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Chuck Norris Facts
Topic Started: Jul 11 2008, 06:05 PM (952 Views)
potterwiz11
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Chuck Norris slammed a revolving door
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Estrella
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Who's he?
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Wow, I thought the world was done with Chuck Norris jokes. This site has a lot of good ones.

"Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird" :lol:
Edited by Benjamin, Jul 11 2008, 06:26 PM.
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Chuck Norris can believe its not butter.
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Chuck Norris was born on the same day as me.
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Chuck norris so good, he can delete the recycle Bin.
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"Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open. "

lmao. I wanna try that
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Jul 11 2008, 06:17 PM
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YOU HAVE NO SOUL! :'(
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My friend once told me something like "Ever heard of the big-bang theory? Main character: Chuck Norris."
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Maybe the jokes died so long ago that they have become retro and therefore cool again.

Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his father.
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'Chuck Norris knows the meaning of every word in the dictionary, except for Mercy'. :hehe:
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Chuck Norris pushes the world down when he does pushups.
When Chuck Norris jumps off a building he flies upwards.
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In ancient China there is a legend that one day a child will be born from a dragon, grow to be a man, and vanquish evil from the land. That man is not Chuck Norris, because Chuck Norris killed that man.

Chuck Norris can kick through all 6 degrees of separation, hitting anyone, anywhere, in the face, at any time.

Chuck Norris invented all 32 letters of the alphabet.

When chuck Norris does division, there are no remainders.

Chuck Norris never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself out of fear.
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When Chuck Norris wants popcorn, he breathes on Nebraska.
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God wanted to create earth 10 days. Chuck Norris gave him only 6.
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