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Top 5 Smart Ass Answers
Topic Started: Dec 18 2005, 06:37 AM (772 Views)
Elipstical
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They were all funneh, Teacher owned him....
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Helios.
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None of them even put a smile on my face. You lose.
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Erised
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Helios.
Dec 18 2005, 03:25 PM
None of them even put a smile on my face. You lose.

Or maybe you lose. For having too high of standards as to when you smile...

:P Jk.


The bridge one... Well... I don't really know how to explain it, but it's funny and I understand it... Well, I guess that I do know how to explain it, but I don't know how to explain it in a way that wouldn't make me sound psycho.. So... yeah...
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Eternal Infinity
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zorg222
Dec 18 2005, 08:21 PM
Brad.
Dec 18 2005, 02:15 PM
Ben
Dec 18 2005, 08:14 PM
The bridge one sucked, the rest were decent. ^_^

I know, I didn't get it.

I loved that one. Ya know, he's drivin a 18-wheeler and gets stuck under a bridge on the highway....

It was funny to me. :'(

Oh yeah, of course.
I still don't get it. :|

@Helios.: Why do I lose? I didn't even make them. :P
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Remzo
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Helios.
Dec 18 2005, 08:25 PM
None of them even put a smile on my face. You lose.

Its called a sence of humor.
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Remzo
Dec 18 2005, 04:13 PM
Helios.
Dec 18 2005, 08:25 PM
None of them even put a smile on my face. You lose.

Its called a sence of humor.

Some people have it, some people don't... ;)




People's minds work different ways... Some people are going to think some things are hilarious, other people aren't. That's just the way it goes. No use in getting mad at someone for not having the same type of mind as you. :)
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Espalon
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Erised
Dec 18 2005, 08:27 PM
The bridge one... Well... I don't really know how to explain it, but it's funny and I understand it... Well, I guess that I do know how to explain it, but I don't know how to explain it in a way that wouldn't make me sound psycho.. So... yeah...

The truck driver was being sarcastic.
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Imprecate
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#4 and 2 made me chuckle, but that's about it.
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Juano
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LOL, number four..... good stuff man.
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stylus
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Lol, they're funny as.
Great find. :)

Regards,
stylus
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Tim
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XD Sweet find

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Smart Ass Answer #1:
A college teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam. "Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury or illness, or a death in your immediate family, but that's it, no other excuses whatsoever!" A smart ass guy in the back of the room raised his hand and asked, "What would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?" The entire class is reduced to laughter and snickering. When silence was restored, the teacher smiled knowingly at the student, shaking her head and sweetly said "Well, I guess you'd have to write the exam with your other hand."
HAHAH, this one's best, but their all really funny...
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Iginla
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From Ebaumsworld :)


All are funny XD
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