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Topic Started: May 20 2005, 05:08 PM (632 Views)
coffinswearprada
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May 20 2005, 09:51 PM
Saturday.
May 20 2005, 09:13 PM
Reyane-kun
May 20 2005, 09:10 PM
what about this one?

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THIS WILL BE VERY LONG AND DUMB

[story] I think God rules the earth but kirby try to take it over and so God and Kirby fought! everyone died but God and some guy name Bob Dole! Bob Dole was being God's little servant until ne day he snaped when God asked Bob "where is my keys to my cloud?" Bob Dole attacked God and he lost of course. but then a new guy came named Jeremy Dole (Bob dole's son) and had babies with his wifey (some random chick)l. they had 2 billion babies and they made a home called Staples! about one half of them rebelled against thier dad and killed Jeremy. God try to kill all of them but God said "they are so cute!! e_blush.gif." God made them homes and renamed staples Earth. God made other stuff eventually like planets and stuff. for the rest of the story than read the Bible! The random chick was Kim.[/story]

That sucked. <_<

You nailed it. I bet that was the theme of the story: to suck badly.

It sucked at being random. >.> No one but Adult Swim does random good.
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N00B™
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Saturday.
May 20 2005, 09:52 PM
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May 20 2005, 09:51 PM
Saturday.
May 20 2005, 09:13 PM
Reyane-kun
May 20 2005, 09:10 PM
what about this one?

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THIS WILL BE VERY LONG AND DUMB

[story] I think God rules the earth but kirby try to take it over and so God and Kirby fought! everyone died but God and some guy name Bob Dole! Bob Dole was being God's little servant until ne day he snaped when God asked Bob "where is my keys to my cloud?" Bob Dole attacked God and he lost of course. but then a new guy came named Jeremy Dole (Bob dole's son) and had babies with his wifey (some random chick)l. they had 2 billion babies and they made a home called Staples! about one half of them rebelled against thier dad and killed Jeremy. God try to kill all of them but God said "they are so cute!! e_blush.gif." God made them homes and renamed staples Earth. God made other stuff eventually like planets and stuff. for the rest of the story than read the Bible! The random chick was Kim.[/story]

That sucked. <_<

You nailed it. I bet that was the theme of the story: to suck badly.

It sucked at being random. >.> No one but Adult Swim does random good.

What about Family Guy? I'd count that as pretty random. Radnomness at it's finest. :P Adult Swim isn't to bad though
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May 20 2005, 09:57 PM
Saturday.
May 20 2005, 09:52 PM
N00B™
May 20 2005, 09:51 PM
Saturday.
May 20 2005, 09:13 PM
Reyane-kun
May 20 2005, 09:10 PM
what about this one?

Quote:
 
THIS WILL BE VERY LONG AND DUMB

[story] I think God rules the earth but kirby try to take it over and so God and Kirby fought! everyone died but God and some guy name Bob Dole! Bob Dole was being God's little servant until ne day he snaped when God asked Bob "where is my keys to my cloud?" Bob Dole attacked God and he lost of course. but then a new guy came named Jeremy Dole (Bob dole's son) and had babies with his wifey (some random chick)l. they had 2 billion babies and they made a home called Staples! about one half of them rebelled against thier dad and killed Jeremy. God try to kill all of them but God said "they are so cute!! e_blush.gif." God made them homes and renamed staples Earth. God made other stuff eventually like planets and stuff. for the rest of the story than read the Bible! The random chick was Kim.[/story]

That sucked. <_<

You nailed it. I bet that was the theme of the story: to suck badly.

It sucked at being random. >.> No one but Adult Swim does random good.

What about Family Guy? I'd count that as pretty random. Radnomness at it's finest. :P Adult Swim isn't to bad though

Harvey Birdman being one of their best random attempts.
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Saturday.
May 20 2005, 09:52 PM
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May 20 2005, 09:51 PM
Saturday.
May 20 2005, 09:13 PM
Reyane-kun
May 20 2005, 09:10 PM
what about this one?

Quote:
 
THIS WILL BE VERY LONG AND DUMB

[story] I think God rules the earth but kirby try to take it over and so God and Kirby fought! everyone died but God and some guy name Bob Dole! Bob Dole was being God's little servant until ne day he snaped when God asked Bob "where is my keys to my cloud?" Bob Dole attacked God and he lost of course. but then a new guy came named Jeremy Dole (Bob dole's son) and had babies with his wifey (some random chick)l. they had 2 billion babies and they made a home called Staples! about one half of them rebelled against thier dad and killed Jeremy. God try to kill all of them but God said "they are so cute!! e_blush.gif." God made them homes and renamed staples Earth. God made other stuff eventually like planets and stuff. for the rest of the story than read the Bible! The random chick was Kim.[/story]

That sucked. <_<

You nailed it. I bet that was the theme of the story: to suck badly.

It sucked at being random. >.> No one but Adult Swim does random good.

Ditto. Some people think that any randomness is funny. As random as it was, it wasn't one bit funny.
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Good job, you made the worst story I've ever heard. Random stories aren't pulled off properl.
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Reyane-kun
May 20 2005, 04:18 PM
this topic is weird.

Well this topic has been pretty amusing, the story sucked though.
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Reyane-kun
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yay ppl think my stuff is stupid!
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<_<

Not to be mean (or, to be more accurate, please don't ban me for this), but I'm more concerned about whether you're stupid or not.

Your stuff is just pointless.

Random is weirder if you have it totally out of context. Like the guy selling boomerang fish in muppet Christmas Carol.

Plus, you spam a little...
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OKAY here is another story.


One day this guy got hit in the nads by a football and didn't feel anything so everyone was like OMG IT IS A WOMAN! but what really happened he was just a robot with no nads. Everyone attacked the robot and he dug into a ice cream cone and never came back until everyone was abducted Human scooping speakers. So the robot was happy ever after until he tripped and hit is chin and died.

that was stupid and lame but weird.
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May 20 2005, 09:17 PM
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May 20 2005, 09:16 PM
I was hoping for something involving sex, which was a little much, but this is just lame.

Me too.

Sex and Vicodin.

And Oxy Codone...

Or Hobos getting high on shoe polish would have hit the spot.
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May 21 2005, 02:21 PM
Saturday.
May 20 2005, 09:17 PM
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May 20 2005, 09:16 PM
I was hoping for something involving sex, which was a little much, but this is just lame.

Me too.

Sex and Vicodin.

And Oxy Codone...

Or Hobos getting high on shoe polish would have hit the spot.

Nue.


I like my idea way better.




-Runs to the nearest water and takes out a bag.- >.>

Um....


That last story sucked too. >.< But this topic is funny for all the wrong reasons.
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My story rocks.

"Once upon a time there was a man. The End."

Should I publish it?
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What would be a good name for a topic?
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May 21 2005, 05:38 PM
My story rocks.

"Once upon a time there was a man. The End."

Should I publish it?

Dude, we gotta.


And I see a movie for it.

:P

Say I Co-Authored.
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Yeah I saw the movie for it too. It was great. I was in the back row with my gf and we made out for 2 whole seconds. It rocked. That was a long movie though.
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