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Christmas Parody Contest!; Sponsored by the SZ Member Council
Topic Started: Dec 17 2005, 07:02 PM (1,364 Views)
m477hew
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Good job so far guys.
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Monty-Po
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.Espalon
Dec 17 2005, 03:59 PM
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Dashing through the posts
In a one day spam attack
O'er the milestones we go
Joking all the way
Alarm on spam sensors ring
Making members bright
What fun it is to laugh and sing
A sleighing song tonight

Oh, ju-ah-no, ju-ah-no
Juano all the way
Oh, what fun it is to talk
To that guy on MSN,
Oh, ju-ah-no, ju-ah-no
Juano all the way
Oh, what fun it is to talk
To that guy on MSN..

A day or two ago
He had 2,000 posts
Next day on the Skin Zone
Was posting by my side
Juano was lean and witty
5000 was his lot
We got into a laughing convo
And then we joked some more

Oh, ju-ah-no, ju-ah-no
Juano all the way
Oh, what fun it is to talk
To that guy on MSN,
Oh, ju-ah-no, ju-ah-no
Juano all the way
Oh, what fun it is to talk
To that guy on MSN..

Oh, ju-ah-no, ju-ah-no
Juano all the way
Oh, what fun it is to talk
To that guy on MSN,
Oh, ju-ah-no, ju-ah-no
Juano all the way
Oh, what fun it is to talk
To that guy on MSN.....


Juano for + Juano
Merry Xmas!

Much better than mine :'(

Great job.
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Espalon
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Thanks. :)
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Sytex
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Nice work, so far guys! Thank you for your participation. B)
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Sean.
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International pimp of mystery
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Here is mine:

Frosty the snowman
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Frosty the snowman
Visited the SZ one day
He took a look around and then he found
That it was cool he had to say

Frosty the snowman
Woke up early the next day
He went online and he did find
That he had to say:

He really liked the SZ
And then he also found
That is wasn’t just for skinners
It was for everyone around

Frosty the snowman
Was the best member he could be
He didn’t flame, he didn’t spam
He was good like you and me

Look at Frosty skinning
In the battle he is winning

Frosty the snowman
Was posting about his feet
After he had finished posting
He was promoted to Elite

Frosty was delighted
He started to look around
As there were many new things that he could see
In the Elite Lounge

Frosty the snowman
Was suspended for a reason
He was cracked so he spammed, Even though he
Didn’t commit the treason

Frosty the snowman
Had too hurry on his way
But he waved goodbye, sayin’ “Don’t you cry,
I’ll be back again some day”

Look at Frosty go
Over the hills of snow

Frosty the snowman
Will be back again next year
To complete a lot of skin requests and
To make some festive cheer


Hope you like it :)
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Espalon
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Sean.
Dec 18 2005, 08:41 PM
Here is mine:

Frosty the snowman
Quote:
 
Frosty the snowman
Visited the SZ one day
He took a look around and then he found
That it was cool he had to say

Frosty the snowman
Woke up early the next day
He went online and he did find
That he had to say:

He really liked the SZ
And then he also found
That is wasn’t just for skinners
It was for everyone around

Frosty the snowman
Was the best member he could be
He didn’t flame, he didn’t spam
He was good like you and me

Look at Frosty skinning
In the battle he is winning

Frosty the snowman
Was posting about his feet
After he had finished posting
He was promoted to Elite

Frosty was delighted
He started to look around
As there were many new things that he could see
In the Elite Lounge

Frosty the snowman
Was suspended for a reason
He was cracked so he spammed, Even though he
Didn’t commit the treason

Frosty the snowman
Had too hurry on his way
But he waved goodbye, sayin’ “Don’t you cry,
I’ll be back again some day”

Look at Frosty go
Over the hills of snow

Frosty the snowman
Will be back again next year
To complete a lot of skin requests and
To make some festive cheer


Hope you like it :)

:o
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Excella
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2nd Place: 15 Post Increase


Yay?
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Dave
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Libra
Dec 18 2005, 04:14 PM
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2nd Place: 15 Post Increase


Yay?

Bah, the main thing about second place is being able to say you got runner-up in the SZ Parady Contest. (Braging rights.):P
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Excella
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Lmao I have the best one ever, but it has sexual references in it :S.
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Espalon
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zorg222
Dec 18 2005, 10:48 PM
Libra
Dec 18 2005, 04:14 PM
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2nd Place: 15 Post Increase


Yay?

Bah, the main thing about second place is being able to say you got runner-up in the SZ Parady Contest. (Braging rights.):P

Libra
Dec 18 2005, 04:14 PM
Quote:
 
2nd Place: 15 Post Increase


Yay?

zorg222
Dec 18 2005, 10:48 PM
Bah, the main thing about second place is being able to say you got runner-up in the SZ Parody Contest. (Bragging rights.):P


xD
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Sytex
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It's not so much about the prizes as it is the fun, competition, and bragging rights. :D
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Sean.
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.Espalon
Dec 18 2005, 10:11 PM
Sean.
Dec 18 2005, 08:41 PM
Here is mine:

Frosty the snowman
Quote:
 
Frosty the snowman
Visited the SZ one day
He took a look around and then he found
That it was cool he had to say

Frosty the snowman
Woke up early the next day
He went online and he did find
That he had to say:

He really liked the SZ
And then he also found
That is wasn’t just for skinners
It was for everyone around

Frosty the snowman
Was the best member he could be
He didn’t flame, he didn’t spam
He was good like you and me

Look at Frosty skinning
In the battle he is winning

Frosty the snowman
Was posting about his feet
After he had finished posting
He was promoted to Elite

Frosty was delighted
He started to look around
As there were many new things that he could see
In the Elite Lounge

Frosty the snowman
Was suspended for a reason
He was cracked so he spammed, Even though he
Didn’t commit the treason

Frosty the snowman
Had too hurry on his way
But he waved goodbye, sayin’ “Don’t you cry,
I’ll be back again some day”

Look at Frosty go
Over the hills of snow

Frosty the snowman
Will be back again next year
To complete a lot of skin requests and
To make some festive cheer


Hope you like it :)

:o

Meaning "OMFG, that is so totally S***!"

OR

"OMFG, that is quite good"


:)
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jelly belly
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hmmm...heres mine (sing to the tune of jingle bells)

Jingle bells, SkinZone smells, Juano laid an egg.
slayers gay but who cares, EH? And nicola took ballet! :o
THE END!

ya its just jokes, no offence to anyone i reffered to :)
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Juano
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n.ick
Dec 19 2005, 03:04 PM
Juano laid an egg.

Damn straight son!

But the sz does NOT smell. <____<
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Genotik.
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Will
Dec 17 2005, 04:25 PM
If you're looking for an example, here's one I did quite a long while ago:

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How Lightz PWND Christmas: 'Twas the Night
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'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through SZ
Not a user was spamming, not even Duality ;)
The graphics were posted in the forum with care
In hopes that a {WOW} would soon be there
The skinners were skinning, all snug in their shops
With visions of {WOW}'s, and earning their props
And I on my Donkey, Ryan on Horse
Lied down for the night, not together of course
After two years of riding, through the cold and the rain
It was great to be home for Christmas again
When out in the forum, there rose such a chatter
I sprang from my {Curse Word} (Donkey) to see what was the matter
Away to the scene, I went in a dash
Ran past Ryan, I was there in a flash
The light focused in on the new fallen post
Who was the poster? Was it a ghost?
When what to my wondering eyes grew thinner
An infamous man, and eight great skinners
With a striking grin, that could be seen in the night
I knew in a moment, it must be Lightz
More rapid than eagles, his followers they came
And he whistled, and shouted, and called them by name
"Now, Tim! now Hiya! now Ninja, and Adamo!
On Robb, On Kman, On Heretic and Goe!"
To finish that skin! To finish it all!
Now, skin away! Skin away! Skin away y’all!
As style sheets gleam before a skin is complete
They tidied their project until it was neat
So up with a New Topic, it was finally through
With a bag full of style sheets, and St. Lightz too
And then in a twinkling, I heard on my speakers
The crew had soon arrived, all in same sneakers
As I clicked on refresh to see what was there
Lightz had appeared, along with his heirs (followers)
Dressed in a trench coat, from head to his foot
Lightz looked like a mobster, covered in soot
A bundle of skins he had flung on his back
And he looked like a peddler just opening his pack
His eyes, how they twinkled! His pimples, how scary!
His cheeks were like hamburger buns, his nose like a berry!
His small little mouth was drawn up like a bow
And the chin on his head was reminiscent of Leno. (Jay Leno)
The stump of a cigar, he held tight in his mouth
His accent was funny; he’s not from the south
He had an odd face, and quite a round belly
That shook when he laughed, like a bowl full of jelly
He was chubby and plump, a right funny old dude
And I laughed when I saw him, just to be rude
A flare and his eye, and a lift of his finger
Informed me that I was no longer to linger
He spoke not a word, but went straight to his work
And filled the forums with skins after a smirk
And raising his finger, as to say good bye
He soon fled away, and I knew just why
He sprang to his team, and soon fled away
Perhaps they shall come back next Christmas Day
But I heard him exclaim as he lowered his tone
Merry Christmas to all, you’ve just been PWNED!

Wow, I remember that.

Brings back such old memories. I might try my hand at this, but I'll probably blow a fuse in my brain trying to rhyme, I couldn't rhyme if my life depended on it. :'(
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