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| Tweet Topic Started: Mar 17 2005, 06:12 PM (341 Views) | |
| glen37 | Mar 17 2005, 06:12 PM Post #1 |
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President Bush visits all the grade schools in order to improve his electoral ratings. At one school, the teacher is holding a discussion regarding the meanings of certain words. President Bush leads the class. "Can anybody give me an example of the word 'disaster'?" he asks. One little girl raises her hand and answers, "What if my friend Lucy, who lives on a farm, was run over by a tractor and killed. That would be a disaster Mr.President." "I'm sorry" says Bush, "But that would not be a disaster, that would be an accident. Does anybody else want to have a go?" A little boy in the front raises his hand. "What if a school bus full of children drove off a cliff and everyone inside died?" "No" says Bush, "That would be a 'great loss'. Can't anyone give me an example of the word 'disaster'?" After a long silence, a boy in the back raises his hand and in a small voice he says, "What if an Air Force One jet carrying the president was shot down in friendly fire missile and everyone on board was killed?" "Yes! That's right!" cries the President in triumph, "And can you tell me why that would be a disaster?" "Well," says the boy, "It would have to be a disaster because it certainly wouldn't be a great loss and it probably wouldn't be an accident either." |
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| _SpideR_ | Mar 17 2005, 06:17 PM Post #2 |
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<_< |
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| Phil-ZNR | Mar 17 2005, 06:19 PM Post #3 |
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Lmao...nice one. XD |
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| Homie | Mar 17 2005, 06:20 PM Post #4 |
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I'm not amused <_< . (I'm a Republican, if u want me to flame Democrats I will) |
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| _SpideR_ | Mar 17 2005, 06:21 PM Post #5 |
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lol. |
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| glen37 | Mar 17 2005, 06:21 PM Post #6 |
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^Dude it's just a joke. Personnally I think Nader shouldn've won since Bush and Kerry suck. |
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| GDF | Mar 17 2005, 06:23 PM Post #7 |
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XD, and agreed ^ |
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| _SpideR_ | Mar 17 2005, 06:24 PM Post #8 |
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Well, they don't suck, it's just that there is a division in the USA. |
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| Homie | Mar 17 2005, 06:29 PM Post #9 |
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I know, I'm jk. There's plenty of stuff out there about both of them.
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| Leaves | Mar 17 2005, 06:33 PM Post #10 |
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Let me back in the box...
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<_< Thats offensive, its offensive to all Republicans. This should be closed and the joke removed. |
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| Homie | Mar 17 2005, 06:34 PM Post #11 |
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YES I found another Republican! Finally! :angel: |
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| _SpideR_ | Mar 17 2005, 06:35 PM Post #12 |
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Now you found a third. |
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| Homie | Mar 17 2005, 06:39 PM Post #13 |
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I live in New York, one of the most liberal states in the nation, so Republicans are hard to come by where I am.
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| Scott T | Mar 17 2005, 06:41 PM Post #14 |
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Joe10 for Admin.
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What? Go get a sense of humour. It's a joke, not a derogatory comment <_< I agree with Doolti, Lmao. Nice find, but there is a joke thread in FG
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| glen37 | Mar 17 2005, 06:43 PM Post #15 |
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Gosh, now I'll go find some kerry jokes to make everyone happy. |
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