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| Journet | Jul 25 2008, 03:11 AM Post #1 |
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This is a place you'll never know...
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![]() Welcome to the very first Mock The Week. This competition is based on the actual show called Mock The Week. In this competition you have to answer with a hilariously funny comment to the question I give. So for example; Something you would not likely hear in a superhero movie What's that Joker, you'll be back? Somehow I don't think you will be. Prizes
Voting Voting is done by another topic being created by myself with the quotes inside. Other members can then vote for their favorite and after 2 days, a winner will be announced. This weeks topic to mock is; Something you are not likely hear over the speakers on an airplane. Entries are to be in by July 28th. Good luck! ![]() Past Winners #1 - Erkengel Edited by Journet, Jul 30 2008, 02:29 AM.
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| Deletion. | Jul 25 2008, 03:23 AM Post #2 |
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loldedicated
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"Oh, by the way guys, the person in seat 27B has a bomb. Just putting that out there..." |
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| Journet | Jul 25 2008, 03:25 AM Post #3 |
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This is a place you'll never know...
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Haha, nice entry Will. ![]() My entry; "Hello passengers. We're currently flying over the Bermuda Triangle so we may experience some turbulence, or in a worst case scenario, power failure." Edited by Journet, Jul 25 2008, 03:27 AM.
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| Fraust | Jul 25 2008, 03:38 AM Post #4 |
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Louder than Thunder
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Hello, this is your captain speaking. I need to use the bathroom and I might be in there for a while so would anyone like to volunteer flying the plane on our way to New York, preferably middle eastern? sorry |
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| Journet | Jul 25 2008, 03:39 AM Post #5 |
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This is a place you'll never know...
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You made me laugh so much. XD Great entry. I did have something similar but it could be taken quite offensively. :sigh:
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| Menindrag | Jul 25 2008, 05:39 AM Post #6 |
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a work in progress
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"In the event of an emergency landing into the sea, why not rip of all your clothes and do the twist because your going to die anyway" ------------------------------ I have to admit, nice quote for the example. That was my favourite comment last night Edited by Menindrag, Jul 25 2008, 01:32 PM.
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| Journet | Jul 25 2008, 05:43 AM Post #7 |
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This is a place you'll never know...
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Frankie Boyle is the funniest guy I have ever heard. I'm always in hysterics. ![]() Thanks for the entry.
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| Aetheria | Jul 25 2008, 05:50 AM Post #8 |
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And if you look to your left, you can see what happens when a plane engine detaches from the wing mid-flight. |
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| Lugiatm | Jul 25 2008, 06:10 AM Post #9 |
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"There's no reason to become alarmed, and we hope you'll enjoy the rest of your flight. By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane?" owait Edited by Lugiatm, Jul 25 2008, 06:10 AM.
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| Linkman | Jul 25 2008, 06:15 AM Post #10 |
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it's an illusion.
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Yeah, we need some.. not actually from the show.
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| Journet | Jul 25 2008, 06:17 AM Post #11 |
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This is a place you'll never know...
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I couldn't think of any this morning. I was really tired.
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| .Michael | Jul 25 2008, 06:42 AM Post #12 |
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Lmao! This is my favorite so far! My entry: (insert something original here...) I got nothin'... |
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| Sphoenix | Jul 25 2008, 06:47 AM Post #13 |
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drown in the now
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"In the event of an emergency, we advise our passengers to close their eyes... and drift off... to a far away land..." |
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| .Danilo | Jul 25 2008, 07:55 AM Post #14 |
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the original pirate
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"This is the pilot speaking... *BURP* Sorry, it was all those beers I had just now." |
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| Woody. | Jul 25 2008, 08:40 AM Post #15 |
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I thought you were the one with super powers. |
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I did have something similar but it could be taken quite offensively. :sigh:




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