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Topic Started: Jan 3 2004, 08:21 PM (2,748 Views)
Orbital
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Once Upon An Apple, the worm crawled around and dug a hole in the dirt. Then a kid threw the apple and it landed on an old man's bald head. Then the old man started to eat the apple. Then he realized it was infested by a worm. He threw up all over the fancy italian suit he was wearing. Which was purchased at the official goodwill of amercian clothes. Then he ran to the store to buy a replacement suit that would make the girls love him. He walked down to the apple tree to chop it down. While chopping he had a beer, then another one and then a cat jumped from the tree and scratched his head. He starting yelling "Bloody murder, I am going to rip this thing until its adams apple is a torn up and ripped to 1,000,000,000 small pieces. Then I'll bite the apple once and for all. And I will turn around the lawnmower and see the core being a horrible sight and it will be the worst day of his life. Then he would take another apple and lick it as he did when he discovered the value of £100,000 so he took the apple and put it on ebay. He sold it for over a million dollars and the idiot who purchased it was a stupid monkey trainer. The monkey trainer took the apple, gave it to a man wearing a monkey coat, and the guy pulled out his automatic hand gun and he shot another old man. The old man got pissed and yelled at the
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Once Upon An Apple, the worm crawled around and dug a hole in the dirt. Then a kid threw the apple and it landed on an old man's bald head. Then the old man started to eat the apple. Then he realized it was infested by a worm. He threw up all over the fancy italian suit he was wearing. Which was purchased at the official goodwill of amercian clothes. Then he ran to the store to buy a replacement suit that would make the girls love him. He walked down to the apple tree to chop it down. While chopping he had a beer, then another one and then a cat jumped from the tree and scratched his head. He starting yelling "Bloody murder, I am going to rip this thing until its adams apple is a torn up and ripped to 1,000,000,000 small pieces. Then I'll bite the apple once and for all. And I will turn around the lawnmower and see the core being a horrible sight and it will be the worst day of his life. Then he would take another apple and lick it as he did when he discovered the value of £100,000 so he took the apple and put it on ebay. He sold it for over a million dollars and the idiot who purchased it was a stupid monkey trainer. The monkey trainer took the apple, gave it to a man wearing a monkey coat, and the guy pulled out his automatic hand gun and he shot another old man. The old man got pissed and yelled at the monkey trainer, who
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Once Upon An Apple, the worm crawled around and dug a hole in the dirt. Then a kid threw the apple and it landed on an old man's bald head. Then the old man started to eat the apple. Then he realized it was infested by a worm. He threw up all over the fancy italian suit he was wearing. Which was purchased at the official goodwill of amercian clothes. Then he ran to the store to buy a replacement suit that would make the girls love him. He walked down to the apple tree to chop it down. While chopping he had a beer, then another one and then a cat jumped from the tree and scratched his head. He starting yelling "Bloody murder, I am going to rip this thing until its adams apple is a torn up and ripped to 1,000,000,000 small pieces. Then I'll bite the apple once and for all. And I will turn around the lawnmower and see the core being a horrible sight and it will be the worst day of his life. Then he would take another apple and lick it as he did when he discovered the value of £100,000 so he took the apple and put it on ebay. He sold it for over a million dollars and the idiot who purchased it was a stupid monkey trainer. The monkey trainer took the apple, gave it to a man wearing a monkey coat, and the guy pulled out his automatic hand gun and he shot another old man. The old man got pissed and yelled at the monkey trainer, who shot him. A
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Once Upon An Apple, the worm crawled around and dug a hole in the dirt. Then a kid threw the apple and it landed on an old man's bald head. Then the old man started to eat the apple. Then he realized it was infested by a worm. He threw up all over the fancy italian suit he was wearing. Which was purchased at the official goodwill of amercian clothes. Then he ran to the store to buy a replacement suit that would make the girls love him. He walked down to the apple tree to chop it down. While chopping he had a beer, then another one and then a cat jumped from the tree and scratched his head. He starting yelling "Bloody murder, I am going to rip this thing until its adams apple is a torn up and ripped to 1,000,000,000 small pieces. Then I'll bite the apple once and for all. And I will turn around the lawnmower and see the core being a horrible sight and it will be the worst day of his life. Then he would take another apple and lick it as he did when he discovered the value of £100,000 so he took the apple and put it on ebay. He sold it for over a million dollars and the idiot who purchased it was a stupid monkey trainer. The monkey trainer took the apple, gave it to a man wearing a monkey coat, and the guy pulled out his automatic hand gun and he shot another old man. The old man got pissed and yelled at the monkey trainer, who shot him. A little old lady
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Once Upon An Apple, the worm crawled around and dug a hole in the dirt. Then a kid threw the apple and it landed on an old man's bald head. Then the old man started to eat the apple. Then he realized it was infested by a worm. He threw up all over the fancy italian suit he was wearing. Which was purchased at the official goodwill of amercian clothes. Then he ran to the store to buy a replacement suit that would make the girls love him. He walked down to the apple tree to chop it down. While chopping he had a beer, then another one and then a cat jumped from the tree and scratched his head. He starting yelling "Bloody murder, I am going to rip this thing until its adams apple is a torn up and ripped to 1,000,000,000 small pieces. Then I'll bite the apple once and for all. And I will turn around the lawnmower and see the core being a horrible sight and it will be the worst day of his life. Then he would take another apple and lick it as he did when he discovered the value of £100,000 so he took the apple and put it on ebay. He sold it for over a million dollars and the idiot who purchased it was a stupid monkey trainer. The monkey trainer took the apple, gave it to a man wearing a monkey coat, and the guy pulled out his automatic hand gun and he shot another old man. The old man got pissed and yelled at the monkey trainer, who shot him. A little old lady lifted her skirt

muahahaha... I'm evil.
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Once Upon An Apple, the worm crawled around and dug a hole in the dirt. Then a kid threw the apple and it landed on an old man's bald head. Then the old man started to eat the apple. Then he realized it was infested by a worm. He threw up all over the fancy italian suit he was wearing. Which was purchased at the official goodwill of amercian clothes. Then he ran to the store to buy a replacement suit that would make the girls love him. He walked down to the apple tree to chop it down. While chopping he had a beer, then another one and then a cat jumped from the tree and scratched his head. He starting yelling "Bloody murder, I am going to rip this thing until its adams apple is a torn up and ripped to 1,000,000,000 small pieces. Then I'll bite the apple once and for all. And I will turn around the lawnmower and see the core being a horrible sight and it will be the worst day of his life. Then he would take another apple and lick it as he did when he discovered the value of £100,000 so he took the apple and put it on ebay. He sold it for over a million dollars and the idiot who purchased it was a stupid monkey trainer. The monkey trainer took the apple, gave it to a man wearing a monkey coat, and the guy pulled out his automatic hand gun and he shot another old man. The old man got pissed and yelled at the monkey trainer, who shot him. A little old lady lifted her skirt and then looked
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Once Upon An Apple, the worm crawled around and dug a hole in the dirt. Then a kid threw the apple and it landed on an old man's bald head. Then the old man started to eat the apple. Then he realized it was infested by a worm. He threw up all over the fancy italian suit he was wearing. Which was purchased at the official goodwill of amercian clothes. Then he ran to the store to buy a replacement suit that would make the girls love him. He walked down to the apple tree to chop it down. While chopping he had a beer, then another one and then a cat jumped from the tree and scratched his head. He starting yelling "Bloody murder, I am going to rip this thing until its adams apple is a torn up and ripped to 1,000,000,000 small pieces. Then I'll bite the apple once and for all. And I will turn around the lawnmower and see the core being a horrible sight and it will be the worst day of his life. Then he would take another apple and lick it as he did when he discovered the value of £100,000 so he took the apple and put it on ebay. He sold it for over a million dollars and the idiot who purchased it was a stupid monkey trainer. The monkey trainer took the apple, gave it to a man wearing a monkey coat, and the guy pulled out his automatic hand gun and he shot another old man. The old man got pissed and yelled at the monkey trainer, who shot him. A little old lady lifted her skirt and then looked for a job
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Once Upon An Apple, the worm crawled around and dug a hole in the dirt. Then a kid threw the apple and it landed on an old man's bald head. Then the old man started to eat the apple. Then he realized it was infested by a worm. He threw up all over the fancy italian suit he was wearing. Which was purchased at the official goodwill of amercian clothes. Then he ran to the store to buy a replacement suit that would make the girls love him. He walked down to the apple tree to chop it down. While chopping he had a beer, then another one and then a cat jumped from the tree and scratched his head. He starting yelling "Bloody murder, I am going to rip this thing until its adams apple is a torn up and ripped to 1,000,000,000 small pieces. Then I'll bite the apple once and for all. And I will turn around the lawnmower and see the core being a horrible sight and it will be the worst day of his life. Then he would take another apple and lick it as he did when he discovered the value of £100,000 so he took the apple and put it on ebay. He sold it for over a million dollars and the idiot who purchased it was a stupid monkey trainer. The monkey trainer took the apple, gave it to a man wearing a monkey coat, and the guy pulled out his automatic hand gun and he shot another old man. The old man got pissed and yelled at the monkey trainer, who shot him. A little old lady lifted her skirt and then looked for a job as a waitress.
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Once Upon An Apple, the worm crawled around and dug a hole in the dirt. Then a kid threw the apple and it landed on an old man's bald head. Then the old man started to eat the apple. Then he realized it was infested by a worm. He threw up all over the fancy italian suit he was wearing. Which was purchased at the official goodwill of amercian clothes. Then he ran to the store to buy a replacement suit that would make the girls love him. He walked down to the apple tree to chop it down. While chopping he had a beer, then another one and then a cat jumped from the tree and scratched his head. He starting yelling "Bloody murder, I am going to rip this thing until its adams apple is a torn up and ripped to 1,000,000,000 small pieces. Then I'll bite the apple once and for all. And I will turn around the lawnmower and see the core being a horrible sight and it will be the worst day of his life. Then he would take another apple and lick it as he did when he discovered the value of £100,000 so he took the apple and put it on ebay. He sold it for over a million dollars and the idiot who purchased it was a stupid monkey trainer. The monkey trainer took the apple, gave it to a man wearing a monkey coat, and the guy pulled out his automatic hand gun and he shot another old man. The old man got pissed and yelled at the monkey trainer, who shot him. A little old lady lifted her skirt and then looked for a job as a waitress. Then some little
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Once Upon An Apple, the worm crawled around and dug a hole in the dirt. Then a kid threw the apple and it landed on an old man's bald head. Then the old man started to eat the apple. Then he realized it was infested by a worm. He threw up all over the fancy italian suit he was wearing. Which was purchased at the official goodwill of amercian clothes. Then he ran to the store to buy a replacement suit that would make the girls love him. He walked down to the apple tree to chop it down. While chopping he had a beer, then another one and then a cat jumped from the tree and scratched his head. He starting yelling "Bloody murder, I am going to rip this thing until its adams apple is a torn up and ripped to 1,000,000,000 small pieces. Then I'll bite the apple once and for all. And I will turn around the lawnmower and see the core being a horrible sight and it will be the worst day of his life. Then he would take another apple and lick it as he did when he discovered the value of £100,000 so he took the apple and put it on ebay. He sold it for over a million dollars and the idiot who purchased it was a stupid monkey trainer. The monkey trainer took the apple, gave it to a man wearing a monkey coat, and the guy pulled out his automatic hand gun and he shot another old man. The old man got pissed and yelled at the monkey trainer, who shot him. A little old lady lifted her skirt and then looked for a job as a waitress. Then some little kids ran over
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Once Upon An Apple, the worm crawled around and dug a hole in the dirt. Then a kid threw the apple and it landed on an old man's bald head. Then the old man started to eat the apple. Then he realized it was infested by a worm. He threw up all over the fancy italian suit he was wearing. Which was purchased at the official goodwill of amercian clothes. Then he ran to the store to buy a replacement suit that would make the girls love him. He walked down to the apple tree to chop it down. While chopping he had a beer, then another one and then a cat jumped from the tree and scratched his head. He starting yelling "Bloody murder, I am going to rip this thing until its adams apple is a torn up and ripped to 1,000,000,000 small pieces. Then I'll bite the apple once and for all. And I will turn around the lawnmower and see the core being a horrible sight and it will be the worst day of his life. Then he would take another apple and lick it as he did when he discovered the value of £100,000 so he took the apple and put it on ebay. He sold it for over a million dollars and the idiot who purchased it was a stupid monkey trainer. The monkey trainer took the apple, gave it to a man wearing a monkey coat, and the guy pulled out his automatic hand gun and he shot another old man. The old man got pissed and yelled at the monkey trainer, who shot him. A little old lady lifted her skirt and then looked for a job as a waitress. Then some little kids ran over a frog from
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Once Upon An Apple, the worm crawled around and dug a hole in the dirt. Then a kid threw the apple and it landed on an old man's bald head. Then the old man started to eat the apple. Then he realized it was infested by a worm. He threw up all over the fancy italian suit he was wearing. Which was purchased at the official goodwill of amercian clothes. Then he ran to the store to buy a replacement suit that would make the girls love him. He walked down to the apple tree to chop it down. While chopping he had a beer, then another one and then a cat jumped from the tree and scratched his head. He starting yelling "Bloody murder, I am going to rip this thing until its adams apple is a torn up and ripped to 1,000,000,000 small pieces. Then I'll bite the apple once and for all. And I will turn around the lawnmower and see the core being a horrible sight and it will be the worst day of his life. Then he would take another apple and lick it as he did when he discovered the value of £100,000 so he took the apple and put it on ebay. He sold it for over a million dollars and the idiot who purchased it was a stupid monkey trainer. The monkey trainer took the apple, gave it to a man wearing a monkey coat, and the guy pulled out his automatic hand gun and he shot another old man. The old man got pissed and yelled at the monkey trainer, who shot him. A little old lady lifted her skirt and then looked for a job as a waitress. Then some little kids ran over a frog from mars that looked
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Once Upon An Apple, the worm crawled around and dug a hole in the dirt. Then a kid threw the apple and it landed on an old man's bald head. Then the old man started to eat the apple. Then he realized it was infested by a worm. He threw up all over the fancy italian suit he was wearing. Which was purchased at the official goodwill of amercian clothes. Then he ran to the store to buy a replacement suit that would make the girls love him. He walked down to the apple tree to chop it down. While chopping he had a beer, then another one and then a cat jumped from the tree and scratched his head. He starting yelling "Bloody murder, I am going to rip this thing until its adams apple is a torn up and ripped to 1,000,000,000 small pieces. Then I'll bite the apple once and for all. And I will turn around the lawnmower and see the core being a horrible sight and it will be the worst day of his life. Then he would take another apple and lick it as he did when he discovered the value of £100,000 so he took the apple and put it on ebay. He sold it for over a million dollars and the idiot who purchased it was a stupid monkey trainer. The monkey trainer took the apple, gave it to a man wearing a monkey coat, and the guy pulled out his automatic hand gun and he shot another old man. The old man got pissed and yelled at the monkey trainer, who shot him. A little old lady lifted her skirt and then looked for a job as a waitress. Then some little kids ran over a frog from mars that looked like sh*t and
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Once Upon An Apple, the worm crawled around and dug a hole in the dirt. Then a kid threw the apple and it landed on an old man's bald head. Then the old man started to eat the apple. Then he realized it was infested by a worm. He threw up all over the fancy italian suit he was wearing. Which was purchased at the official goodwill of amercian clothes. Then he ran to the store to buy a replacement suit that would make the girls love him. He walked down to the apple tree to chop it down. While chopping he had a beer, then another one and then a cat jumped from the tree and scratched his head. He starting yelling "Bloody murder, I am going to rip this thing until its adams apple is a torn up and ripped to 1,000,000,000 small pieces. Then I'll bite the apple once and for all. And I will turn around the lawnmower and see the core being a horrible sight and it will be the worst day of his life. Then he would take another apple and lick it as he did when he discovered the value of £100,000 so he took the apple and put it on ebay. He sold it for over a million dollars and the idiot who purchased it was a stupid monkey trainer. The monkey trainer took the apple, gave it to a man wearing a monkey coat, and the guy pulled out his automatic hand gun and he shot another old man. The old man got pissed and yelled at the monkey trainer, who shot him. A little old lady lifted her skirt and then looked for a job as a waitress. Then some little kids ran over a frog from mars that looked like sh*t and jumped on the
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Once Upon An Apple, the worm crawled around and dug a hole in the dirt. Then a kid threw the apple and it landed on an old man's bald head. Then the old man started to eat the apple. Then he realized it was infested by a worm. He threw up all over the fancy italian suit he was wearing. Which was purchased at the official goodwill of amercian clothes. Then he ran to the store to buy a replacement suit that would make the girls love him. He walked down to the apple tree to chop it down. While chopping he had a beer, then another one and then a cat jumped from the tree and scratched his head. He starting yelling "Bloody murder, I am going to rip this thing until its adams apple is a torn up and ripped to 1,000,000,000 small pieces. Then I'll bite the apple once and for all. And I will turn around the lawnmower and see the core being a horrible sight and it will be the worst day of his life. Then he would take another apple and lick it as he did when he discovered the value of £100,000 so he took the apple and put it on ebay. He sold it for over a million dollars and the idiot who purchased it was a stupid monkey trainer. The monkey trainer took the apple, gave it to a man wearing a monkey coat, and the guy pulled out his automatic hand gun and he shot another old man. The old man got pissed and yelled at the monkey trainer, who shot him. A little old lady lifted her skirt and then looked for a job as a waitress. Then some little kids ran over a frog from mars that looked like sh*t and jumped on the car the kids
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