and then a cat jumped from the tree and scratched his head. He starting yelling "Bloody murder, I am going to rip this thing until its adams apple is a torn up and ripped to 1,000,000,000 small pieces. Then I'll bite the apple once and for all. And I will turn around the lawnmower and see the core being a horrible sight and it will be the worst day of his life. Then he would take another apple and lick it as he did when he discovered the value of £100,000 so he took the apple and put it on ebay. He sold it for over a million dollars and the idiot who purchased it was a stupid monkey trainer. The monkey trainer took the apple, gave it to a man wearing a monkey coat, and the guy pulled out his automatic hand gun and he shot another old man. The old man got pissed and yelled at the monkey trainer, who shot him. A little old lady lifted her skirt and then looked for a job as a waitress. Then some little kids ran over a frog from mars that looked like crap and jumped on the car the kids and got flattened. Later on the evil frog returned to mars therefore knowing that he dropped his wallet. So the monkey picked up the remote to the television, and turned it on to discovery channel to learn about flying and other monkeys. Then the monkey turned off the tv and decided to go outside. Then the alien took the apple and sliced it into 100 different peices. And then put half of the slices on a piece of toast. Then a piece of of the apple and then a big gorilla came then ate a slice of the toast. The gorilla grabbed the butter and buttered the piece of toast quickly so that the butter wouldnt eat the alien. But the alien got the toast and went to the wizard of the wicked west only to find out that the toast was not buttered or was real toast. The toast was buried. Then the toast was resurected to the most and buttered the alien. Then it was lunch time and the buried peice of toast suddenly turned into the wicked witch of the wicked west. Than flying monkeys went for her on her bike and raced off to muchkin land. Then, after he was greeted by a different alien the FBI called. He answered the toast but relized that he couldn't because it wasn't a phone and forgot to pay fifty cents which he borrowed from a monkey which could cast a giant booger, he picked his nose until it was bloody and yummy |
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| Nate | Feb 6 2004, 01:37 AM Post #193 |
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Once Upon An Apple, the worm crawled around and dug a hole in the dirt. Then a kid threw the apple and it landed on an old man's bald head. Then the old man started to eat the apple. Then he realized it was infested by a worm. He threw up all over the fancy italian suit he was wearing. Which was purchased at the official goodwill of amercian clothes. Then he ran to the store to buy a replacement suit that would make the girls love him. He walked down to the apple tree to chop it down. While chopping he had a beer, then another one and then a cat jumped from the tree and scratched his head. He starting yelling "Bloody murder, I am going to rip this thing until its adams apple is a torn up and ripped to 1,000,000,000 small pieces. Then I'll bite the apple once and for all. And I will turn around the lawnmower and see the core being a horrible sight and it will be the worst day of his life. Then he would take another apple and lick it as he did when he discovered the value of £100,000 so he took the apple and put it on ebay. He sold it for over a million dollars and the idiot who purchased it was a stupid monkey trainer. The monkey trainer took the apple, gave it to a man wearing a monkey coat, and the guy pulled out his automatic hand gun and he shot another old man. The old man got pissed and yelled at the monkey trainer, who shot him. A little old lady lifted her skirt and then looked for a job as a waitress. Then some little kids ran over a frog from mars that looked like crap and jumped on the car the kids and got flattened. Later on the evil frog returned to mars therefore knowing that he dropped his wallet. So the monkey picked up the remote to the television, and turned it on to discovery channel to learn about flying and other monkeys. Then the monkey turned off the tv and decided to go outside. Then the alien took the apple and sliced it into 100 different peices. And then put half of the slices on a piece of toast. Then a piece of of the apple and then a big gorilla came then ate a slice of the toast. The gorilla grabbed the butter and buttered the piece of toast quickly so that the butter wouldnt eat the alien. But the alien got the toast and went to the wizard of the wicked west only to find out that the toast was not buttered or was real toast. The toast was buried. Then the toast was resurected to the most and buttered the alien. Then it was lunch time and the buried peice of toast suddenly turned into the wicked witch of the wicked west. Than flying monkeys went for her on her bike and raced off to muchkin land. Then, after he was greeted by a different alien the FBI called. He answered the toast but relized that he couldn't because it wasn't a phone and forgot to pay fifty cents which he borrowed from a monkey which could cast a giant booger, he picked his nose until it was bloody and yummy then puked cuz |
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| RobertJDude | Feb 6 2004, 02:21 AM Post #194 |
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Once Upon An Apple, the worm crawled around and dug a hole in the dirt. Then a kid threw the apple and it landed on an old man's bald head. Then the old man started to eat the apple. Then he realized it was infested by a worm. He threw up all over the fancy italian suit he was wearing. Which was purchased at the official goodwill of amercian clothes. Then he ran to the store to buy a replacement suit that would make the girls love him. He walked down to the apple tree to chop it down. While chopping he had a beer, then another one and then a cat jumped from the tree and scratched his head. He starting yelling "Bloody murder, I am going to rip this thing until its adams apple is a torn up and ripped to 1,000,000,000 small pieces. Then I'll bite the apple once and for all. And I will turn around the lawnmower and see the core being a horrible sight and it will be the worst day of his life. Then he would take another apple and lick it as he did when he discovered the value of £100,000 so he took the apple and put it on ebay. He sold it for over a million dollars and the idiot who purchased it was a stupid monkey trainer. The monkey trainer took the apple, gave it to a man wearing a monkey coat, and the guy pulled out his automatic hand gun and he shot another old man. The old man got pissed and yelled at the monkey trainer, who shot him. A little old lady lifted her skirt and then looked for a job as a waitress. Then some little kids ran over a frog from mars that looked like crap and jumped on the car the kids and got flattened. Later on the evil frog returned to mars therefore knowing that he dropped his wallet. So the monkey picked up the remote to the television, and turned it on to discovery channel to learn about flying and other monkeys. Then the monkey turned off the tv and decided to go outside. Then the alien took the apple and sliced it into 100 different peices. And then put half of the slices on a piece of toast. Then a piece of of the apple and then a big gorilla came then ate a slice of the toast. The gorilla grabbed the butter and buttered the piece of toast quickly so that the butter wouldnt eat the alien. But the alien got the toast and went to the wizard of the wicked west only to find out that the toast was not buttered or was real toast. The toast was buried. Then the toast was resurected to the most and buttered the alien. Then it was lunch time and the buried peice of toast suddenly turned into the wicked witch of the wicked west. Than flying monkeys went for her on her bike and raced off to muchkin land. Then, after he was greeted by a different alien the FBI called. He answered the toast but relized that he couldn't because it wasn't a phone and forgot to pay fifty cents which he borrowed from a monkey which could cast a giant booger, he picked his nose until it was bloody and yummy then puked cuz it wuz his |
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| Cody-ZNR | Feb 6 2004, 08:14 AM Post #195 |
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Once Upon An Apple, the worm crawled around and dug a hole in the dirt. Then a kid threw the apple and it landed on an old man's bald head. Then the old man started to eat the apple. Then he realized it was infested by a worm. He threw up all over the fancy italian suit he was wearing. Which was purchased at the official goodwill of amercian clothes. Then he ran to the store to buy a replacement suit that would make the girls love him. He walked down to the apple tree to chop it down. While chopping he had a beer, then another one and then a cat jumped from the tree and scratched his head. He starting yelling "Bloody murder, I am going to rip this thing until its adams apple is a torn up and ripped to 1,000,000,000 small pieces. Then I'll bite the apple once and for all. And I will turn around the lawnmower and see the core being a horrible sight and it will be the worst day of his life. Then he would take another apple and lick it as he did when he discovered the value of £100,000 so he took the apple and put it on ebay. He sold it for over a million dollars and the idiot who purchased it was a stupid monkey trainer. The monkey trainer took the apple, gave it to a man wearing a monkey coat, and the guy pulled out his automatic hand gun and he shot another old man. The old man got pissed and yelled at the monkey trainer, who shot him. A little old lady lifted her skirt and then looked for a job as a waitress. Then some little kids ran over a frog from mars that looked like crap and jumped on the car the kids and got flattened. Later on the evil frog returned to mars therefore knowing that he dropped his wallet. So the monkey picked up the remote to the television, and turned it on to discovery channel to learn about flying and other monkeys. Then the monkey turned off the tv and decided to go outside. Then the alien took the apple and sliced it into 100 different peices. And then put half of the slices on a piece of toast. Then a piece of of the apple and then a big gorilla came then ate a slice of the toast. The gorilla grabbed the butter and buttered the piece of toast quickly so that the butter wouldnt eat the alien. But the alien got the toast and went to the wizard of the wicked west only to find out that the toast was not buttered or was real toast. The toast was buried. Then the toast was resurected to the most and buttered the alien. Then it was lunch time and the buried peice of toast suddenly turned into the wicked witch of the wicked west. Than flying monkeys went for her on her bike and raced off to muchkin land. Then, after he was greeted by a different alien the FBI called. He answered the toast but relized that he couldn't because it wasn't a phone and forgot to pay fifty cents which he borrowed from a monkey which could cast a giant booger, he picked his nose until it was bloody and yummy then puked cuz it wuz his nose hair insted |
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