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disgusting interesting fact!
Topic Started: Jul 27 2004, 05:08 PM (866 Views)
Excella
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i'm getting me an african man!

lol jk, I really meant... eww... *throws up*
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lol
If any girl has thought about how nice this would be think again, that means, pardon the sexual references, when he is 'doing' you he can't finish it because sooner or later he has to get a 'hard-on' and he will then pass out.
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Stryker, Dynamix knows I'm the Spam God, and besides, your post was more off topic than mine... and hey, if yu shorten down like I said so it's not fourteen inches, instead it's like 10-12, less blood has to flow there and you wouldn't pass out

although... I guess this gives new meaningt o only being able to use one head at a time (well not really new, but more definite)
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lmao....

this has got to be the most bizzare topic since...well, I can't even relate that to this.
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Agreed... This is a bizzare topic.
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IceBlue
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I can, but I'll save you guys from throwing up... lol...
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O_o

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meh... I thought it was funny... boy would I have fun with that size...


Just how small are you? lol excuse my personal question, I'm just curious.
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that question can be answered two ways. Erected or the other five minutes of the day?
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lmao, this is convincing me there should be an "Archives" forum where historic and "classic" posts such as this are stored...hehehe
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lmao, both?
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damn *pulls out a microscope*

umm... I don't have a ruler with that small of a scale... :(
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lmao I guess no gym showers for you then ;)
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No, I'm still pround of my micrometer of fury
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micrometer of fury? rofl...
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