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Topic Started: Jul 24 2005, 02:03 PM (739 Views)
Maiz
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Well, since we have song lyrics why not have movie quotes.

Mallrats
 
T.S. Quint: But they're engaged.

Brodie: Doesn't matter, can't happen.

T.S. Quint: Why not? It's bound to come up.

Brodie: It's impossible, Lois could never have Superman's baby. Do you think her fallopian tubes could handle the sperm? I guarantee you he blows a load like a shotgun right through her back. What about her womb? Do you think it's strong enough to carry her child?

T.S. Quint: Sure, why not?

Brodie: He's an alien, for Christ sake. His Kryptonian biological makeup is enhanced by Earth's yellow sun. If Lois gets a tan the kid could kick right through her stomach. Only someone like Wonder Woman has a strong enough uterus to carry his kid. The only way he could bang regular chicks is with a kryptonite condom. But that would kill him.

T.S. Quint: How is it that I go from the verge of hot Floridian sex with Brandi to man of steel coital debates with you in the food court?

Brodie: Cookie stand isn't part of the food court.

T.S. Quint: Of course it is.

Brodie: The food court is downstairs. The cookie stand is upstairs. It not like we're talking quantum physics here.

T.S. Quint: The cookie stands counts as an eatery, eateries are part of the food court.

Brodie: Bullshit. Eateries that operate within the designated square downstairs count as food court. Anything outside of said designated square counts as an autonomous unit for mid-mall snacking. Now, if your going to wax intellectual about the subject... holy shit.[/b]


Dudley Moore in Arthur
 
Arthur: Do you know what I'm going to do?

Hobson: No, I don't

Arthur: I'm going to take a bath.

Hobson: I'll alert the media.

Arthur: Do you want to run my bath for me?

Hobson: It's what I live for.

[Arthur exits]

Hobson: Perhaps you would like me to wash your dick for you... you little shit.

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Hobson: Yes, bathing is a very lonely business.

Arthur: Except for fish.

Hobson: Pardon? Did you say "except for fish"?

Arthur: Yes. . .fish all bath together. Though they do tend to eat one another. I often think, fish must get awful tired of sea food. What are you thoughts Hobson?

Hobson: Pardon me.

[Hobson slaps Arthur on the top of the head]


And I can quote the whole movie of Monty Python and the Holy Grail so I'll leave those out.
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GDF
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"Shit happens"-Forrest Gump
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finch
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"YOUR MOM GOES TO COLLEGE"
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Jul 24 2005, 12:13 PM
"YOUR MOM GOES TO COLLEGE"

I wanted that one :'(


"You are not even fucking human beings. You are grabbasstic piles of amphibion (sp?) shit"-Full Metal Jacket


"Welcome to the Rock"
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Hmm, I ponder why "the F word" wasn't censored for me in that post, GDF.




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Starsky and Hutch:

"Just do it"
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We don't have a great war in our generation, or a great depression, but we do, we have a great war of the spirit.  We have a great revolution against the culture.  The great depression is our lives.  We have a spiritual depression.


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You're not your job.  You're not how much money you have in the bank.  You're not the car you drive.  You're not the contents of your wallet.  You're not your fucking khakis.  You're the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world.
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I Spy:

"Cut off his penis"
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"There is no point to living if you do not have a d*ck" ~Donnie Darko
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GATTACA
 
For someone who was never meant for this world, I must confess I'm suddenly having a hard time leaving it. Of course, they say every atom in our bodies was once part of a star. Maybe I'm not leaving... maybe I'm going home.


Hitch
 
This is more like me saying that I will literally *break your **** off* if you ever touch me again. Okay, pumpkin?


Spaceballs
 
Dark Helmet:  I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate.
Lone Star: What does that make us?
Dark Helmet: Absolutely nothing, which is what you are about to become.


I have a ton more, but cant think of em now.
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The whos on first quote.....
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Donnie: You are such a fuckass.
Elizabeth: Did you just call me a fuckass? You can go suck a fuck.
Donnie: Oh, please, tell me Elizabeth, how exactly does one suck a fuck?

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Donnie: First of all, Papa Smurf didn't create Smurfette. Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamel's evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village, but the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her. And as for the whole gang-bang scenario, it just couldn't happen. Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have reproductive organs under those little white pants. That's what's so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf. What's the point of living if you don't have a dick?

Donnie: Why do you wear that stupid bunny suit?
Frank: Why are you wearing that stupid man suit?

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Kitty Farmer: I'll tell you what he said. He asked me to forcibly insert the Life Line exercise card into my anus.

<3 Donnie Darko. :blush:
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His shennanigans are cruel and tragic, which oddly does not make them shennanigans at all. Eeeevil shennanigans!



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Oh, get fucked, four-eyes!
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Life is like a box of Chocolates... You never know what your gonna get

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Guard:What are you doing!?
Lonestar:...The Volken Neck Pinch?
Guard: no, no, you got it too high, it's where the shoulder meets the neck.
Lonestar: Here?
Guard: Yeah.... *collapses*
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stifler: congradulation jism

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finch: grandmother f*cker
stifler: you're a mother f*cker
finsh: yes i am
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