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10 Signs Your Son Is A Hacker
Topic Started: Mar 30 2005, 09:57 PM (1,343 Views)
GDF
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XD, I'm reading them now.

EDIT: haha, look at the poll on the right.

EDIT AGAIN: This is from another article "While reading my son's email (like all parents should do), "
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This article is bull!

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Popular hacker software includes "Comet Cursor", "Bonzi Buddy" and "Flash"
- Excuse me, Flash is a software development program.

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BSD, Lunix, Debian and Mandrake are all versions of an illegal hacker operation system, invented by a Soviet computer hacker named Linyos Torovoltos
- Linux was invented by Linus Torvolds lol, he has it mixed up.

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Quake is an online virtual reality used by hackers
- It's also a popular online computer game
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XD. That's all I have to say about this moron.
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  I'm scared of hackers because...
They hack into NASA 5% 
They steal things 4% 
They are violent sociopaths 4% 
They use amphetamines and speed 7% 
They help Osama Bin Laden 14% 
They're un-American 5% 
They smell bad 58% 

Votes: 11015
LOL :D look at that


Also notice that this article was posted in the Internet Idiocy section!
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Mar 30 2005, 06:14 PM
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Mar 31 2005, 02:13 AM
I'm too lazy to click the link.

wtf hackers are lazy!

:o i r teh un-1337est h4ck3r 3v4r.
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It's amazing how much he sterotyped in a single page.
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All I have to say...


:'(
"My son...My Son..NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!"
-falls to knees-
"Why me.OH!Dear God!Why?Why,has thee forsaken me!!!!!!"

-end-
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If your son goes to jail because he hacks, appeal until you reach the supreme court! By that time your son can go to cuba!
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I want to go to Cuba :(
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sigh... not this again....


1- Yes, I hated cable, I requested we hcange to DSL, my parents love it, I'm no hacker...

2- I instlal some protection programs on their comptuer for them, I am no hacker...

3- It's only natural I want hte best there is ;) I am no hacker...

4- There are no real books that will teach you to hack into a computer and do damage, that would probably be illegal...

5- 8+ hours... I am no hacker...

6- I used to play it, it's a game, that all. I am no hacker...

7- Teenagers shift around a lot, I'm a loner for the most part, that doesn't mean I am always htinking of ways to destroy data. I am no hacker...

8- Linus was not Soviet, Linux is not illegal, I run Linux 99% of the time because I love it, it's much better than windows in every aspect I need. I am no hacker...

9- I webnt from wearing bright to dark, I prefer dark colors, they don't hurt my eyes... I am no hacker...

10- Hackers are incrediblly smart people, they wouldn't be struggling acadimically.
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WOW. IF anyone thinks that if your child is spending more than 30 minutes on the computer a day could be a sign that they are a hacker, than EVERY MEMBER on this site is a hacker! Too bad this a spoof. I'd spam that person's email account!
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Mar 30 2005, 08:41 PM
I'd spam that person's email account!

I'd hack him, and make sure he knows I'm only 16 :angel:
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Zabuza0020
Mar 31 2005, 02:41 AM
WOW. IF anyone thinks that if your child is spending more than 30 minutes on the computer a day could be a sign that they are a hacker, than EVERY MEMBER on this site is a hacker! Too bad this a spoof. I'd spam that person's email account!

hack :yes:
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old / 10

our admin at CWB posted that a year ago or so
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catfriedrice
Mar 30 2005, 08:48 PM
old / 10

our admin at CWB posted that a year ago or so

It's fro mthe year 2001, it's older than you htink :yes:
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