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Topic Started: Jan 3 2004, 08:21 PM (2,749 Views)
Jared-ZNR
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Once Upon An Apple, the worm crawled around and dug a hole in the dirt. Then a kid threw the apple and it landed on an old man's bald head. Then the old man started to eat the apple. Then he realized it was infested by a worm. He threw up all over the fancy italian suit he was wearing. Which was purchased at the official goodwill of amercian clothes. Then he ran to the store to buy a replacement suit that would make the girls love him. He walked down to the apple tree to chop it down. While chopping he had a beer, then another one and then a cat jumped from the tree and scratched his head. He starting yelling "Bloody murder, I am going to rip this thing until its adams apple is a torn up and ripped to 1,000,000,000 small pieces. Then I'll bite the apple once and for all. And I will turn around the lawnmower and see the core being a horrible sight and it will be the worst day of his life. Then he would take another apple and lick it as he did when he discovered the value of £100,000 so he took the apple and put it on ebay. He sold it for over a million dollars and the idiot who purchased
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Once Upon An Apple, the worm crawled around and dug a hole in the dirt. Then a kid threw the apple and it landed on an old man's bald head. Then the old man started to eat the apple. Then he realized it was infested by a worm. He threw up all over the fancy italian suit he was wearing. Which was purchased at the official goodwill of amercian clothes. Then he ran to the store to buy a replacement suit that would make the girls love him. He walked down to the apple tree to chop it down. While chopping he had a beer, then another one and then a cat jumped from the tree and scratched his head. He starting yelling "Bloody murder, I am going to rip this thing until its adams apple is a torn up and ripped to 1,000,000,000 small pieces. Then I'll bite the apple once and for all. And I will turn around the lawnmower and see the core being a horrible sight and it will be the worst day of his life. Then he would take another apple and lick it as he did when he discovered the value of £100,000 so he took the apple and put it on ebay. He sold it for over a million dollars and the idiot who purchased it was a
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Once Upon An Apple, the worm crawled around and dug a hole in the dirt. Then a kid threw the apple and it landed on an old man's bald head. Then the old man started to eat the apple. Then he realized it was infested by a worm. He threw up all over the fancy italian suit he was wearing. Which was purchased at the official goodwill of amercian clothes. Then he ran to the store to buy a replacement suit that would make the girls love him. He walked down to the apple tree to chop it down. While chopping he had a beer, then another one and then a cat jumped from the tree and scratched his head. He starting yelling "Bloody murder, I am going to rip this thing until its adams apple is a torn up and ripped to 1,000,000,000 small pieces. Then I'll bite the apple once and for all. And I will turn around the lawnmower and see the core being a horrible sight and it will be the worst day of his life. Then he would take another apple and lick it as he did when he discovered the value of £100,000 so he took the apple and put it on ebay. He sold it for over a million dollars and the idiot who purchased it was a stupid monkey trainer.
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Jared-ZNR
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Once Upon An Apple, the worm crawled around and dug a hole in the dirt. Then a kid threw the apple and it landed on an old man's bald head. Then the old man started to eat the apple. Then he realized it was infested by a worm. He threw up all over the fancy italian suit he was wearing. Which was purchased at the official goodwill of amercian clothes. Then he ran to the store to buy a replacement suit that would make the girls love him. He walked down to the apple tree to chop it down. While chopping he had a beer, then another one and then a cat jumped from the tree and scratched his head. He starting yelling "Bloody murder, I am going to rip this thing until its adams apple is a torn up and ripped to 1,000,000,000 small pieces. Then I'll bite the apple once and for all. And I will turn around the lawnmower and see the core being a horrible sight and it will be the worst day of his life. Then he would take another apple and lick it as he did when he discovered the value of £100,000 so he took the apple and put it on ebay. He sold it for over a million dollars and the idiot who purchased it was a stupid monkey trainer. The monker trainer
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Once Upon An Apple, the worm crawled around and dug a hole in the dirt. Then a kid threw the apple and it landed on an old man's bald head. Then the old man started to eat the apple. Then he realized it was infested by a worm. He threw up all over the fancy italian suit he was wearing. Which was purchased at the official goodwill of amercian clothes. Then he ran to the store to buy a replacement suit that would make the girls love him. He walked down to the apple tree to chop it down. While chopping he had a beer, then another one and then a cat jumped from the tree and scratched his head. He starting yelling "Bloody murder, I am going to rip this thing until its adams apple is a torn up and ripped to 1,000,000,000 small pieces. Then I'll bite the apple once and for all. And I will turn around the lawnmower and see the core being a horrible sight and it will be the worst day of his life. Then he would take another apple and lick it as he did when he discovered the value of £100,000 so he took the apple and put it on ebay. He sold it for over a million dollars and the idiot who purchased it was a stupid monkey trainer. The monker trainer Took the apple

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Orbital
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Once Upon An Apple, the worm crawled around and dug a hole in the dirt. Then a kid threw the apple and it landed on an old man's bald head. Then the old man started to eat the apple. Then he realized it was infested by a worm. He threw up all over the fancy italian suit he was wearing. Which was purchased at the official goodwill of amercian clothes. Then he ran to the store to buy a replacement suit that would make the girls love him. He walked down to the apple tree to chop it down. While chopping he had a beer, then another one and then a cat jumped from the tree and scratched his head. He starting yelling "Bloody murder, I am going to rip this thing until its adams apple is a torn up and ripped to 1,000,000,000 small pieces. Then I'll bite the apple once and for all. And I will turn around the lawnmower and see the core being a horrible sight and it will be the worst day of his life. Then he would take another apple and lick it as he did when he discovered the value of £100,000 so he took the apple and put it on ebay. He sold it for over a million dollars and the idiot who purchased it was a stupid monkey trainer. The monker trainer took the apple, gave it to
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Once Upon An Apple, the worm crawled around and dug a hole in the dirt. Then a kid threw the apple and it landed on an old man's bald head. Then the old man started to eat the apple. Then he realized it was infested by a worm. He threw up all over the fancy italian suit he was wearing. Which was purchased at the official goodwill of amercian clothes. Then he ran to the store to buy a replacement suit that would make the girls love him. He walked down to the apple tree to chop it down. While chopping he had a beer, then another one and then a cat jumped from the tree and scratched his head. He starting yelling "Bloody murder, I am going to rip this thing until its adams apple is a torn up and ripped to 1,000,000,000 small pieces. Then I'll bite the apple once and for all. And I will turn around the lawnmower and see the core being a horrible sight and it will be the worst day of his life. Then he would take another apple and lick it as he did when he discovered the value of £100,000 so he took the apple and put it on ebay. He sold it for over a million dollars and the idiot who purchased it was a stupid monkey trainer. The monker trainer took the apple, gave it to a man wearing
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Orbital
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Once Upon An Apple, the worm crawled around and dug a hole in the dirt. Then a kid threw the apple and it landed on an old man's bald head. Then the old man started to eat the apple. Then he realized it was infested by a worm. He threw up all over the fancy italian suit he was wearing. Which was purchased at the official goodwill of amercian clothes. Then he ran to the store to buy a replacement suit that would make the girls love him. He walked down to the apple tree to chop it down. While chopping he had a beer, then another one and then a cat jumped from the tree and scratched his head. He starting yelling "Bloody murder, I am going to rip this thing until its adams apple is a torn up and ripped to 1,000,000,000 small pieces. Then I'll bite the apple once and for all. And I will turn around the lawnmower and see the core being a horrible sight and it will be the worst day of his life. Then he would take another apple and lick it as he did when he discovered the value of £100,000 so he took the apple and put it on ebay. He sold it for over a million dollars and the idiot who purchased it was a stupid monkey trainer. The monkey trainer took the apple, gave it to a man wearing a monkey coat.
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Once Upon An Apple, the worm crawled around and dug a hole in the dirt. Then a kid threw the apple and it landed on an old man's bald head. Then the old man started to eat the apple. Then he realized it was infested by a worm. He threw up all over the fancy italian suit he was wearing. Which was purchased at the official goodwill of amercian clothes. Then he ran to the store to buy a replacement suit that would make the girls love him. He walked down to the apple tree to chop it down. While chopping he had a beer, then another one and then a cat jumped from the tree and scratched his head. He starting yelling "Bloody murder, I am going to rip this thing until its adams apple is a torn up and ripped to 1,000,000,000 small pieces. Then I'll bite the apple once and for all. And I will turn around the lawnmower and see the core being a horrible sight and it will be the worst day of his life. Then he would take another apple and lick it as he did when he discovered the value of £100,000 so he took the apple and put it on ebay. He sold it for over a million dollars and the idiot who purchased it was a stupid monkey trainer. The monkey trainer took the apple, gave it to a man wearing a monkey coat, and the guy
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Jared-ZNR
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Once Upon An Apple, the worm crawled around and dug a hole in the dirt. Then a kid threw the apple and it landed on an old man's bald head. Then the old man started to eat the apple. Then he realized it was infested by a worm. He threw up all over the fancy italian suit he was wearing. Which was purchased at the official goodwill of amercian clothes. Then he ran to the store to buy a replacement suit that would make the girls love him. He walked down to the apple tree to chop it down. While chopping he had a beer, then another one and then a cat jumped from the tree and scratched his head. He starting yelling "Bloody murder, I am going to rip this thing until its adams apple is a torn up and ripped to 1,000,000,000 small pieces. Then I'll bite the apple once and for all. And I will turn around the lawnmower and see the core being a horrible sight and it will be the worst day of his life. Then he would take another apple and lick it as he did when he discovered the value of £100,000 so he took the apple and put it on ebay. He sold it for over a million dollars and the idiot who purchased it was a stupid monkey trainer. The monkey trainer took the apple, gave it to a man wearing a monkey coat, and the guy pulled out his
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Once Upon An Apple, the worm crawled around and dug a hole in the dirt. Then a kid threw the apple and it landed on an old man's bald head. Then the old man started to eat the apple. Then he realized it was infested by a worm. He threw up all over the fancy italian suit he was wearing. Which was purchased at the official goodwill of amercian clothes. Then he ran to the store to buy a replacement suit that would make the girls love him. He walked down to the apple tree to chop it down. While chopping he had a beer, then another one and then a cat jumped from the tree and scratched his head. He starting yelling "Bloody murder, I am going to rip this thing until its adams apple is a torn up and ripped to 1,000,000,000 small pieces. Then I'll bite the apple once and for all. And I will turn around the lawnmower and see the core being a horrible sight and it will be the worst day of his life. Then he would take another apple and lick it as he did when he discovered the value of £100,000 so he took the apple and put it on ebay. He sold it for over a million dollars and the idiot who purchased it was a stupid monkey trainer. The monkey trainer took the apple, gave it to a man wearing a monkey coat, and the guy pulled out his automatic hand gun
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Once Upon An Apple, the worm crawled around and dug a hole in the dirt. Then a kid threw the apple and it landed on an old man's bald head. Then the old man started to eat the apple. Then he realized it was infested by a worm. He threw up all over the fancy italian suit he was wearing. Which was purchased at the official goodwill of amercian clothes. Then he ran to the store to buy a replacement suit that would make the girls love him. He walked down to the apple tree to chop it down. While chopping he had a beer, then another one and then a cat jumped from the tree and scratched his head. He starting yelling "Bloody murder, I am going to rip this thing until its adams apple is a torn up and ripped to 1,000,000,000 small pieces. Then I'll bite the apple once and for all. And I will turn around the lawnmower and see the core being a horrible sight and it will be the worst day of his life. Then he would take another apple and lick it as he did when he discovered the value of £100,000 so he took the apple and put it on ebay. He sold it for over a million dollars and the idiot who purchased it was a stupid monkey trainer. The monkey trainer took the apple, gave it to a man wearing a monkey coat, and the guy pulled out his automatic hand gun and he shot
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Once Upon An Apple, the worm crawled around and dug a hole in the dirt. Then a kid threw the apple and it landed on an old man's bald head. Then the old man started to eat the apple. Then he realized it was infested by a worm. He threw up all over the fancy italian suit he was wearing. Which was purchased at the official goodwill of amercian clothes. Then he ran to the store to buy a replacement suit that would make the girls love him. He walked down to the apple tree to chop it down. While chopping he had a beer, then another one and then a cat jumped from the tree and scratched his head. He starting yelling "Bloody murder, I am going to rip this thing until its adams apple is a torn up and ripped to 1,000,000,000 small pieces. Then I'll bite the apple once and for all. And I will turn around the lawnmower and see the core being a horrible sight and it will be the worst day of his life. Then he would take another apple and lick it as he did when he discovered the value of £100,000 so he took the apple and put it on ebay. He sold it for over a million dollars and the idiot who purchased it was a stupid monkey trainer. The monkey trainer took the apple, gave it to a man wearing a monkey coat, and the guy pulled out his automatic hand gun and he shot another old man.
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Once Upon An Apple, the worm crawled around and dug a hole in the dirt. Then a kid threw the apple and it landed on an old man's bald head. Then the old man started to eat the apple. Then he realized it was infested by a worm. He threw up all over the fancy italian suit he was wearing. Which was purchased at the official goodwill of amercian clothes. Then he ran to the store to buy a replacement suit that would make the girls love him. He walked down to the apple tree to chop it down. While chopping he had a beer, then another one and then a cat jumped from the tree and scratched his head. He starting yelling "Bloody murder, I am going to rip this thing until its adams apple is a torn up and ripped to 1,000,000,000 small pieces. Then I'll bite the apple once and for all. And I will turn around the lawnmower and see the core being a horrible sight and it will be the worst day of his life. Then he would take another apple and lick it as he did when he discovered the value of £100,000 so he took the apple and put it on ebay. He sold it for over a million dollars and the idiot who purchased it was a stupid monkey trainer. The monkey trainer took the apple, gave it to a man wearing a monkey coat, and the guy pulled out his automatic hand gun and he shot another old man. The old man
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Jared-ZNR
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Once Upon An Apple, the worm crawled around and dug a hole in the dirt. Then a kid threw the apple and it landed on an old man's bald head. Then the old man started to eat the apple. Then he realized it was infested by a worm. He threw up all over the fancy italian suit he was wearing. Which was purchased at the official goodwill of amercian clothes. Then he ran to the store to buy a replacement suit that would make the girls love him. He walked down to the apple tree to chop it down. While chopping he had a beer, then another one and then a cat jumped from the tree and scratched his head. He starting yelling "Bloody murder, I am going to rip this thing until its adams apple is a torn up and ripped to 1,000,000,000 small pieces. Then I'll bite the apple once and for all. And I will turn around the lawnmower and see the core being a horrible sight and it will be the worst day of his life. Then he would take another apple and lick it as he did when he discovered the value of £100,000 so he took the apple and put it on ebay. He sold it for over a million dollars and the idiot who purchased it was a stupid monkey trainer. The monkey trainer took the apple, gave it to a man wearing a monkey coat, and the guy pulled out his automatic hand gun and he shot another old man. The old man got pissed and
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