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| Qmg! Is your child teh goth!!11! | |
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| Z3r47u1 | Jan 26 2006, 03:21 PM Post #31 |
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I wonder if that includes anything with words like Diablo? since Diablo is Spanish for 'Devil', and Satan is often called 'the devil'
that would DEFINATLY include my favourite games (Diablo II, Quake 3, Doom 2, NetHack)
to quote Garfeild: "BUUUURP!!!!"
that seems normal for someone who like late nights, gets bored easily & wants privacy while on their computer late at night.
that would indicate anyone who likes listening to Rock & Roll, Heavy Metal or stuff like that. (and i mean stuff like Metallica, Meatloaf, or even AC/DC) |
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| Espalon | Jan 26 2006, 03:53 PM Post #32 |
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Achievement Unlocked
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I didn't laugh on bit through this. |
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| Vettore | Jan 26 2006, 03:56 PM Post #33 |
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DON VETTORE
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Pathetic.
Once again, pathetic. |
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| .Seraph | Jan 26 2006, 04:16 PM Post #34 |
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Yes. It is a parody, though it only say so on certian parts of the site. :S |
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| x.x.Tigress.x.x | Jan 28 2006, 09:01 AM Post #35 |
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Which parts? I saw another topic on that site that was extremley sexist
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| Tristessa | Jan 28 2006, 11:08 AM Post #36 |
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DARKNESS
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That site, and The Onion are pure genius. |
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| .Kryptonite | Jan 28 2006, 11:08 AM Post #37 |
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DJ.Kryptonite
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LMAO! :haha: |
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| AuraStorm | Jan 28 2006, 11:11 AM Post #38 |
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Lol Wut. That's what he's saying ^
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And they were all apparently meditating for satan and slicing their arms to bits. Funny things, what next? Bananas are a sign of doom? |
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| Zeus00 | Jan 28 2006, 11:23 AM Post #39 |
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I used to live in silence, I used to sleep in silence. Now all I hear is a marching of soldiers in my head.
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XDDDDDDDDDD There's so many of these dumb things, its sooo funny. :haha: Oh god, I shall laugh at this for a while. |
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| N00B™ | Jan 28 2006, 12:05 PM Post #40 |
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A waste of everything you hoped for.
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Urgh, you said it.
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| GDF | Jan 28 2006, 01:14 PM Post #41 |
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Wow, thats some funny stuff. "LIEK MAH DATTER WONT LET ME LSTEN WHEN SHES ON THE PHONE! OMG!" -Frequently wears black clothing.-Yes -Wears band and/or rock t-shirts.-Nothing but band t shirts -Wears excessive black eye makeup,lipstick or nail polish. -Wears any odd silver jewelry or symbols. -Shows an interest in piercings or tattoos. -Listens to gothic or any other anti-social genres of music. (Marilyn Manson claims to be the anti-Christ, and publicly speaks against the Lord. Please discard any such albums IMMEDIATELY.)-Not really, a little -Associates with other people that dress, act or speak eccentrically. -Shows a declining interest in wholesome activities, such as: the Bible, prayer, church or sports. -Shows an increasing interest in death, vampires, magic, the occult, witchcraft or anything else that involves Satan. -Takes drugs.-that has nothing to do with being goth, they just have aproblem -Drinks alcohol.-ditto -Is suicidal and/or depressed. -Cuts, burns or partakes in any other method of self-mutilation.(This is a Satanic ritual that uses pain to detract from the light of God and His love. Please seek immediate attention for this at your local mental health center.) -Complains of boredom.-What teen doesn't? -Sleeps too excessively or too little.-Once again, what teen doesn't? -Is excessively awake during the night. -Demands an unusual amount of privacy.-Privacy is not effing unusual. If I didn't want privacy I'd be an effing excepitionist -Spends large amounts of time alone. -Requests time alone and quietness. (This is so that your chid may speak to evil sprits through meditation.) -Insists on spending time with friends while unaccompanied by an adult.-Right, because when I'm at the mall with my friends, we're doing all kinds of evil stuff. (the silly string doesn't count >_> or Lynn sh...nevermind) -Disregards authority figures; teachers, priests, nuns and elders are but a few examples of this. -Misbehaves at school.-Sha, school sucks -Misbehaves at home.-Sha, parents suck -Eats excessively or too little-It's easier to sleep in and just steal food from people at lunch than eating breakfast and making one -Eats goth-related foods. Count Dracula cereal is an example of this. -Drinks blood or expresses an interest in drinking blood. (Vampires believe this is how to attain Satan. This act is very dangerous and should be stopped immediately.)-lol -Watches cable television or any other corrupted media sources. (Ask your local church for proper programs that your child may watch.) -We don't have cable, but south park rules -Plays videos games that contains violence or role-playing nature.-sha -Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the computer.-not really, I'm only one when I'm not doing anything or I should be doing homework -Makes Satanic symbols and/or violently shakes head to music.-Yeah, I worship Satan when I listen to Nirvana, I admit it -Dances to music in a provocative or sexual manner.-just headbanging -Expresses an interest in sex.-Ewwww -Masturbates.-*cough*puberty*cough* -Is homosexual and/or bisexual.-Yeah, I'll just choose to like men so I can worship satan more -Pursues dangerous cult religions. Such include: Satanism, Scientology, Philosophy, Paganism, Wicca, Hinduism and Buddhism.-Buddhism has a lot of appeal -Wears pins, stickers or anything else that contains these various phrases: "I'm so gothic, I'm dead", "woe is me", "I'm a goth".-lawl -Claims to be a goth. That was fun. I read about 5 pages of that, it's sickening how narrow minded and moronic they are. |
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| Demockracy | Jan 28 2006, 03:25 PM Post #42 |
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punk in drublic
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Landover Baptist is a joke, guys... just clearing that up. it's funny as hell. |
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| Amberon | Jan 28 2006, 04:00 PM Post #43 |
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Winter is Coming
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This actually makes me sick. Ultra-conservatives. The world is changing, people aren't ignorant any more, before the church and her views were respected but now they're a joke. |
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| Shroud | Jan 28 2006, 04:29 PM Post #44 |
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Know Your Enemy
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I LOVE how people don't read topics before they post. |
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| The Gunner | Jan 28 2006, 04:37 PM Post #45 |
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funky tough guy
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Old as hell but still makes me die rofl |
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