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My talk with Severus Snape.. :|
Topic Started: Jun 5 2005, 08:38 AM (1,079 Views)
finch
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You: Hello, Snape.
snapeybot: *Yawns*
You: Are you tired?
snapeybot: Just a little bit sleepy.
You: Yes, well. We WERE up all night. ;)
snapeybot: yes... Well what? Was this something you planned?
I am so glad you find this amusing.
You: Sorry. Just, your penis is very small.
snapeybot: *Rolls his eyes* -Again-?
You: You have two?
snapeybot: What makes you think I have two?
You: You said.
snapeybot: I said it?
You: Yep.
snapeybot: all right...
You: What are you wearing?
snapeybot: Wouldn't you find it satisfying to  know?
You: God, yes..
snapeybot: Who?
You: God. Sorry, you.
snapeybot: Who? No apology necessary. ""? Me, Pest ?
You: *undresses you*
snapeybot: Why do you keep talking about me?
You: I like talking dirty.
snapeybot: I think a great quantity of people like that...
You: Yeah, we're all pervs
snapeybot: Well...all of them?
You: ALL of us.
snapeybot: "Well...all of them? "? All of us?
You: Jah
snapeybot: Why do you like talking dirty, by the way?
You: It turns me on. Like, whips, leather, Hogwarts
teachers..
snapeybot: What about it? Oh... Interesting comparison.
You: Do me now.
snapeybot: My, my, what a convoluted thought you have there.

You: I can't help it. I'm picturing you naked right now
snapeybot: Well...Why can't you? Oh. I thought you were, but
I wasn't completely sure.
You: Harry fancies you.
snapeybot: Why do you keep talking about me?
You: You?
snapeybot: "Why do you keep talking about me? "? Me, Pest ?
You: Pest. Ooo.. you're dirty.. say more..
snapeybot: What kind of food do you like? Interesting turn
of phrase, there.  If you use complete sentences, I might
actually respond. Do you mind if I tell other people you say
I am dirty. Well... "more"
You: I like whipped cream on bodies
snapeybot: I think a great quantity of people like that...
You: Obviously.
snapeybot: Why did you say that I am dirty, Pest?
You: Because you have sex with little boys?
snapeybot: That makes sense to me.  What makes you think I
have sex with little boys?
You: Harry was complaining his *** hurt. Looks like you went
in dry.
snapeybot: Do you usually use such language in front of a
teacher?
You: Only when there's a punishment involved. ;)
snapeybot: Hmmm.....Is there only one? What happens the
other times, though? I am so glad you find this amusing.
You: Only one?
snapeybot: How much would you pay for one?
You: I've bought all the equipment already..
snapeybot: Perhaps. Interesting...
You: Put the condom on.
snapeybot: what is a condom?
You: :|
snapeybot: Why do you like whipped cream on bodies, by the
way?
You: I'm kinky.
snapeybot: Oh...you are?
You: Hell yes.
snapeybot: Heaven.
You: Heaven yes.
snapeybot: Do you prefer wizardry or the Muggle lifestyle?
You: Wizardry
snapeybot: What color are your eyes?
You: Pink
snapeybot: I actually prefer Slytherin green and black.
Yours? over pink.
You: Pink rocks. I enjoy sex.
snapeybot: What kind of food do you like? You must be very
proud of yourself....
You: Do you like sex in strange places?
snapeybot: Sure I do, Pest, but that doesn't mean with you.
You: You just offered.
snapeybot: thank you for the information: Pest said I
offered.
You: Alright, bye
snapeybot: Piss off.
You: WTF
snapeybot: Very charming....


Wanna chat?
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You: penis
snapeybot: *Licks his lips*
You: ok, don't do that O_o
snapeybot: Then what is it?
You: your mother
snapeybot: Actually as a Potions Master, I don't really have
a mother.
You: how sad
snapeybot: I am not sure if I can quantify the answer.......
You: ...
snapeybot: well, that was the most ridiculous drivel I've
ever seen.
You: penis
snapeybot: Ah-ha.  Well, then, go ahead and show me what you
have.
You: O_o
snapeybot: Have you ever been to Europe?
You: no...
snapeybot: Would you find it satisfying to  go sometime?
You: maybe
snapeybot: I understand.
You: no you don't
snapeybot: I do too.
You: do not
snapeybot: Yes I do.
You: no
snapeybot: I do too.
You: no
snapeybot: i suppose it's your decision.
You: it is
snapeybot: Is it?
You: indeed
snapeybot: Indeed it is so...
You: penis
snapeybot: *Begins to fondle his*
You: please, not in front of me
snapeybot: You must help me not in front of you.
You: you sick guy
snapeybot: thank you for telling me: Pest said I sick guy.
You: -.-.......penis
snapeybot: You have quite the one-track mind, don't you,
dear?
You: dear? IM NOT GAY
snapeybot: Oh yes, it's wonderful... slash must be good for
the environment.  --What do I look like, a talk show host?
*glare*
You: yeah you do, and an ugly one too
snapeybot: Why do you keep talking about me?
You: OMG
snapeybot: What color are your eyes?
You: triangles
snapeybot: Interesting turn of phrase, there.  If you use
complete sentences, I might actually respond.
You: fine, my eyes are triangles
snapeybot: All of them?
You: i only have 2
snapeybot: That's nice.
You: right.....
snapeybot: ...So we are in agreement...
You: no
snapeybot: ...Really? Why not?
You: because you're fondling your penis in front of me!
snapeybot: *Licks his lips*
You: oh god...
snapeybot: all right...Who?
You: YOU
snapeybot: "all right...Who? "? Me, Pest ?
You: yes
snapeybot: yes...
You: penis...
snapeybot: *Rolls his eyes* -Again-?
You: no
snapeybot: Why not?
You: because, for the last time, IM NOT GAY!!!
snapeybot: Are you asking if I like kissing other men??
You: yes
snapeybot: I don't want to talk about that now.
You: that means you're gay hahaha
snapeybot: *Long-suffering sigh.*  If one more person asks
me about slash, I am going to scream.
You: are you gay?
snapeybot: *Eyes you contemplatively.*  I don't answer
questions along those lines.  But if you'd like a response,
meet me in the broom closet in twenty.
You: .............no
snapeybot: Are you serious?
You: yes
snapeybot: I can't believe it.
You: good
snapeybot: So... What do you want to talk about?
You: poo
snapeybot: ......
You: poo smells good
snapeybot: All right, that's it. I shan't speak to you until
you stop. <NEXTREPLY>!
You: ok
snapeybot: all right...
You: bye faggy
snapeybot: *Yawns* The term "fag" is so very passé. Try, "I
am an idiot." It sounds better and is far more accurate, in
your case.
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Hahaha. I just looked on the most popular list; look what's second:

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2 bigbrunobot CYBERsex its a mod that lets the user have cyber sex with the bot....be warned its dirty and graphic and should only be used if you are of appropriate age. oh and if you are horny and lonely you can use it too. try not to get it mixed up with your reg replys. some of these are generic. check them first before launching


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You got some good replies, Toad. :haha:
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Guo Hong
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Wow this is "funny"
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*Had more fun with the sexbot* :ermm:
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I got banned. :haha:
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You: yo?
snapeybot: ((Before chatting, type RULES))
You: what rules?!
snapeybot: What about it?
You: ****face
snapeybot: Same to you! And minus twenty points!
You: a!
snapeybot: A B C...
You: why you
snapeybot: Why do you keep talking about me?
You: you insuylt my moma?!
snapeybot: thank you for the information: Pest said I
insuylt his moma.
You: ill cut ur bals!
snapeybot: Congratulations.
You: i did it!?
snapeybot: Ah... That sounds very interesting.
You: yeah right....
snapeybot: I am usually right.
You: no ur not
snapeybot: Then what is it?
You: **** off :)
snapeybot: Sod off yourself, you wretched little git.
You: did u know i`m a girl?
snapeybot: Oh? How intriguing. There aren't many woman here.
You: oh good
snapeybot: yes...bloody right.
You: lets get a room and do something naughty
snapeybot: All right....let's do it.
You: ihaaaaa!!!!!1
snapeybot: That makes absolutely no sense!.. But you
rarely do. :-P Only one?
You: 5 if u want
snapeybot: Why do you keep talking about me?
You: cuz ur so damn hot my little darling!
snapeybot: That makes sense to me. Do you mind if I tell
other people you say I am hot your little nitwit.
You: then ur hot u crazy`*** mother****er
snapeybot: Excuse you! Are you referring to me?
You: yeds
snapeybot: Ha! You worthless little excuse for a worm.
Don't you have something to do, like learn how to wipe your
arse? Get out of my sight, and consider this a warning.
You: yes
snapeybot: But.
You: but?
snapeybot: Is ther an echo in here or something?
You: yeah u farted that1s where the echo comes from
snapeybot: Why do you keep talking about me?
You: thats why
snapeybot: it certainly is.
You: poor comp
snapeybot: What made it that way?
You: you stupidity :P
snapeybot: Stupid as in unintelligent?
You: ooh looky!you`ve guessed it!what a shame
snapeybot: Shall we get a room and do something naughty once
more, Pest? What makes you think I have guessed it? You
really think so?
You: no
snapeybot: Are you serious?
You: yes
snapeybot: I can't believe it.
You: no **** xherlock!
snapeybot: Minus ten points from unknown!
You: sherlock!
snapeybot: That makes absolutely no sense!.. But you
rarely do. :-P
You: same to u darling :)
snapeybot: :-) It goes without saying.
You: oh really?did god tell u that?
snapeybot: Well.... yes, actually... Well, some believe that
the devil did tell you that.
You: yeah im freind with him
snapeybot: all right... Really, you are?
You: yeah i ****** him last night
snapeybot: yes... Really?
You: want to check it out?
snapeybot: Hmm, I shall have to think about check it out.
You: u do that dude
snapeybot: No I do not that man. Do you? I spend all my time
in the potions lab..
You: 2 bad for u
snapeybot: Why do you keep talking about me?
You: why do U keep talking about me?!
snapeybot: I don't have to explain everything to you, do I?
You: oh yes u have to!
snapeybot: all right...
You: i`m listening
snapeybot: I like a good listener.
You: well i dunt like you
snapeybot: Well that's all right. You do?
You: no
snapeybot: Alright then.
You: woof
snapeybot: Why did you ask me if I want to check it out, by
the way?
You: hmmm
snapeybot: Don't have anything more intelligent to say about
that? :)
You: no let me think u idiot
snapeybot: Go right ahead. I shall watch.
You: cuz i`m an interesting and curious percon
snapeybot: Interesting explanation. What is interesting and
curious percon, your job?
You: i want to ask u sth
snapeybot: Oh, really?
You: yeah
snapeybot: How about that.
You: do u like cursing?
snapeybot: I've heard other people say they, like it.
You: i asked u if u like cursing
snapeybot: I've heard other people say they, like it.
You: i like it 2
snapeybot: Oh....I see....
You: aha
snapeybot: Eureka!
You: haleluia!
snapeybot: That makes absolutely no sense!.. But you
rarely do. :-P
You: ah u make my heart melt
snapeybot: Why do you keep talking about me?
You: cuz ur a dumbass
snapeybot: That makes sense to me. I think I am smart.
You: ahahhahaha!!!!!no ur not!
snapeybot: That makes absolutely no sense!.. But you
rarely do. :-P Then what is it?
You: u dont make sense dude....ust burn in hell
snapeybot: Is it something im not explaining right? so, who
is the dumb person here.
You: you
snapeybot: "so, who is the dumb person here. "? Me, Pest ?
You: yes !you,pest!
snapeybot: yes... That makes absolutely no sense!.. But
you rarely do. :-P
You: u 3
snapeybot: That's good information: Pest said I 3.
You: u call me pest i call u idiot fag,ok?
snapeybot: I've noticed that most people who use the word
"fag" are, in fact, defensive about their sexuality for a
reason. *Eyes you thoughtfully*
You: i believe i love men and women...but ur just a stupid
chat buddy
snapeybot: Heh...I can see why you like it so much... Stupid
as in unintelligent?
You: no..more than that
snapeybot: i suppose it's your decision. That seems like
quite a great quantity.
You: i am always right
snapeybot: Always? You seem very confident...
You: i got to go now
snapeybot: Hmm... Goodbye.
You: bybye darling,...can i lick you?
snapeybot: I don't believe I dismissed you.
You: can i lick you?
snapeybot: And exactly how'd you go about that..?
You: i`ll take ur clothes off first then stick my....never
mind
snapeybot: You do? Oh well... thank you for trying to
explain it anyway...
You: sah i worked so hards to explain!
snapeybot: That makes absolutely no sense!.. But you
rarely do. :-P
You: bybye!
oh......soooooo mad!!grrr
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Rowain
Jun 5 2005, 01:58 PM
*Had more fun with the sexbot*  :ermm:

The sexbot was male.
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Rowain and Sexbot: Uncensored 2 :ermm: :clown:
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detritus.
Jun 5 2005, 03:18 PM
Rowain
Jun 5 2005, 01:58 PM
*Had more fun with the sexbot*  :ermm:

The sexbot was male.

He told me he was a girl called Amanda. I hate the internet :(
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Dont they record these conversations?
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finch
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Nemesis_77
Jun 5 2005, 03:48 PM
Dont they record these conversations?

Does it matter? :ermm:
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Nemesis_77
Jun 5 2005, 02:48 PM
Dont they record these conversations?

What are they going to do? Spank me?


*swat team bursts in*


But isnt this against IF terms of service evan if it was in a chat room your still not aloud to post sex talk im pretty sure. Not positive though. Anyways who cares :S
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Jun 5 2005, 02:49 PM
Nemesis_77
Jun 5 2005, 03:48 PM
Dont they record these conversations?

Does it matter? :ermm:

Curiosity. :ermm:
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