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Insane teachers at school?
Topic Started: Mar 20 2006, 08:24 PM (1,540 Views)
Clark.
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Well, anybody got any insane teachers you'd like to share?

I'll start off with my science teacher, Mr. Stammich. Ok, this guy, first off, oddly resembles Ben Stiller. He is about 5'8 and pure muscle. His calfs look like he got implants, no joke. He has this crazy twitching vein that pops out the side of his half bald head and when he gets angry his blue eyes get this crazy look.

Anyways, simpley put, the man is intimidating and frightening. I guess today he snapped on one of my friends, which inspiried me to make this topic.

Anybody have any present/past insane teachers that like to share? I don't know if this topic will get many replies because it doesn't have a quiz in it, but I'll try. :P
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Lastscionz
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Not so insane, but there is this one science teacher that's always talking about Arnold Schwarzenegger...
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Thanks for reminding me.

I one time had a teacher named Mr. Bender. Really fat, white hair. John Madden voice. This guy was a professional perv. Like me *cough*. Anyways, he was accused of having pornography during school, haha. He always dropped pencils and asked girls to pick them up for him due to his 'bad back'. So he could look down their shirt <___< Pretty messed up. My friend carved the words 'BENDER IS GAY' on his door though =DD
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Juano
Mar 21 2006, 12:27 AM
Thanks for reminding me.

I one time had a teacher named Mr. Bender. Really fat, white hair. John Madden voice. This guy was a professional perv. Like me *cough*. Anyways, he was accused of having pornography during school, haha. He always dropped pencils and asked girls to pick them up for him due to his 'bad back'. So he could look down their shirt <___< Pretty messed up. My friend carved the words 'BENDER IS GAY' on his door though =DD

What a bender.
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Juano
Mar 20 2006, 07:27 PM
Thanks for reminding me.

I one time had a teacher named Mr. Bender. Really fat, white hair. John Madden voice. This guy was a professional perv. Like me *cough*. Anyways, he was accused of having pornography during school, haha. He always dropped pencils and asked girls to pick them up for him due to his 'bad back'. So he could look down their shirt <___< Pretty messed up. My friend carved the words 'BENDER IS GAY' on his door though =DD

Hahah, that reminds me of last year. We had a really hot teacher and this security guy would always come into to class and try to spit game(yes I said that :| ). He would always get really red when talking to her, so one day when he is walking out of class after talking to her, my friend yells 'Horn dog!'

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I just had this sub today in drafting kick me... i was talking to a friend about the dimentioning of an object and he just walked over and kicked me :sigh:.
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Clark.
Mar 20 2006, 05:31 PM
Juano
Mar 20 2006, 07:27 PM
Thanks for reminding me.

I one time had a teacher named Mr. Bender. Really fat, white hair. John Madden voice. This guy was a professional perv. Like me *cough*. Anyways, he was accused of having pornography during school, haha. He always dropped pencils and asked girls to pick them up for him due to his 'bad back'. So he could look down their shirt <___< Pretty messed up. My friend carved the words 'BENDER IS GAY' on his door though =DD

Hahah, that reminds me of last year. We had a really hot teacher and this security guy would always come into to class and try to spit game(yes I said that :| ). He would always get really red when talking to her, so one day when he is walking out of class after talking to her, my friend yells 'Horn dog!'

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Lmao. Great topic dude, the others are pretty boring right now :arr:

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I just had this sub today in drafting kick me... i was talking to a friend about the dimentioning of an object and he just walked over and kicked me em_depressed.gif
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Its not like he beat the crap out of me... im just saying its funny when he could of asked me to stfu =)
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$n!per
Mar 20 2006, 07:32 PM
I just had this sub today in drafting kick me... i was talking to a friend about the dimentioning of an object and he just walked over and kicked me :sigh:.

You know that reminds me of the time (lol) I made fun of my IT teachers coat he wore, so he slapped me in the face, in a joking manner. However, I decided to try to scare him and I flipped out like 'I'm gonna sue you! That's gonna leave a bruise!' Ah, good times. :arr:
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i have to many insane teachers, but that comes in high school...i have crazy body builder teacher who actually has a base ball bat, a crazy old science lady who is losing her mind, and a gym teacher who is gay and assaults kids...trying to get him fired momentarily
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Not insane, well maybe a little, but retarted.=\ One of the math teachers, Mr. Zukowski, is a such a jerk. This girl in math class was drawing in her notebook and he took her backpack and took her cellphone when she wasn't even messing it with. Needless to say he got written up.

Then today this kid's cell phone drops out of his pocket (on accident, I saw it) and Mr. Zukowski demands that the kid give the phone to him.

Mr. Zukowski is desperate for a cell phone I think.<.<
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My freshman English teacher liked to go outside and smoke in between periods, she used to work at a ketchup factory, and every day she would have a story to tell her about her family. She got realllllly annoying.
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Hm...

Well, Mr. Roberts... I swear he has a God complex ¬.¬ 'Kay, his students are all good and all... But the A.D.D. one, some Sean kid, keeps getting mentally beat-up by him.

He thinks he's intimidating... He's about 5'7, muscle, 39, bald... But scary. I think he's psychotic @.@
I was in his language arts class.
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Lastscionz
Mar 20 2006, 09:26 PM
Not so insane, but there is this one science teacher that's always talking about Arnold Schwarzenegger...

I have a teacher who looks like him. And its a she :|
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Night Star
Mar 21 2006, 12:54 AM
Lastscionz
Mar 20 2006, 09:26 PM
Not so insane, but there is this one science teacher that's always talking about Arnold Schwarzenegger...

I have a teacher who looks like him. And its a she :|

Does she have a sister? :clown:


This one teacher I had in 8th Grade a while back, was going over 'Cumulus Clouds' and gave Jessica Simpson as an example XD

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