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| Sytex | Jan 2 2005, 12:37 AM Post #1 |
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SZ Show Archive- The SZ Show (1) The SZ Show (2) Written and produced by + HBKid and Governator/Adamo of the InvisionFree Skin Zone. © 2004-2005; All Rights Reserved. Color Key- Red: HBK's Words/Actions Blue: Guest(s) Words/Actions Green: Fon-Falcon's Words/Actions Announcer: Live from the Skin Zone, it's The SZ Show with HBKid! Featuring, Ripper Report staff, Oblivion! Governator, with a look back on 2004! FoN-Falcon and the SZ Show Band! And, your host, HBKid! HBKid walks on to the stage, slapping hands with many of the SZ Show audience members preparing to begin the monologue... HBK: Thank you! Thank you! Welcome to the SZ Show! Happy new year, everybody! Well, it's great to be back on stage. We've got a new band leader. Everybody, let me introduce FoN-Falcon! FoN plays a breif beat on the drums and returns the show back to HBK... HBK: Thank you, FoN! All right! Well, what's going on in the news? Scott Peterson. As you all know, Scott Peterson is in the penalty phase of his trial after being deemed guilty of murdering his wife and unborn son. Scott's a little worried, but you can tell his defense isn't comfortable with where they stand either. When Scott asked for advice on how he may walk free, his lawyers said, "Win a Heisman..." FoN: Ha! Hey now; don't be hating on O.J. We know he's innocent... HBK: Yeah, ok. And Michael Jackson doesn't have a subscription to "Boys Life". Anyway, what else? Ah, yes; Dick Clark was unable to host "Dick Clark's New Year's Special". You know who hosted? Regis Philban and Ashlee Simpson. Now that's a duo. That's kind of like Michael Bolton and Snoop Dogg... You can hear them both, but one's too hi-pitched, and the other, you can't understand a word they're saying... Hey, FoN, what do Michael Jackson and Wal-Mart have in common? FoN: Hehe, what's that? HBK: They both have boy's pants half off! Rimshot... HBK: Well, before we get to our guest, let me introduce an upcoming comedian known to many as "Adamo"; let's welcome, Governator! Governator walks onto the stage, shaking hands with HBK... HBK: Welcome. Now, I understand that Governator has written a poem on a look-back of the year 2004. So without further adue, Governator! HBK takes a seat at the SZ Show desk as Governator prepares to recite his poem... Governator: Wow, this year has finally hit the wall. First we've got Britney, marrying some menial. But who can forget Janet's brest? And Justin Timberlake, who thought he was the best. And Howard Dean, going on his yell. But who cares about him; he's a dumbell. Kevin Federline was the next to marry that hustle. I thought he was going to be 'PUNK'D' by Ashton Kutcher. The Grudge was the movie that scared us all. When I watched it, I yelled "That's my grandma!" Kerry kept doing flip-flops. Bush making jokes about those dead cops. So what a year don't you say? I'm sure tomarrow will be a beautiful day. HBK: Beautiful, beautiful. Thank you Governator! Governator shakes hands with HBK then exits the stage... HBK: And now for tonight's guest, ladies and gentlemen, please welcome Oblivion! Oblivion walks from behind stage onto the scene and takes a seat beside HBK at the SZ Show desk... HBK: All right! Welcome to the show! Let's get straight to business. So, how long have you been staff at the IFSZ? Oblivion: Well, I recieved the first PM from Andrew on December 2, 2004, 12:09 AM. I was promoted at around 04:01 PM on the same day; one of my biggest leaps during my time at SZ. HBK: Now that's quite a memory. I can't remember what I had for breakfast this morning; much less the exact time of my promotion. Well, do you have a particular favorite member of the staff? Oblivion: I can't answer that. Every staff member is good, but it can't really be judged as they all have different roles. I do speak to some members of staff on MSN, and some just enjoy spamming my MSN: *cough*Scott*cough*. I can't answer this question as I will get shot by every other staff member. HBK: All right, fair enough. So have there been any memorable experiences here at the SZ for you? Anything a bit out of the ordinary? Oblivion: Probably when Eggy got banned; nothing very exciting has happened whilst I'v been active at SZ. I did laugh hard when you got promoted as well though. Hehe, just kidding... HBK: Thank you, Oblivion... Good night everybody... No, haha, that wasn't very nice. Take care of my light work, FoN... FoN: Hehe, sure thing... HBK: Anyway, is there anything you would do right now to change the SZ? Oblivion: Yes. I'd get my seceret mafia to hunt down the admins and force them to give every active SZ member a few million pounds; you know it's a good idea. We could just try and keep our staff though. FoN: Pounds? Of what? HBK: Dog food. No, we're talking UK money here, FoN... Ha, fine example of our talent department at work... So, Oblivion, being a part of the Ripper Report team, is there anything you'd like to say to those "rippers" watching? Oblivion: There is alot I would like to say to them, but I can't post it on here and I'v never actually told them... HBK: Ah, hehe. So how many cases of ripping do you usually deal with per day? Oblivion: Enough for me to handle without getting bored; I assure you it's usually more than 1. HBK: Oh, before we go on; I have a very important question. Now, everyone within this room please restore silence, as what I am about to ask is extremely critical to this segment, as well as my personal information... Boxers or breifs? Oblivion: Ha! Are you going to ask for my address next? Boxers... I'm going to watch what you ask me now. HBK: Hehe, sorry, I had to ask that. Oh, now I've heard you're quite the trouble-maker. Tell us about this... Oblivion: Well, let's just say I've done a few things including pulling off school gates, setting off small bomb-like things on the meadows, getting shot, and well, accompanied by a few unmentioned parties, burst a red ink pen and put it all over an "instrument used by a woman that rhymes with 'Clap-On'" and stuck it inside the teachers register... HBK: See Andrew? Look at what you're getting yourself involved with... Hehehe, well, that's quite a resume of interesting happenings. Let's change the subject. How would you rate your skinning ability? Oblivion: -1/10 HBK: Well, hehe, that's certainly not good. So you're not much of a skinner, then. Well, graphics or modifications? Oblivion: Graphics; as I only go in the skins section looking for rippers and I only look in the modifications section when I want to play with Stefan's codes. HBK: And what do you play with Ste...nevermind. So, anything you'd like to say to our audience? Oblivion: I can smell fish. HBK: Hehe, all right, there you have it folks; he can smell fish. Thanks for being on the show, Oblivion. Oblivion: Thanks for putting up with me. HBK: Hehe, I try my best. Well, that's all we've got for tonight! Ladies and gentlemen, this is HBKid, good night! The SZ Show fades off the air... |
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| catfriedrice | Jan 2 2005, 12:50 AM Post #2 |
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cute man
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| Eject | Jan 2 2005, 12:52 AM Post #3 |
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Raise The Alarm
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omg god thats funny. the michael jackson joke was funny. |
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| Stefan-ZNR | Jan 2 2005, 01:04 AM Post #4 |
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Play with my codes? O_o Nice work
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| National Panic! | Jan 2 2005, 01:04 AM Post #5 |
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5150
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I better be the next guest. ![]() Nice one HB I remember the first one.
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| catfriedrice | Jan 2 2005, 01:06 AM Post #6 |
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I had to go back and read the other two |
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| Nate | Jan 2 2005, 01:20 AM Post #7 |
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mieux que vous
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I remember those! Fun stuff. XD |
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| Surferdude | Jan 2 2005, 01:54 AM Post #8 |
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LOL...good job HBK |
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| ks520_rubicon | Jan 2 2005, 02:06 AM Post #9 |
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lol, funny HB
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| Dusty | Jan 2 2005, 02:13 AM Post #10 |
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Heh nice :haha: |
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| leviathan | Jan 2 2005, 06:26 AM Post #11 |
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Good work HBK. |
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| Steve2 | Jan 2 2005, 06:39 AM Post #12 |
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Thats awesome.
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| Oblivion. | Jan 2 2005, 07:54 AM Post #13 |
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*waves*
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Changing my wording <_<... atleast it's allowed on SZ with your wording :). Good work HBKid B) |
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| Hollow-ZNR | Jan 2 2005, 08:03 AM Post #14 |
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Kill me now.
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lol, great job HBK
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| Sytex | Jan 2 2005, 09:43 AM Post #15 |
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AEKDB
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Thanks all, glad you enjoyed it. I'd like to thank Adamo/Governator for his part in writing that wonderful poem; great job. Keep an eye out for the next SZ Show, with guest Set Korden. |
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