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Insane teachers at school?
Topic Started: Mar 20 2006, 08:24 PM (1,542 Views)
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Mar 20 2006, 10:13 PM
^^Would you care to share some of those?
I'd find it hilarious :)

We were talking about World War I, and she goes "So the Russians, they didn't have any supplies and stuff, right? They would send them into battle with just four bullets, like in Stalingrad..."

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Tell us. And you should tell her...seriously

Hell no, she's president of the National Honors Society. I'll tell her after she writes my freaking recommendation three years from now :P
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Like i cant say all of them because that would probably break the page <_< My school is full of ignorant staff. Like this one kid stabbed me with a pencil right infront of the teacher. She of course dose nothing but when i punch him she sends me to the deans office. WTF!!!!!!!!!

My science teacher last year yelled at me for giving a awnser to my friend when i didnt say crap...

My life is full of people like these 2 examples...
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Fat ass Ms. Cooper.


(Woah, and I didn't even have to do the font size thingy to get around the filter, guess there is no filters for that word)
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Mrs. Fisher, holy crap. Her laugh is demonic, she has no hair. She screams at everything, one time we were in class and she walks in and my teacher and she start laughing and talking and she starts screaming. I just can't stand her laugh, or my current teachers southern accent (it sounds worse than fingernails on a chalkboard) god dang..
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well we have two teachers with the funniest names ever Mr Willy and Ms Condon :D
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Mar 20 2006, 09:42 PM
At my school, we have a seriously weird health teacher. Her name is Ms. Wilson, and she is about 80 years old, no joke. Every year she tells her classes the same set of stories, including the tale of her "climbing to the top of Mt. Wilson (conveniently named, eh?), falling off, and then being rescued by a bird and flown down." If you step on a bug, she gave you a referral (which gets ripped up by the counselor, lol), and she is highly alergic to any type of perfume/body spray. She used to be a PE teacher, and when we had rainy days she would hold her class in the girls locker room and tell them stories about herself.

Evidently, she gets called all sorts of names behind her back, from both teachers and students.

lmao :lol:

Great stories guys.
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HOLLY CRAP YES!

My regular art teacher is littiorally a crack adict, so she has to go to her theorpy every wendsday, and then our wendsday art teacher walked around with a straw necklace one day.

Last year for english my teacher did absulutly nothing, well, actually he taught us to draw pictures of the pages on a text book, and to "not fool our selves"

Oh my god, all my teachers are. Well, mostly those two.
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My biology teacher is some old lady, and she says random things and pays no attention to what is happening around her. :/
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I'm not gonna name teachers as I may get sued for some of the things I am gonna say

Mr B****- Tells every class his life story when they first have him...His business went under...He became a teacher.
Mr H******- Is a monotone freak who touches students as examples.

JackieK will know who I am on about [we had them both last year as Science teachers, yes, we were in the same class]
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Mar 21 2006, 11:45 PM
I'm not gonna name teachers as I may get sued for some of the things I am gonna say

Mr B****- Tells every class his life story when they first have him...His business went under...He became a teacher.
Mr H******- Is a monotone freak who touches students as examples.

JackieK will know who I am on about [we had them both last year as Science teachers, yes, we were in the same class]

OMG...they r soo dodgy!!

for example: Mr H****** put in a complaint at school one day about me and my boyfriend. he said tat he has seen my boy eating him luch off my bare stomach. we both cracked it because a) we girls have to wear dresses at school, so there was no way my boy could have been near my bare stomach and B) i was asleep!!

another of our teachers, when my cousins were at my school, picked up a boy by the neck and slammed him up against the wall. fun stuff...

and Mr B**** is the biggest loser i hae ever met! i h8 him!!
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That sounds like something Mr H****** would do, he over-reacts so much...and lies about what students do...plus the other teachers beleive him cos they are like him... >.<
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I had a teacher last year that confiscated all cell phones that went off, took them to the back of the room with a hammer, and smashed them.
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Mar 21 2006, 07:41 AM
I had a teacher last year that confiscated all cell phones that went off, took them to the back of the room with a hammer, and smashed them.

ROFL ROFL. LMAO that was great. Thanks for the laugh :lol:
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We have this teacher. Who can never admit he's wrong despite being proved it multiple times. And closes his eyes when he talks to you.
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We have one teacher who treats each syllable as if there was a full stop inbetween. We could get so much more done if she just spoke properly.
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