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Ask a smart question and get a stupid answer.
Topic Started: Feb 15 2004, 04:38 PM (4,651 Views)
Koji
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So it helps kids who haven't had the talk yet

Where do elephants come from?
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the format
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Liberate says: format your legs are so hawt
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Other elephants.

Why is the sky blue?
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Sméagol
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Because it's raining.


What time is it?
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Yugi
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A:Cause the sky is the ocean. :rolleyes:

Q:Whats a button?
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Sméagol
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something you use on a shirt


What's the point of the telephone if there's email?
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Yugi
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a:Cause its damned there!

Q:Whats a offspring?
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Sméagol
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A spring that sprayed itself with off.


Why did I post this?
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Liberate says: format your legs are so hawt
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For fun

Why is my dog an idiot?
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Sméagol
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Cause it learns from it's master.


Why does the world spin around the sun?
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Adamo
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P-b-b-b-bleeeease...
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Because the sun commands it to

What happens when someone has to go to the bathroom?
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Sméagol
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They go in their pants and say "ahhhhhh....."


Why did anyone ever invent school?
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Liberate says: format your legs are so hawt
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They were stupid

Why is school so early in the morning?
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Koji
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So they can get money for you to sleep on the desks

Why are teachers a bunch of *******?
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Liberate says: format your legs are so hawt
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Because they are losers that can't do anything else in life.

Why do we go to school 5 days and don't go to school for only 2 days?
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Because teachers spend Saturday and Sunday at McDonalds and on the couch eating chips and watching chick flicks.

Why are there 7 hours of school when all we do is sit and eat?
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