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| potterwiz11 | Jul 11 2008, 06:05 PM Post #1 |
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Chuck Norris slammed a revolving door |
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| Estrella | Jul 11 2008, 06:17 PM Post #2 |
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Who's he? |
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| Benjamin | Jul 11 2008, 06:24 PM Post #3 |
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Wow, I thought the world was done with Chuck Norris jokes. This site has a lot of good ones. "Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird"
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| ExiledSoldier | Jul 11 2008, 06:24 PM Post #4 |
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To Holmgard and Beyond
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Chuck Norris can believe its not butter. |
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| Phazix | Jul 11 2008, 06:35 PM Post #5 |
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there's nothing in the air space
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Chuck Norris was born on the same day as me. |
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| .Greg | Jul 11 2008, 10:26 PM Post #6 |
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Chuck norris so good, he can delete the recycle Bin. |
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| airdragon | Jul 11 2008, 10:40 PM Post #7 |
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Choda
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"Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open. " lmao. I wanna try that |
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| Melancholic | Jul 11 2008, 10:45 PM Post #8 |
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chiralism
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YOU HAVE NO SOUL! :'( |
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| Deletion. | Jul 11 2008, 10:49 PM Post #9 |
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loldedicated
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My friend once told me something like "Ever heard of the big-bang theory? Main character: Chuck Norris." |
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| lukyboy2435 | Jul 12 2008, 12:07 AM Post #10 |
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Monday-8 EST-FOX
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Maybe the jokes died so long ago that they have become retro and therefore cool again. Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his father. |
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| Steve | Jul 12 2008, 07:10 AM Post #11 |
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patriot
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'Chuck Norris knows the meaning of every word in the dictionary, except for Mercy'. :hehe: |
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| Deleted User | Jul 12 2008, 10:45 AM Post #12 |
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Chuck Norris pushes the world down when he does pushups. When Chuck Norris jumps off a building he flies upwards. |
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| Benjamin | Jul 12 2008, 03:49 PM Post #13 |
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In ancient China there is a legend that one day a child will be born from a dragon, grow to be a man, and vanquish evil from the land. That man is not Chuck Norris, because Chuck Norris killed that man. Chuck Norris can kick through all 6 degrees of separation, hitting anyone, anywhere, in the face, at any time. Chuck Norris invented all 32 letters of the alphabet. When chuck Norris does division, there are no remainders. Chuck Norris never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself out of fear. |
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| Aristotle | Jul 12 2008, 03:55 PM Post #14 |
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LOST forever
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When Chuck Norris wants popcorn, he breathes on Nebraska. |
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| IRS | Jul 12 2008, 04:36 PM Post #15 |
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Wannabe photographer
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God wanted to create earth 10 days. Chuck Norris gave him only 6. |
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