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Mock The Week #1; Winner Announced: Yes
Topic Started: Jul 25 2008, 03:11 AM (1,116 Views)
Journet
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Welcome to the very first Mock The Week. This competition is based on the actual show called Mock The Week. In this competition you have to answer with a hilariously funny comment to the question I give. So for example;

Something you would not likely hear in a superhero movie
What's that Joker, you'll be back? Somehow I don't think you will be.

Prizes
  • 1 signature displaying your win.
  • 3 days advertising in my signature (If you have a forum).


Voting
Voting is done by another topic being created by myself with the quotes inside. Other members can then vote for their favorite and after 2 days, a winner will be announced.

This weeks topic to mock is; Something you are not likely hear over the speakers on an airplane.

Entries are to be in by July 28th. Good luck! :D

Past Winners
#1 - Erkengel
Edited by Journet, Jul 30 2008, 02:29 AM.
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"Oh, by the way guys, the person in seat 27B has a bomb. Just putting that out there..."
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Journet
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Haha, nice entry Will. :D

My entry; "Hello passengers. We're currently flying over the Bermuda Triangle so we may experience some turbulence, or in a worst case scenario, power failure."
Edited by Journet, Jul 25 2008, 03:27 AM.
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Hello, this is your captain speaking. I need to use the bathroom and I might be in there for a while so would anyone like to volunteer flying the plane on our way to New York, preferably middle eastern?

sorry
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Journet
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Jul 25 2008, 03:38 AM
Hello, this is your captain speaking. I need to use the bathroom and I might be in there for a while so would anyone like to volunteer flying the plane on our way to New York, preferably middle eastern?

sorry
You made me laugh so much. XD Great entry. :P I did have something similar but it could be taken quite offensively. :sigh:
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"In the event of an emergency landing into the sea, why not rip of all your clothes and do the twist because your going to die anyway"

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I have to admit, nice quote for the example. That was my favourite comment last night
Edited by Menindrag, Jul 25 2008, 01:32 PM.
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Journet
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Jul 25 2008, 05:39 AM
"Ladies and gentlemen we will shortly be leaving...wait....what's that....well yes we are......I can't mention the plan to them....kill the co-pilot....crash the plane into a shoal of whales.......sell there bodies for scrap to the people from the planet Epsilon-19........."

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I have to admit, nice quote for the example. That was my favourite comment last night
Frankie Boyle is the funniest guy I have ever heard. I'm always in hysterics. :P

Thanks for the entry. :D
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And if you look to your left, you can see what happens when a plane engine detaches from the wing mid-flight.
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"There's no reason to become alarmed, and we hope you'll enjoy the rest of your flight. By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane?"

owait
Edited by Lugiatm, Jul 25 2008, 06:10 AM.
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Yeah, we need some.. not actually from the show. :P
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Jul 25 2008, 06:15 AM
Yeah, we need some.. not actually from the show. :P
I couldn't think of any this morning. I was really tired. :P
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Jul 25 2008, 05:50 AM
And if you look to your left, you can see what happens when a plane engine detaches from the wing mid-flight.
Lmao! This is my favorite so far!

My entry: (insert something original here...)

I got nothin'...
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"In the event of an emergency, we advise our passengers to close their eyes... and drift off... to a far away land..."
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"This is the pilot speaking... *BURP* Sorry, it was all those beers I had just now."
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I thought you were the one with super powers.
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