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| Let's Kick Off The Christmas Countdown | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Nov 24 2005, 02:34 AM (282 Views) | |
| Curare | Nov 24 2005, 02:34 AM Post #1 |
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laaaaaaax.
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Once the turkey is clean, and the stuffing stuffed, the Clause starts laughing, and...stuff. So as the greatest holiday comes near, let's listen to the wishlist of Mr. Foxworthy, and makes our lists something to fear. ...That was awful. Anyways: Somebody done gone to the Walmart Man, this the stuff I got for Christmas! Well you cleaned up, what ya get? 5 flannel shirts 4 big mud tires 3 shotgun shells 2 huntin' dogs And some parts to a Mustang GT! There's twelve days of christmas though! I know that, I got it covered. Look over there in the corner. That's your stuff too! Yeah? 12 packs of Bud 11 wrastlin' tickets 10 a'Copinhagen 9 years probation 8 table dancers 7 packs of Red Man 6 cans of Spam 5 flannel shirts 4 big mud tires 3 shotgun shells 2 huntin' dogs And some parts to a Mustang GT! Man, these ain't normal Christmas presents! No, they're redneck gifts! Redneck gifts? Yeah, like if you buy your wife a pair of earrings that double as fishin' lures. Or you can burp the entire chorus to "Jingle Bells". Or if you think that the Nutcracker is something you did of the highdive. Or if you've ever misspelled anything in Christmas lights. Or if you leave cold beer and pickled eggs for Santa Clause. What's wrong with that? I never said there was something wrong with it. It's just hard to beat! 12 packs of Bud 11 wrastlin' tickets 10 a'Copinhagen 9 years probation 8 table dancers 7 packs of Red Man 6 cans of Spam 5 flannel shirts 4 big mud tires 3 shotgun shells 2 huntin' dogs And some parts to a Mustang GT! Well you know, you can't really call it a Christmas unless you go down to the penitentary and visit your mamma You're not listening to me! Get the car key out of your ear! Now I'm gonna do it for you again. Now listen! 12 packs of Bud 11 wrastlin' tickets 10 a'Copinhagen 9 years probation 8 table dancers 7 packs of Red Man 6 cans of Spam 5 flannel shirts 4 big mud tires 3 shotgun shells 2 huntin' dogs And some parts to a Mustang GT! |
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| Analia | Nov 24 2005, 02:44 AM Post #2 |
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Eh? I don't get it :confused: |
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| Trav-man | Nov 24 2005, 03:04 AM Post #3 |
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That's Travtastic!
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Looks like we're in the same boat.
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| Black Widow | Nov 24 2005, 03:27 AM Post #4 |
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Quack
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Ha, Doug and Bob McKenzie can sing circles around Foxworthy ![]() http://www.execulink.com/~bobnet/hoser/12days.html It's funnier if you listen to it on their album though...or if you have even heard of them and/or SCTV I suppose *-) :clown: |
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| .Chris | Nov 24 2005, 03:28 AM Post #5 |
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I didn't know whether to laugh or not. I comprimised by sneezing. Hahaha! ^ Just to cover my bases :unsure: Actually it was ammusing
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| Vettore | Nov 24 2005, 03:46 AM Post #6 |
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DON VETTORE
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I dont understand.
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| Anthonyy Babayy | Nov 24 2005, 03:53 AM Post #7 |
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Erm.... 31 days till christmas
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| ..:;:.. | Nov 24 2005, 04:15 AM Post #8 |
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^-^*
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Well i want christmas to come as fast as posible, but that thread makes no sense to me. |
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| Analia | Nov 24 2005, 07:27 AM Post #9 |
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Strangely enough I don't enjoy Christmas just because of the presents. Ask yourself this, would you enjoy Christmas so much if you didn't get presents? I would, I'm sick of getting presents. I celebrate Jesus' birth with my dad while my mama pretends he didn't exist
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| Menindrag | Nov 24 2005, 07:58 AM Post #10 |
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a work in progress
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Lmao. I'm soooo going to be singing that... |
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