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| Stick-e | Jul 30 2005, 09:07 PM Post #1 |
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Ok we did these in one of my nursing class, it's called Assumption. I couldn't figure them out, I guess i'm stupid. A man walks into a bar, he asks for a glass of water. The bartended pulls out a gun. The man says "Thanks" and leave the bar. What happened? |
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| humanvol | Jul 30 2005, 09:08 PM Post #2 |
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NO idea................. ^o) Nope I dont know
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| Rokkan_Ice | Jul 30 2005, 09:09 PM Post #3 |
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The man who asked for a glass of water had hiccups/hiccoughs EDIT: And the fright of having a gun pulled on him cured them |
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| punk-emo-rocker | Jul 30 2005, 09:14 PM Post #4 |
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dayemm! |
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| Stick-e | Jul 30 2005, 09:26 PM Post #5 |
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Haha Rokkan_Ice got it. I couldnt get it. Ok here is another one. A man goes home. He walks up a flight of stairs. He turns out the light and goes to bed. The next morning he wakes up, looks out the window and kills himself. Why did he kill himself? |
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| punk-emo-rocker | Jul 30 2005, 09:35 PM Post #6 |
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It was too dark to see so he walks out the window![/guess] |
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| Stick-e | Jul 30 2005, 09:37 PM Post #7 |
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Nope. There was light due to the morning sun. Keep trying. |
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| ashmarkam | Jul 30 2005, 09:37 PM Post #8 |
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He wasn't at his house, but in someone elses. |
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| punk-emo-rocker | Jul 30 2005, 09:40 PM Post #9 |
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It could've been 4 in the morning. when he looks out the window, he sees his dead wife who jumped out the window which explains why the lights were on before he got home. |
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| Stick-e | Jul 30 2005, 09:43 PM Post #10 |
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Ok, try to analyse the words..in the sentences. There are many clue words in there. |
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| punk-emo-rocker | Jul 30 2005, 09:44 PM Post #11 |
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when he looks out the window, he sees his dead wife who jumped out the window which explains why the lights were on before he got home. |
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| Stick-e | Jul 30 2005, 09:47 PM Post #12 |
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Lol thats a good one but not it. |
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| Benjamin | Jul 31 2005, 06:50 AM Post #13 |
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Hmmm... I don't know, but I think I found a few things that might help: -The statement never said he jumped out the window. -I don't think the light is a lamp or a room light. -And I think the stairs might have something to do with, but it may just help the reader think that he jumped out the window. |
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| Chaundra | Jul 31 2005, 01:49 PM Post #14 |
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I've heard this before He was the Lighthouse Keeper. When he turned the light off a ship ran aground and everyone died and it was all his fault. Edit - might as well add a joke: A man left on a 4 day trip. He left on Tuesday and returned on Tuesday. How was this possible? |
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| Humsofpooh | Jul 31 2005, 04:14 PM Post #15 |
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I'm answering as long as I don't have to do one of my own! The thing he was on was called Tuesday |
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^o) Nope I dont know


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