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The SZ Show (Season 2, Episode 1)
Topic Started: Feb 13 2007, 03:05 PM (893 Views)
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The SZ Show (Season 2, Episode 1)

SZ Show Archive-

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Written and produced by Will of the InvisionFree Skin Zone. © 2004-2007; All Rights Reserved

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Red: Will's Words/Actions
Blue: Guest's Words/Actions
Green: Mr.Camo's Words/Actions
Grey: Commercial


Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, live from General Chat at the InvisionFree Skin Zone, it's the "SZ Show with Will Jackson"! Featuring, Mr. Camo and the SZ Show Band! Faces in the Crowd! Tonight, Will welcomes former SZ Request Assistant, phractured! And your host, Will Jackson!

Will makes his way past the rows of screaming fans onto the SZ Show set to prepare for his monologue...

Will: Alright! Thank you! Thank you, very much! Welcome to the SZ Show! Wow, it's been a while, eh? But, we're back, and we're ready for Season 2! All sorts of things have been going on in the news, and we've got a lot to catch up on. I guess the big story right now is Anna Nicole Smith. As we all know Anna Nicole passed away last week at the age of 39. After her death had been confirmed by the media, Anna Nicole was immediately spotted in Heaven hitting on Moses.

Mr.Camo: That's wrong, man... haha...

Will: Guess I'll be getting a few letters about that one. Oh, let's see, what else is going on? Ah! Senator Barack Obama of Illinois has announced his intentions on running for President in 2008. When President Bush was asked what he thought about Obama running for President in '08, he responded, "I do not believe Obama should be allowed to run for office. Obama is still hiding from our military, he's the head of Al Queida, and he's a downright liar. But hey, that never stopped me from running..."

The audience chuckles... Rimshot...

Will: Haha, I think he got a little confused. Alright. And how about the Chargers firing head coach Marty Schottenheimer? After finishing the '06 season 14-2, the Chargers have fired Coach Schottenheimer. When asked why Coach Schottenheimer was fired, the Chargers organization replied, "We were winning too much". Hehe, I mean seriously. How do you finish your job by winning 14 of your 16 games, and then get fired? I guess that would be like Al Gore winning 48 of the 50 states, and losing the '04 election.

The audience bursts into laughter. Rimshot...

Will: Alright, now we've all got to give a little bit of credit to Michael Jackson. As you've noticed, he's managed to stay out of the news for a while. Now, we all know Michael Jackson must have that publicity, so I thought I'd play a little "Do you know?" game with Mr.Camo. Alright, Camo. Do you know what Michael likes best about twenty six year olds?

Mr.Camo: No. What?

Will: There's twenty of them! Hehe!

Audience laughs...

Will: Do you know how to tell when Michael is having company?

Mr.Camo: Nope.

Will: There will be a big-wheel parked outside! Hehe! Do you know why Michael placed a call to Boyz-2-Men?

Mr.Camo: Not sure....

Will: He thought it was a delivery service!

Audience bursts into laughter...

Will: Alright, one more. Do you know Michael Jackson's favorite nursery rhyme?

Mr.Camo: Can't say that I do...

Will: Little Boy Blue!

Audience roars into laughter as Mr. Camo delivers a rimshot...

Will: Alright! Alright! It's time for a segment we like to call, "Faces in the Crowd"! Ok, now I have nothing against missionaries, preists, or radical Christians, but this is just taking it a bit overboard...

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Audience laughs...

Will: Now they say the NBA is a pretty safe sport. I mean, compared to football and hockey, it's relatively harmless. Well, not unless you're this guy...

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Audience responds with overwhelming laughs...

Will: Ok. Wonder what Ronald McDonald's doing these days? Have a look...

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Audience laughs...

Will: Alright, and finally. I never really knew Mr. Bush was into this sort of thing. Well, take a look for yourself...

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Audience bursts into laughter... Camo comes through with a rimshot as the segment closes...

Will: Alright, ladies and gentlemen. Let me welcome tonight's guest, former SZ request assistant, phractured!

phractured makes his way past the cheering audience and takes a seat alongside Will at the SZ Show desk...

Will: Hey there, phractured! How's it going? Haven't seen you since last year! Did you have a good Christmas?

phractured: Yeah! It was nice. I got money and clothing and used the money to buy an XBOX 360 with Gears of War.

Will: Nice! Well, how have things been going for you?

phractured: Great! I just recently got back from my camp reunion.

Will: Ah! Sounds like fun! Well, welcome back. So, did you make any resolutions for the New Year?

phractured: Well, I plan on eating less junk food.

Will: Hehe, that's a good one. Speaking of junk food, Camo, haven't you lost a bit of weight?

Mr.Camo: No.

Will: Didn't think so.

The audience bursts into laughter...

Will: Hehe! Just kidding with you, Camo! Alright. Anyway, so what does phractured enjoy doing outside of the SZ life?

phractured: Sports. I mean, I love sports. I usually try to stay active in them, and other than that, I really just like to mess around on the internet.

Will: Fun, fun. Say, didn't you have sort of a strange fight with a friend recently?

phractured: Yeah, well, we fought with some glowsticks.

Will: Glowsticks? Hehe...

phractured: Yeah, we were hitting each other pretty hard, and now he's got a big red mark on his leg. Kind of funny...

Will: Were you intoxicated?

phractured: No, haha.

Will: Alright, well, what brought you to the SZ?

phractured: Well, actually, it started with the purchase of my Nintendo DS. That lead me to the Cheatplanet forums where I was given a link to the IFSZ.

Will: Interesting. Well, you've obviously had a pleasant stay at the SZ so far. Not too long ago, you were an SZ Request Assistant. Was it everything you thought it would be?

phractured: Yeah, but only because I had experience as a Graphics RA before. You tend to get a lot more "thank you's", so it was pretty neat.

Will: Yeah, that's what I enjoyed most about managing the Reviews Staff. It was always nice to see people appreciate the service you provided for them. Anyway, if you chould do one thing to change the SZ right now, what would it be?

phractured: Hmm, probably sort out the members' skins and stop people from posting things like "kool gfx 6/10" in the Showcase.

Will: Hehe, yeah. Well, who has been your biggest inspiration?

phractured: Gangstarr. He's the one who really got me into skinning. But, then again, so did Hisham, Kookin Keith, and Ascendacy, so I guess all of those guys.

Will: They're all very artistic, indeed. Well, right now, what's your general sypnosis of the SZ?

phractured: Well, the SZ has gotten a lot bigger since I joined, and I just hope we continue to grow.

Will: Alright, well, phractured, it's been a pleasure having you on the show!

phractured: Anytime! Thank you for having me!

Will: Not a problem! Well, good night everybody! Until next time, this is Will Jackson signing out, reminding you only Chuck Norris can prevent forest fires!

The SZ show fades off the air...
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Glad to see it's finally back. :)
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Kool show 6/10


Brill show, just read it through :)

Damn its good to have it back...
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WILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL <3

You still owe me a show. From like... over a year ago :( But I'm boring so put Ben on instead ^_^
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Glad to see it's finally back. :)

QFT. Nice work, Will. :)
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I LOL'd at the George Bush picture. :D
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Ha, some dull jokes with "roaring laughter" shortly after, which I thought was kinda backing yourself up :P But entertaining none the less. Bravo.
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I actually laughed out loud at the George Bush picture.

Great show man. :D
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Nice bush pic. XD
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I wish I could be on the next show.

Funny, btw.
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I remember these shows. Good to see that they're back. :)
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Funny. Good job.
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Yay, they're back!! Nice job. :P
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None of the pictures are working anymore. :(
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