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Can you guess these?
Topic Started: Jul 30 2005, 09:07 PM (745 Views)
Stick-e
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Ok we did these in one of my nursing class, it's called Assumption. I couldn't figure them out, I guess i'm stupid.

A man walks into a bar, he asks for a glass of water. The bartended pulls out a gun. The man says "Thanks" and leave the bar.

What happened?
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NO idea................. :no: :/ ^o) Nope I dont know
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The man who asked for a glass of water had hiccups/hiccoughs


EDIT: And the fright of having a gun pulled on him cured them
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Haha Rokkan_Ice got it. I couldnt get it.


Ok here is another one.


A man goes home. He walks up a flight of stairs. He turns out the light and goes to bed. The next morning he wakes up, looks out the window and kills himself.

Why did he kill himself?
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It was too dark to see so he walks out the window![/guess]
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Nope. There was light due to the morning sun. Keep trying.
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He wasn't at his house, but in someone elses.
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Jul 31 2005, 01:37 AM
Nope. There was light due to the morning sun. Keep trying.

It could've been 4 in the morning.

when he looks out the window, he sees his dead wife who jumped out the window which explains why the lights were on before he got home.
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Ok, try to analyse the words..in the sentences. There are many clue words in there.
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when he looks out the window, he sees his dead wife who jumped out the window which explains why the lights were on before he got home.
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Lol thats a good one but not it.
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Hmmm... I don't know, but I think I found a few things that might help:

-The statement never said he jumped out the window.
-I don't think the light is a lamp or a room light.
-And I think the stairs might have something to do with, but it may just help the reader think that he jumped out the window.
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I've heard this before :r

He was the Lighthouse Keeper. When he turned the light off a ship ran aground and everyone died and it was all his fault.

Edit - might as well add a joke:

A man left on a 4 day trip. He left on Tuesday and returned on Tuesday. How was this possible?
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I'm answering as long as I don't have to do one of my own!

The thing he was on was called Tuesday
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