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What instrument do you play?
Topic Started: Nov 20 2004, 11:38 AM (1,108 Views)
catfriedrice
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LilDance246
Nov 20 2004, 04:29 PM
Clarinet pwnz j00 ^_^

I've been playing the alto sax for 9 years (10 years this summer ;)). In all my years of alto sax playing, I've heard some real good jokes that put the clarinet section to shame
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Brendan
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bass
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Jayster
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The Alchemy Index
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Guitar(6 and 7 strings), and I'm starting drums.
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trueballer
I'm back :p
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use to play trombone :blush:
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Sytex
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Air Guitar ;)
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catfriedrice
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Why do clarinetists place their cases on the dashboard?
So they can park in handicapped spaces.


How many clarinetists does it take to change a lightbulb?
Only one, but he'll go through a whole box of bulbs before he finds just the right one.


How do you put down a tenor saxophone?
Confuse it with a bass clarinet.

How do you stop an oboe from being stolen?
Put it in a clarinet case.


and my favorite one of all
How do you make a saxophone sound like a clarinet?
Miss a lot of notes...

:lol: I couldn't resist
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Wesley
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I play the flute. It sucks but my teacher stuck me with it. Oh well, it's easy as hell. Average= 96% :D
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trueballer
Nov 23 2004, 08:20 PM
use to play trombone :blush:

I still do.

HBKid
 
Air Guitar ;)


I bought one for .40 Cents on eBay! :haha:

No, seriously...
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§korp
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I play the trumpet babay!
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I play the rubber band, bagpipes, harmonica, and the glockenspeil.

Actually, just the drums, and I kick *** at them, you wish you were as good as me.
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§korp
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rubber band?
i also play the drums and keyboard
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catfriedrice
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I can also play the radio

And I sold my air guitar for a GMail invite :(
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Guitar, and drums.. No real songs, just hits and stuff. They've been coming together though..
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BlackRose
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I play the trombone :lol:
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I play flute, my sister plays trumpet, my brother plays percussion and my parents both play piano. We're a musical family :P
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