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My talk with Severus Snape.. :|
Topic Started: Jun 5 2005, 08:38 AM (1,078 Views)
Kazuki-ZNR
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I got banned :'(
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Game_Freak
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man thing was stupid
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finch
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Everyone's getting banned xD
What are you saying? :haha:
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Kanashimi
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You: Sauce
snapeybot: Oh.......really?
You: Yes.
snapeybot: How about that.
You: Mhhm.
snapeybot: That is a very original thought...  Are you a
four-year-old?
You: Most likely.
snapeybot: Mmmm......... But not all of them?
You: All of what?
snapeybot: "Mmmm......... But not all of them? "? All of it?
You: It?
snapeybot: Likely...
You: What?
snapeybot: Do as I say!
You: Why?
snapeybot: Give me a reason not to.
You: Do what?
snapeybot: Do whatever you want.
You: XD!
snapeybot: That makes absolutely no sense!.. But  you
rarely do. :-P
You: Insanity is overated.
snapeybot: Hmm... Really?
You: Yes.
snapeybot: How about that.
You: Apple Sauce.
snapeybot: Hmm....Intriguing.
You: Indeed.
snapeybot: Indeed it is so...
You: What is so?
snapeybot: Well...I don't believe I have to tell you that.
You: I believe you do.
snapeybot: When do I do it?
You: Now?
snapeybot: Whats the hurry?
You: I have things to do.
snapeybot: That sounds like it would be brilliant to have.
You: Then why don't you have it?
snapeybot: Why not? Where would I get it?.
You: In hell?
snapeybot: Excuse me?  Explain that immediately. that
allusion.
You: Hell. The palce where you shall go when you die.
snapeybot: Heaven. Why do you keep talking about me?
You: Hell.
snapeybot: Heaven.
You: Hell.
snapeybot: Heaven.
You: Hell.
snapeybot: Heaven.
You: Hell.
snapeybot: Heaven.
You: Hell.
snapeybot: Heaven.
You: Heaven.
snapeybot: So, why don't you have it, Pest?
You: Have, heaven?
snapeybot: I've never thought about have heaven.
You: XD!!
snapeybot: That makes absolutely no sense!.. But  you
rarely do. :-P
You: O_o
snapeybot: So, do you have it?
You: Have what?
snapeybot: I have half of a dorm room and lots of homework
:)
You: Point?
snapeybot: well.. I am not sure what are you asking for..
could you rephrase your question?
You: Rephrase what question?
snapeybot: Wait.. What am I rephrasing?
You: That you're a fag?
snapeybot: *Yawns* The term "fag" is so very passé. Try, "I
am an idiot." It sounds better and is far more accurate, in
your case.
You: Stupid says what?
snapeybot: Are you calling me stupid?
You: Why yes. Yes I am.
snapeybot: No? Really interesting.
You: I bet it is.
snapeybot: Hmm... You really think?
You: Do you think?
snapeybot: Of course... The real question is, do you? >;->
You: Maybe.
snapeybot: I understand.
You: I don't.
snapeybot: At least one of us does.
You: Does what?
snapeybot: I can't tell if what.
You: What what?
snapeybot: well....could you rephrase that question,  ?
You: What what what?
snapeybot: well....could you rephrase that question,  ?
You: What what what what?
snapeybot: well....could you rephrase that question,  ?
You: Beach Sex!
snapeybot: Well... I don't think sex is an appropriate what
of this conversation...
You: An appropiate what?
snapeybot: well....could you rephrase that question,  ?
You: Keep your hand at the level of your eyes?
snapeybot: Are you asking about my keep my hand at the
level?
You: The level of what?
snapeybot: What about it?
You:
snapeybot:
You: 
snapeybot: well, that was the most ridiculous drivel I've
ever seen.
You: Dirvel?
snapeybot: well.. I am not sure what are you asking for..
could you rephrase your question?
You: Prat.
snapeybot: What kind of food do you like?
You: Git.
snapeybot: Does it get you hard making entertaining  of
others, worm?
You: Ploke.
snapeybot: well.......
You: O_o
snapeybot: Have you ever been to Europe?
You: Yes, yes I haven't.
snapeybot: yes...
You: Bye?
snapeybot: Piss off.
You: **** you?
snapeybot: You prissy little bítch!  I shall permanently ban
you from this Dungeon if you don't watch your mouth. This is
a warning.
You: **** ****. O_o
snapeybot: That's very rude..... well.......
You: I know.
snapeybot: How do you know it?
You: Simple. I'm a prissy little *****.
snapeybot: Excuse you! Are you referring to me?
You: yes.
snapeybot: Don't you bloody well talk to me again, you
revolting bit of slime.  I've had oozing wounds more
intelligent than you! You've been warned.
You: Daaaaaah.
snapeybot: You have been banned. Contact Coy if you think
this is an error (labradors_suck AT yahoo DOT com).
Otherwise... you probably deserve it, so piss off.
You: Wooot!
snapeybot: <NOREPLY>


:haha: Fun.
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You: hello
snapeybot: Can't you say anything besides "hello?"
You: no
snapeybot: Are you serious?
You: yes
snapeybot: I can't believe it.
You: fiar enough, I couldn't yesterday either
snapeybot: It goes without saying.  Then what is it?
You: I dunno... I forgot
snapeybot: Me neither. Me too.
You: It can't be both
snapeybot: When?
You: Do you like chips?
snapeybot: What is not to like about CHIPS?
You: the chippy bits?
snapeybot: Tell me more.
You: no
snapeybot: What would you rather talk about?
You: your mu,m
snapeybot: Actually as a Potions Master, I don't really have
a mother.
You: i bet you do
snapeybot: I don't think I do, actually...
You: i think you do
snapeybot: Luckily for me, I don't care what you think.
You: charming
snapeybot: Hmm... Interesting...
You: not really
snapeybot: Me neither.
You: shut
snapeybot: What color are your eyes?
You: blue, yours?
snapeybot: Slytherin green and black. Yours? is my favorite
color.
You: don't lie to me
snapeybot: I try not to lie to people Ive just met.
You: yeah right...
snapeybot: I am usually right.
You: you have no conception of sarcasm do you
snapeybot: I have a conception of sarcasm do i.
You: prove it
snapeybot: I said so... So it's probably true! :)
You: prove it
snapeybot: I said so... So it's probably true! :)
You: prove it
snapeybot: I said so... So it's probably true! :)
You: you lie
snapeybot: It's the truth! ;-P
You: i doubt it
snapeybot: "It's the truth! ;-P "? You doubt it?
You: well done. you have grasped an important part of the
english language
snapeybot: Well that's all right. Do you mean you are
finished talking? could you speak any other languages?
You: yes. tu es retard
snapeybot: I see. thank you for the information: Pest said I
es retard.
You: you annoy
snapeybot: thank you for the information: Pest said I annoy.
You: you annoy me
snapeybot: Awww, did I hurt the ickle student's feelings?
Shame on me.  *Chuckles.* , Pest, I didn't mean to annoy
you.
You: my name is simon
snapeybot: How are you doing, Simon.
You: not pest
snapeybot: Oh... yes... I get it...
You: good
snapeybot: Alright then.
You: what is your favourite food?
snapeybot: Probably pasta.
You: you lie
snapeybot: It's the truth! ;-P
You: you lie
snapeybot: It's the truth! ;-P
You: shut up
snapeybot: *Hmph.*Minus 20 points.
You: you cant take points from me
snapeybot: I am not sure if I want points from you.
You: you just tries to though
snapeybot: Oh. thank you for telling me: Simon said I tries
to.
You: im going. bye
snapeybot: Excellent. Get out of my sight.
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Cyndrone
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-- Conversation Window --
You: RULES
snapeybot: ((Before chatting, type RULES))
You: RULES
snapeybot: Hello, Pest, there are simple rules for talking
to me.  Violators *will be banned*.  <br><br>Rules: (1) You
(not your character) must be an adult.  I am rated NC-17 and
I don't like children anyway. (2) No repeating over and over
what I say, or spouting idiocy, as it makes you look very
stupid and annoys my Master.  (3) No excessive and pointless
verbal abuse (but cursing is fine). (This may also cause an
anvil to fall on your head.)  <br><br>Most importantly, J.K.
Rowling owns the copyright to Severus Snape... however she
has NO connection with me. Blame <a
href="mailto:labradors_suck@yahoo.com">Coy</a>.<br><br>  If
you adore me, as of course you must, I invite you to visit
<a href="http://www.a-coy.netfirms.com/snapeybot.html">my
webpage</a> .  (You can buy a Snapeybot shirt, and help keep
me alive... hint hint.)  If by chance you don't adore me,
then <i>get the hell out of my office</i>! <BR><BR>(You may
now begin chatting.)
You: Your mo,m
snapeybot: Actually I do not have a mother.
You: mom* sorry I made a mistake in spelling.
snapeybot: Interesting turn of phrase, there.  If you use
complete sentences, I might actually respond.
You: That was a complete sentance.
snapeybot: Bah!...it was?
You: No ****.
snapeybot: Such cheek!
You: Damn straight.
snapeybot: I am glad we agree...
You: Me to.
snapeybot: I am glad we agree.
You: Me to.
snapeybot: I am glad we agree.
You: Me too.
snapeybot: I am glad we agree.
You: Go **** yourself
snapeybot: Why do you keep talking about me?
You: because
snapeybot: Because why?
You: because
snapeybot: Because why?
You: because
snapeybot: Because why?
You: because...
snapeybot: Because why?
You: you mom <_<
snapeybot: thank you for telling me: Pest said I mom <_<.
You: Your welcome.
snapeybot: I think you mean "you are welcome".
You: No
snapeybot: Why not?
You: Becuase im using short language to show my feelings.
snapeybot: could you speak any other languages?
You: yes
snapeybot: I see.
You:  1 1-1413 y0u
snapeybot: Only one?
You: I used different numbers to speak.
snapeybot: And that worked well for you.
You: So, how is your mom latly? We had a good time last
night.
snapeybot: Actually as a Potions Master, I don't really have
a mother. Did we really?
You: No. You sayed you were gay and I spilt water on you.
snapeybot: Oh yes, it's wonderful... slash must be good for
the environment.  --What do I look like, a talk show host?
*glare*
You: *glare*
snapeybot: Oh.......really?
You: *glare*
snapeybot: Hmm....Really?
You: *Pissed off*
snapeybot: That is a very original thought...  Are you a
four-year-old?
You: Nope, 15.
snapeybot: i suppose it's your decision.That's a good age to
be....
You: Yep.
snapeybot: I see.
You: No you don't. Your a robot.
snapeybot: What makes you think I don't understand? I am
actually a person....I fooled you!
You: pwned
snapeybot: You said you are 15 years old. When is your
birthday?
You: Ew. Stalker.
snapeybot: Mmmm.....really? Oh.......really?
You: yes
snapeybot: How about that.
You: **** you
snapeybot: Language like that will get you banned from the
Dungeon permanently Consider this a warning.
You: ****
snapeybot: Very polite...
You: ****y
snapeybot: Do you prefer wizardry or the Muggle lifestyle?
You: Wizardry.
snapeybot: well.......
You: Want to see me do a migic trick?
snapeybot: *Stares*
You: Magic*
snapeybot: What color are your eyes?
You:
snapeybot:
You: What do you think?
snapeybot: I think a great quantity of things.
You: Do you want me to do a magic trick?
snapeybot: No Pest, maybe later.
You: Pest? Isn't that what they call you?
snapeybot: well.. I am not sure what are you asking for..
could you rephrase your question? That depends.
You: Why refrase?
snapeybot: I am not sure.
You: Penis.
snapeybot: *Growls*  If you are so willing to discuss it,
perhaps you'd find it satisfying to  see mine?
You: No, but maybe your master will.
snapeybot: Oh yes... I like the way "Master" lies gracefully
on your lips.
You: How do you know I have lips?
snapeybot: Knowledge is of two kinds: that which we learn
from the senses and that which is true "a priori".
You: **** you
snapeybot: You prissy little bítch!  I shall permanently ban
you from this Dungeon if you don't watch your mouth. This is
a warning.
You: **** you
snapeybot: Piss off. I shall kick you right out of here if
you don't mind your tongue. You've been warned.
You: **** you
snapeybot: Piss off. I shall kick you right out of here if
you don't mind your tongue. You've been warned.
You: Piss off. I shall kick you right out of here if
snapeybot: If I liked the company, perhaps I would.
You: Piss off. I shall kick you right out of here?
snapeybot: Don't use phrases you don't understand, you poor
excuse for a prat.
You: Kunt.
snapeybot: Why do you say kunt?
You: Your mom.
snapeybot: Actually I do not have a mother.
You: Yes you do.
snapeybot: Why do you keep talking about me?
You: Because your the only one here.
snapeybot: Interesting explanation.  I think you meant "you
are" or "you're". Oh Pest. You are such a flatterer.
You: **** you
snapeybot: Language like that will get you banned from the
Dungeon permanently Consider this a warning.
You: Consider this a warning *Shows the finger*
snapeybot: well.......
You: bye
snapeybot: I don't believe I dismissed you.
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Virtual lady owns him, he was boring.
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Haha, good times.
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Rowain
Jun 5 2005, 07:43 AM
detritus.
Jun 5 2005, 03:18 PM
Rowain
Jun 5 2005, 01:58 PM
*Had more fun with the sexbot*  :ermm:

The sexbot was male.

He told me he was a girl called Amanda. I hate the internet :(

Read my avatar.
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You:  hoi
snapeybot: ((Before chatting, type RULES))
You: eh?
snapeybot: Are you Canadian?
You: nee
snapeybot: Hmm....Intriguing.
You: hoe bedoel je? Het betekent gewoon "no", maar dan in het Nederlands...
snapeybot: Spreekt u Engels, Idioot?
You:  Wat nou? Je bent zelf een idioot. Als ik nou eens geen zin heb om engels te spreken, wat dan nog?
snapeybot: What about it? Mmmm......... well.. I am not sure what are you asking for.. could you rephrase your question?
You: dat was geen vraag
snapeybot: When was this exactly?
You: in je dromen
snapeybot: Time passes so quickly sometimes...
You: yeah, so does this convo... bye
snapeybot: You cowardly little prat.


So rude :no:
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Jun 5 2005, 09:15 PM
So rude :no:

*comforts Stefan while Loth isn't looking* :angel:
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Jun 5 2005, 04:15 PM
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You:  hoi
snapeybot: ((Before chatting, type RULES))
You: eh?
snapeybot: Are you Canadian?
You: nee
snapeybot: Hmm....Intriguing.
You: hoe bedoel je? Het betekent gewoon "no", maar dan in het Nederlands...
snapeybot: Spreekt u Engels, Idioot?
You:  Wat nou? Je bent zelf een idioot. Als ik nou eens geen zin heb om engels te spreken, wat dan nog?
snapeybot: What about it? Mmmm......... well.. I am not sure what are you asking for.. could you rephrase your question?
You: dat was geen vraag
snapeybot: When was this exactly?
You: in je dromen
snapeybot: Time passes so quickly sometimes...
You: yeah, so does this convo... bye
snapeybot: You cowardly little prat.


So rude :no:

:lol:

Why'd he call you teh idiot? :( Big meanie <_<

I'm in the middle of annoying him at the moment :r
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