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Got Jokes?; Joke thread.
Topic Started: Mar 2 2006, 06:43 PM (181 Views)
GeToFfMe
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I love hearing jokes. "Yo mama..." and "Your so..." jokes are my favorite. Post all the jokes you want here.

Rules:
1. No racial jokes at all!
2. Obviously no profanity.
3. Keep perverted jokes to yourself.
4. Don't direct jokes toward members or make jokes about members without their permission.
6. Post one joke at a time. Don't ruin the fun and post every joke known to man in one post.
5. ....Thats all I can think of. :D



I'll get it started with my favorite "Your so..." joke:

Your so poor, I walked into your house and a rat tripped me and a cockroach stole my wallet. :haha:

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Spira1
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Your so stupid you got stabbed in a shoot out
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Z3r47u1
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Q) What do the Enterprise & toilet paper have in common?

A) They circle around Uranus (your anus) looking for Klingons (cling-ons)!
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.Greg
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hahah ^^ nice one..

your moms that ugly, when she looked in the mirror the reflection ducked
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g0d_tH@t_fa!L3d
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your mom is so stupid she got locked in safeway and she sh*t herself.
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GeToFfMe
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Z3r47u1
Mar 3 2006, 10:04 AM
Q) What do the Enterprise & toilet paper have in common?

A) They circle around Uranus (your anus) looking for Klingons (cling-ons)!

:haha:


You're so broke, I rang your doorbell and the toilet flushed.... O_o
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Graham Abram
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Funny thing to do while your husband is shopping...... go in the changing room, wait a while, then shout, "THERES NO TOILET PAPER IN HERE!" Then everyone will think you took a dumb in the changing room.

Cheers, Graham.
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GeToFfMe
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A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and parked himself on the roof of the cave to get some sleep.

Pretty soon all the other bats smelled the blood and began hassling him about where he got it.

He told them to go away and let him get some sleep but they persisted until finally he gave in.

"OK, follow me" he said and flew out of the cave with hundreds of bats behind him.

Down through the valley they went, across a river and into a forest full of trees.

Finally he slowed down and all the other bats excitedly milled around him.

"Now, do you see that tree over there?" he asked.

"Yes, Yes, Yes!" the bats all screamed in a frenzy.

"Good" said the bat, "Because I sure as hell didn't!"
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