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Something you are not likely hear over the speakers on an airplane.
Oh, by the way guys, the person in seat 27B has a bomb. Just putting that out there... 3 (8.6%)
Hello passengers. We're currently flying over the Bermuda Triangle so we may experience some turbulence, or in a worst case scenario, power failure. 0 (0%)
Hello, this is your captain speaking. I need to use the bathroom and I might be in there for a while so would anyone like to volunteer flying the plane on our way to New York, preferably middle eastern? 1 (2.9%)
In the event of an emergency landing into the sea, why not rip of all your clothes and do the twist because your going to die anyway 0 (0%)
And if you look to your left, you can see what happens when a plane engine detaches from the wing mid-flight. 14 (40%)
There's no reason to become alarmed, and we hope you'll enjoy the rest of your flight. By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane? 1 (2.9%)
In the event of an emergency, we advise our passengers to close their eyes... and drift off... to a far away land... 1 (2.9%)
This is the pilot speaking... *BURP* Sorry, it was all those beers I had just now. 1 (2.9%)
Ladies and gentlemen: I'm very sorry to inform you that I have nothing else to live for. Please enjoy your descent. 4 (11.4%)
Ladies and gentlemen, no need to worry. There are hundreds more car accidents than plane accidents...then again, most people survive car accidents and no one survives plane accidents...Uh...That will be all. Enjoy your flight. 1 (2.9%)
Attention Passengers; I don't mean to alarm you, but on the island to your left you can see the cast of LOST 1 (2.9%)
Does anyone know where the nearest tall building is? 2 (5.7%)
If someone has any idea why the earth is behind us, everything is floating, and why air control has told me Im flying to high, please tell the closest flight attendent. 0 (0%)
All female flight attendants to the cockpit, immediately. The Cialis is wearing off 1 (2.9%)
Please note that the bathroom system is not working, that way, you can hold your P*s* for the next 12 hours. 0 (0%)
Passengers.. this is your pilot speaking... fasten your seatbelts.. I've just done 4 lines of coke. 4 (11.4%)
Oh god how did I get here I don't know how to fly this thing why is it beeping at me what is going on someone make it stop I think we are heading for the water 1 (2.9%)
Total Votes: 35
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Topic Started: Jul 28 2008, 09:06 AM (549 Views)
Journet
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This is a place you'll never know...
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Vote your favorite. :D

This weeks question was; Something you are not likely hear over the speakers on an airplane..

Voting ends on July 30th 14:00PM GMT. Good luck! :P
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.Danilo
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the original pirate
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Benjamin gmv. ^_^
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Journet
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This is a place you'll never know...
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Passengers.. this is your pilot speaking... fasten your seatbelts.. I've just done 4 lines of coke.


Gets my vote. :P
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Masato123
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Lewiis
Jul 28 2008, 09:13 AM
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Passengers.. this is your pilot speaking... fasten your seatbelts.. I've just done 4 lines of coke.


Gets my vote. :P
Same.
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Sith
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Erkengel gets my vote. :P
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Nivexonix
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Love
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Sith_Lord
Jul 28 2008, 11:43 AM
Erkengel gets my vote. :P
Same.

Some fairly funny lines in there. :D
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Psychosocial
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The first one GMV
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Skyvale
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Thanks for the avatar, TTO!
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There's no reason to become alarmed, and we hope you'll enjoy the rest of your flight. By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane?


That gets my vote. :D
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Menindrag
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a work in progress
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Disturbed.
Jul 28 2008, 12:10 PM
The first one GMV
ditto :huh:
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amhc
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Erk. :P
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Leda
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cARpE dIEm
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Erk GMV :P
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lightsilver
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this || that
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Ladies and gentlemen: I'm very sorry to inform you that I have nothing else to live for. Please enjoy your descent.

I don't know who did it though :P
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Fraust
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The one everyone else is voting for. xD
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Sphoenix
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And if you look to your left, you can see what happens when a plane engine detaches from the wing mid-flight.

gets my vote.
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.Michael
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Sphoenix
Jul 28 2008, 05:20 PM
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And if you look to your left, you can see what happens when a plane engine detaches from the wing mid-flight.

gets my vote.
Same!
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