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Funny sayings
Topic Started: Jun 24 2004, 12:01 PM (1,178 Views)
Order of the Phoenix
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Post them here!

Life is a waste of time and time is a waste of life, so get wasted all the time and have the time of your life
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Curry
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When life gives you lemons, sell 'em to the corner store.
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Its not a saying but its such a crap joke you are forced to laugh at it's crapness...

"What do you call sweetcorn thats not sweet?" Corn

Lame joke.... <_<
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Jun 24 2004, 04:12 PM
Its not a saying but its such a crap joke you are forced to laugh at it's crapness...

"What do you call sweetcorn thats not sweet?" Corn

Lame joke.... <_<

Lmao. Its so lame its funny :)

"People say life is short. Wtf! Life is the longest thing anyone ever does""
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hmm... i have some funny quotes... well i think so

When life gives u lemon throw them bac and tell them u want bananas
row row row ur boat gently down the stream throw your enemy out the boat, and listen to them scream.

Knowledge Is Power, Power is Dangerous, I am not allowed to play with Dangerous things therefore i don't think.


If life has got u down throw into God mode and keep kicking butt.
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"If life gives you lemons make lemonaid"
"If life gives you lemos wing them back and add some of your own"
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chadm_88
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not really a funny saying, but i saw it on a site not too long ago:

"Windows error: No keyboard detected, press any key to continue."
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GraphiX
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Lmao :lol: How stupid is that ^^
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"Wow....you know you've hit rock bottom when a Microsoft program says you suck."
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Ding Ding....i want chicken, i want liver meow mix meow mix please deliver
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chadm_88
Jun 24 2004, 02:37 PM
not really a funny saying, but i saw it on a site not too long ago:

"Windows error: No keyboard detected, press any key to continue."

lol, my computer said upon startup once, "Keyboard not found, press F1 to continue." So I have had that experiance.

Here's more-

"I've never robbed a god before. Might prove to be a challenge!"~ Garret off of Thief 1.

"When lifes got you down, you got to suck up the crap and live with the good stuff."~ My friend Jack.


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"Nobody dies a virgin because life screws us all" :P
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Save water , shower with a friend.
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:unsure: Thats sick grim

"Dude; your not getting a dell"
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i saw this one..not really a saying...but it;s something funny.

Some people say...life is short..but life is the longest thing in the world...how do somebody do something longer than that??
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