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10 Signs Your Son Is A Hacker
Topic Started: Mar 30 2005, 09:57 PM (1,339 Views)
high elf
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I read that somewhere before, what a load of bull**** ! :D
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Scott T
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Quake is an online virtual reality used by hackers. It is a popular meeting place and training ground, where they discuss hacking and train in the use of various firearms.


lol, wtf? O_o

Nice find nutty :)
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KoolDrew
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This is probably older then you are and no I am not kidding. I also already posted it a really long time ago. It is also meant to be taken as a joke.
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As + Phyrro said, written by a soccer dad who has no clue about technology. And whats up with the passifier thing? I love that poll too,lol, maybe hackers really do smell bad???NOT!!:0 :). I guess if he's right then linux is the hackers OS of choice, maybe it is, i really wouldn't know.

And one last thing, what is up with saying that they don't sell AMD products in stores? This guy is one of those people who think you automatically enter the worst porn chat rooms and get tons of viruses as soon as you get on the "world wide web." One word for this dad, CRAZY!!!
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KoolDrew
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Fo'rizzle
Mar 31 2005, 11:35 PM
As + Phyrro said, written by a soccer dad who has no clue about technology. And whats up with the passifier thing? I love that poll too,lol, maybe hackers really do smell bad???NOT!!:0 :). I guess if he's right then linux is the hackers OS of choice, maybe it is, i really wouldn't know.

And one last thing, what is up with saying that they don't sell AMD products in stores? This guy is one of those people who think you automatically enter the worst porn chat rooms and get tons of viruses as soon as you get on the "world wide web." One word for this dad, CRAZY!!!

Why does nobody understand it was a joke. The guy who wrote it probably is very knowledgable when it comes to technology.
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KoolDrew
Mar 31 2005, 07:02 PM
Fo'rizzle
Mar 31 2005, 11:35 PM
As + Phyrro said, written by a soccer dad who has no clue about technology. And whats up with the passifier thing? I love that poll too,lol, maybe hackers really do smell bad???NOT!!:0 :). I guess if he's right then linux is the hackers OS of choice, maybe it is, i really wouldn't know.

And one last thing, what is up with saying that they don't sell AMD products in stores? This guy is one of those people who think you automatically enter the worst porn chat rooms and get tons of viruses as soon as you get on the "world wide web." One word for this dad, CRAZY!!!

Why does nobody understand it was a joke. The guy who wrote it probably is very knowledgable when it comes to technology.

I didn't read anywhere that it was a joke, i thought the guy wrote it seriuosly.
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Shinzo
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If your son is failing courses in school, or performing poorly on sports teams, he may be involved in a hacking group, such as the infamous "Otaku" hacker association.


WTF. I know this is a joke, but WTF!
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GDF
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Look at some of the articles on that site. I quote one, written by another moron-knowns-nothing-about-life-soccer dad

"As I was reading my son's email, like all parents should..."

Ever heard of privacy?
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It's illegal to read your childs email :clown:
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Surferdude
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Posted before... still funny though.

My favroite parts:

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Most American families use trusted and responsible Internet Service Providers, such as AOL.


ROFL. You cant get any more unprotected than AOL.


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Popular hacker software includes "Comet Cursor", "Bonzi Buddy" and "Flash".


spyware,spyware and content plugin. Not hacker programs


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You can best ensure that you are buying legal, trustworthy hardware by only buying replacement parts from your computer's manufacturer.


Um... no. You get ripped off if you buy from your manufacturer.


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Quake is an online virtual reality used by hackers.


Quake is a game you idiot. Not a hacker traning ground.


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Is your son obsessed with "Lunix"?


Its obvious you dont know what Linux is if you cant even spell it right :P



There is plenty more...
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The Skin
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Heres my favourite quote.

Does your child read hacking manuals

:rolleyes:
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:)
Edited by Chrisopher, Jul 18 2008, 10:56 PM.
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