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Jokes, riddles, and some random thoughts
Topic Started: Jan 30 2005, 06:11 PM (646 Views)
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I have a lot of better ones, but they're a little on the obscene side. :lol:

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A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up
her shower when the doorbell rings. After a few seconds of arguing over
which one should go and answer the doorbell, the wife gives up, quickly
wraps herself up in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door,
there stands Bob, the next door neighbor. Before she could say a word, Bob
says, "I'll give you $800 to drop that towel that you have on."
After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob. After a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 and leaves. Confused, but
excited about her good fortune, the woman wraps back up in the towel and
goes back upstairs. When she gets back to the bathroom, her husband asks
from the shower, "Who was that?"
"It was Bob the next door neighbor," she replies.
"Great!" the husband says, "Did he give you the $800 he owes me?"
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