We hope you enjoy your visit.

You're currently viewing our forum as a guest. This means you are limited to certain areas of the board and there are some features you can't use. If you join our community, you'll be able to access member-only sections, and use many member-only features such as customizing your profile, sending personal messages, and voting in polls. Registration is simple, fast, and completely free.


Join our community!


If you're already a member please log in to your account to access all of our features:

Username:   Password:
Add Reply
  • Pages:
  • 1
  • 2
  • 4
When Wishes Go Bad...
Topic Started: Dec 20 2005, 05:01 PM (1,089 Views)
padfoot_lives
Member Avatar
Member
[ * ]
granted, but something goes wrong and the whole internet breaks.

I wish that I didn't have to ride the bus every day.
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
malory
Member Avatar
BUMMER
[ *  *  *  *  * ]
Granted, but you'd be forced to ride a tricyle instead.

I wish I could be skinny. :)
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
Lastscionz
Member Avatar
.-.
[ *  *  *  *  *  *  * ]
Granted, but all of the skin stays streched.


I wish I was super strong.
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
g0d_tH@t_fa!L3d
Member Avatar
Member
[ *  * ]
granted but you crush all your freinds and family in you hugs.

i wish my PC look cool.
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
Demi-God 2.0
Member
[ *  *  * ]
Granted, but then it turns out the PC doesn't work.

I wish that I become ruler of the entire world
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
BleedingRose
Member
[ * ]
Granted, but then you are upsurped by that darn hero that believes in a free democracy.

I wish that the people who bought the horse I ride weren't insane.
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
Dynamik. (PM)
Member Avatar
holy shit look who it is
[ *  *  *  *  *  *  * ]
Granted, but you would be insane instead.

I wish Pigs could fly.
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
Z3r47u1
Member Avatar
Member
[ *  *  * ]
Granted, but your house gets covered in flying-pig s**t each & every day.

I wish I had the power to control the Universe, Time, Space & Reality, right down to the sub-sub-sub-atomic level and was invincible, invunrible & indestructible, plus the wish CAN'T go wrong!

(beat that suckas!)
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
Dynamik. (PM)
Member Avatar
holy shit look who it is
[ *  *  *  *  *  *  * ]
But somehow your wish still gets screwed up and you only control bird sh*t.

I wish that I would be an SZ Community staff member.
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
Z3r47u1
Member Avatar
Member
[ *  *  * ]
Granted, but the Q (god-like superbeings from Star Trek) crash your computer & your account at your ISP.

I wish i had the powers of both God & Satan and controlled all of Heaven, Hell & Earth! </Diabolical Laughter>
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
ElluZioN
Member Avatar
Member
[ * ]
wish granted but you accidently blow up the world and now ur the only one alive

wish I had a pony
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
Graham Abram
Member Avatar
Member
[ *  *  *  * ]
Your wish is my command!

However! if you had a pony, you would have to train it, ride it everyday, feed it, pay for it, clean it, scrub it, clean it's crap off the ground, by stuff for it, and let your friends ride it, convince your father to let you keep it, not die of a heart attack when it is sick, not feed it too much cause ponys will eat until they fall over dead, don't get so fat tyhat you can't ride it and then when it dies you will have to try and wish for another one.



My wish: I wish, my father was alive.

Corrupt that.
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
Graham Abram
Member Avatar
Member
[ *  *  *  * ]
Bonez3210
Feb 28 2006, 02:55 PM
But somehow your wish still gets screwed up and you only control bird sh*t.

I wish that I would be an SZ Community staff member.

I KNOW THIS IS OFF TOPIC, BUT I JUST HAD TO SAY THIS, YOU COULD MAKE BIRD **** LAND ON OTHER PEOPLE, THAT WOULD BE AWSOME!

*NOTE: THIS POST IS NOT TO BE THOUGHT OF AS A WISH, USE THE POST ABOVE, BY ME AS THE MOST PREVIOUS POST.*
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
g0d_tH@t_fa!L3d
Member Avatar
Member
[ *  * ]
Quote:
 
My wish: I wish, my father was alive.

granted but he is now a zombie that is trying to consume the flesh of the living.

i wish i could control bird sh*t.
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
Graham Abram
Member Avatar
Member
[ *  *  *  * ]
Granted, but you might hit the president and be arested for attemped murder and charged for 1 million years in prison and be torchered by the secret service, then used as a bird sh*t weapon againt the US's enemy againt your will. And they will feed you bird seeds for the rest of your life!



I wish i was admin of the most famous invisionfree skin forum. (guess what forum that is, lol)
Offline Profile Quote Post Goto Top
 
1 user reading this topic (1 Guest and 0 Anonymous)
« Previous Topic · Community Games · Next Topic »
Add Reply
  • Pages:
  • 1
  • 2
  • 4