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SZ Official Caption Contest #5
Topic Started: Mar 20 2006, 02:55 PM (1,217 Views)
Alex.
nostalgic
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It was only after P-Diddy took the first hostage, he remembered his gun was in his other pants.
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Menindrag
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a work in progress
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Shorud beet me too it. Dammit

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P Diddy has given a new meaning to the phrase "I had you Mom!".
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Sean.
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International pimp of mystery
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Bonez3210
Mar 21 2006, 12:46 PM
Woman: Boy, what are you doing?
Guy: Sorry, I was looking for your husband....

That one was good ^_^
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arctica
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peace & love
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*We Are Family Starts To Play*

Woman: SAVE THE WHALES!
Man: There, saved you.
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Doctor 0rifice
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Week 5


-Premier of-
Making the Kids
Saturday @ 7pm- March 30
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tiptopolive
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oh my, he's so gangsta
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When "Pin the tail on the donkey" goes wrong...
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Solor
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Member
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My humps my humps my humps my lovely lady lu-WTF ARE YOU
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Phazix
there's nothing in the air space
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Guy: I think we shouldn't do this in public...
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jelly belly
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The SZ asshole
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P Diddy: "now this is some prime rape-ege, which reminds me of the time i kidnapped a 7 year old girl and well, lets just say those tips Micheal Jackson gave me came in handy. Now remember kids, big black women are the easiest to rape. Good tip. Which reminds me of the time i sucked off my fourth grade teacher. Now remember kids, fourth grade teachers are the best to orally please. Which reminds me of the time i got married to my sister-in-law by mistake, wow! was that a night. Now remember kids, be sure to know the person your sleeping with is not related to you in any way before you marry them. Which reminds me of the time i thought i married my sister-in-law, but it turned out to my real brother dressed as a woman. Oh boy was that a night."



did i win?
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Adi Dassler
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Impossible Is Nothing
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Guy: What did you choke on?
Women: I think it was this big chicken bone that I swallowed this morning... I can feel it in my throat.... do something!
Guy: I would if you would go buy slim fast.
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Perplexity
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.vioLEnce
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Boy: Free Hug-a-teddy-bear contest everyone!
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Dynamik. (PM)
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holy shit look who it is
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jelly belly
Mar 22 2006, 02:44 AM
P Diddy: "now this is some prime rape-ege, which reminds me of the time i kidnapped a 7 year old girl and well, lets just say those tips Micheal Jackson gave me came in handy. Now remember kids, big black women are the easiest to rape. Good tip. Which reminds me of the time i sucked off my fourth grade teacher. Now remember kids, fourth grade teachers are the best to orally please. Which reminds me of the time i got married to my sister-in-law by mistake, wow! was that a night. Now remember kids, be sure to know the person your sleeping with is not related to you in any way before you marry them. Which reminds me of the time i thought i married my sister-in-law, but it turned out to my real brother dressed as a woman. Oh boy was that a night."



did i win?

Too long, read the rules.
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jelly belly
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The SZ asshole
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Bonez3210
Mar 22 2006, 07:29 AM
jelly belly
Mar 22 2006, 02:44 AM
P Diddy: "now this is some prime rape-ege, which reminds me of the time i kidnapped a 7 year old girl and well, lets just say those tips Micheal Jackson gave me came in handy. Now remember kids, big black women are the easiest to rape. Good tip. Which reminds me of the time i sucked off my fourth grade teacher. Now remember kids, fourth grade teachers are the best to orally please. Which reminds me of the time i got married to my sister-in-law by mistake, wow! was that a night. Now remember kids, be sure to know the person your sleeping with is not related to you in any way before you marry them. Which reminds me of the time i thought i married my sister-in-law, but it turned out to my real brother dressed as a woman. Oh boy was that a night."



did i win?

Too long, read the rules.

stfu noob LOLOWNED
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