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| .Aqua | Dec 2 2006, 08:17 PM Post #1 |
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Not for the faint <3'ed :S Alabama: Yes, We Have Electricity Alaska: 11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong! Arizona: But It's A Dry Heat Arkansas: Literacy Ain't Everything California: By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda Colorado: If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother Connecticut: Like Massachusetts, Only The Kennedy's Don't Own It Yet Delaware: We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water Florida: Ask Us About Our Grandkids Georgia: We Put The Fun In Fundamentalist Extremism Hawaii: Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru (Death To Mainland Scum, But Leave Your Money) Idaho: More Than Just Potatoes. Well Okay, We're Not, But The Potatoes Sure Are Real Good Illinois: Please Don't Pronounce the S Indiana: 2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free Iowa: We Do Amazing Things With Corn Kansas: First Of The Rectangle States Kentucky: Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names Louisiana: We're Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos, But That's Our Tourism Campaign Maine: We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster Maryland: If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It Massachusetts: Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's (For Most Tax Brackets) Michigan: First Line Of Defense From The Canadians Minnesota: 10,000 Lakes. And 10,000,000,000,000 Mosquitoes Mississippi: Come And Feel Better About Your Own State Missouri: Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At Work Montana: Land Of The Big Sky, The Unabomber, Right-Wing Crazies, And Very Little Else Nebraska: Ask About Our State Motto Contest Nevada: Wh***s and Poker! New Hampshire: Go Away And Leave Us Alone New Jersey: You Want A ##$%##! Motto? I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right Here! New Mexico: Lizards Make Excellent Pets New York: You Have The Right To Remain Silent, You Have The Right To An Attorney North Carolina: Tobacco Is A Vegetable North Dakota: We Really Are One Of The 50 States! Ohio: At Least We're Not Michigan Oklahoma: Like The Play, Only No Singing Oregon: Spotted Owl. It's What's For Dinner Pennsylvania: Cook With Coal Rhode Island: We're Not REALLY An Island South Carolina: Remember The Civil War? We Didn't Actually Surrender South Dakota: Closer Than North Dakota Tennessee: The Educashun State Texas: Si, Hablo Ingles (Yes, I Speak English) Utah: Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus Vermont: Yep Virginia: Who Says Government Stiffs And Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix? Washington: Help! We're Overrun By Nerds And Slackers! Washington, D.C.: Wanna Be Mayor? West Virginia: One Big Happy Family. Really! Wisconsin: Come Cut The Cheese Wyoming: Where Men Are Men. and the sheep are scared! :haha: |
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| Tristessa | Dec 2 2006, 08:28 PM Post #2 |
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DARKNESS
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Washington DC one is hilarious, seeing as how I live there. BI.TCH SET ME UP! |
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| Phazix | Dec 2 2006, 08:32 PM Post #3 |
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there's nothing in the air space
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haha, mississippi's. |
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| Skyvale | Dec 2 2006, 08:39 PM Post #4 |
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Thanks for the avatar, TTO!
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Some of those are quite humorous.
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| .Aqua | Dec 3 2006, 05:35 AM Post #5 |
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I have to agree. I end up having sore ribs by the time I got to the bottem. |
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| .Gothika | Dec 3 2006, 05:41 AM Post #6 |
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spandex equipped.
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Lol @ California's. It's true though. |
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| Jesuschrist | Dec 3 2006, 06:31 AM Post #7 |
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Haha! some of those really made me laugh, cheered me up a lot, thanks for posting.
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| fnkmshrm.2 | Dec 3 2006, 07:56 AM Post #8 |
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:haha: @ Kentucky. |
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| Cody-ZNR | Dec 3 2006, 07:58 AM Post #9 |
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:haha: That one was great.
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| Pedro | Dec 3 2006, 08:00 AM Post #10 |
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zugzwang
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Lol, that actually made me laugh.
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| Walkure | Dec 3 2006, 09:14 AM Post #11 |
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LUNATIC
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^ Ditto I like it
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| .Aqua | Dec 3 2006, 10:06 AM Post #12 |
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Some are quite true,like Utah. |
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| Sequida | Dec 3 2006, 11:38 AM Post #13 |
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A specialty case you don't know.
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Kentucky made me laugh. |
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| Raetillix. | Dec 3 2006, 11:56 AM Post #14 |
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Some are quite true |
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