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Funny sayings
Topic Started: Jun 24 2004, 12:01 PM (1,179 Views)
Sizzle
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^^this is like the one above


People say "Its always in the last place you look", of course it is, why would you keep looking when you found it?
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Order of the Phoenix
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That Windows one actually makes sense, it is just missing an instruction or 2, that is all because if you replace the keyboard it is asking you to press the F1 key they just forgot to tell you to actually replace the keyboard. Grim's one is actually pretty cool if your friend is a girl and your both 20 and she's got nice boobs, well, you get it.
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I have a couple, let me see if I remember this one:

One fine day, in the middle of the night, two dead men got up to fight. They stood back to back, got out their swords and shot eachother. A deaf policeman heard the noise, and came over to arrest the two young boys. If you don't believe me it is true! Just ask the blindman, he saw it too.

When life gives you lemons..suck them.

Life is like a box of chocolates...aw screw it, sorry, i ate all the chocolates.
idk, someone said that to me once. I was scared of them then after.
I love that movie though.

When it's lightning outside..go in an air balloon and hold up a large metal rod while standing on your tippie toes with a stack of phone directories and jc penny catlog books..
I get that one..but in a way..no.
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Sizzle
Jun 25 2004, 02:10 PM
^^this is like the one above


People say "Its always in the last place you look", of course it is, why would you keep looking when you found it?

i saw that as well, i think we saw it at the same place :wacko:
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shintomyai
Jun 24 2004, 09:53 AM
If life has got u down throw into God mode and keep kicking butt.

Got that from G4TechTV's Cheat did ya :rolleyes:
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ashmarkam
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The other night I was laying, looking at the stars. Then I thought and asked myself..where the heck is my ceiling?!

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I got a funny one :S :

If a kid ask you "How does it rain?", reply to him "God is crying.", And if the kid ask "Why is he crying?", tell him "Probely something you did..."

lol
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It's not about dying for your contry its about making the other bastards die for thiers

I found it kinda funny
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