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| Tweet Topic Started: May 21 2007, 07:01 PM (1,925 Views) | |
| punk-emo-rocker | May 21 2007, 07:01 PM Post #1 |
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Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.
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I saw a guy at a party wearing a leather jacket and I thought, ‘That is cool.’ But then I saw another guy wearing a leather vest and I thought, ‘That is not cool’. Then I figured it out: ‘Cool’ is all about leather sleeves. I think that when you get dressed in the morning, sometimes you’re really making a decision about your behavior for the day. Like if you put on flipflops, you’re saying: ‘Hope I don’t get chased today.' Saying ‘I’m sorry’ is the same as saying ‘I apologize.’ Except at a funeral A drunk driver is very dangerous. So is a drunk backseat driver if he’s persuasive. ‘Dude make a left.’ ‘Those are trees…’ ‘Trust me'. I went into a clothes store and a lady came up to me and said “if you need anything, I’m Jill”. I’ve never met anyone with a conditional identity before If you have a pear shaped body, you should not wear pear colored clothes, or act juicy. |
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| Deleted User | May 21 2007, 07:07 PM Post #2 |
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Haha thats kinda confusing but yes very right in a way. edit: "never run in the rain with your socks on" |
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| Linkman | May 22 2007, 11:13 AM Post #3 |
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it's an illusion.
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That one made me lol. I'll edit this when I think of some. |
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| .Fable | May 22 2007, 12:16 PM Post #4 |
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relax, we understand j00
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Made me smile <3 |
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| Jam. | May 22 2007, 12:55 PM Post #5 |
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He who dares wins.
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Funny? :\ |
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| lukyboy2435 | May 22 2007, 02:41 PM Post #6 |
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Monday-8 EST-FOX
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They all made me lmao. I don't know any funny ones, ;-( |
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| sirgraystar | May 22 2007, 02:48 PM Post #7 |
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"You guys line up alphabetically by height." - Bill Peterson, Florida State football coach "I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada." - Britney Spears, Pop Singer Dear Lord. |
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| Deleted User | May 22 2007, 04:49 PM Post #8 |
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HAHA thats hilarious is sher a natural blond? |
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| Lady Luck | May 23 2007, 10:55 AM Post #9 |
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Texas Ranger
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"no train for you" "horse" "son" They are only funny if they are random. Also this one: "Melon Vocabulary"-Nicola That made me giggle for a week. I don't think it is a saying maybe just something she made up but it still made me giggle. hehehe Thanks Nicola.
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| cloudpants | May 23 2007, 04:01 PM Post #10 |
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"Today my History class took a field trip to the Museum of Tolerance. Its a museum showing kids not to be prejudice and all that good stuff. Anyways, one exhibit is two doors next to each other. One door has a sign hanging over it saying 'Those with prejudice walk through this door.' The other door's sign said 'Those without prejudice walk through this door'. Obviously the door for people without prejudice isn't openable because as the tour guide says 'Everyone has prejudice'. So, I start tugging on the door and say 'What the hell is wrong with this damn door, did some damn Jew make this?' and the tour guide kicked me out and i had to sit in the bus for 15 minutes." yeah it's a good one. |
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| lukyboy2435 | May 23 2007, 04:13 PM Post #11 |
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Monday-8 EST-FOX
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http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=Ancho...G=Google+Search http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=Dodge...tes&btnG=Search |
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| goku-san | May 23 2007, 04:16 PM Post #12 |
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i like that one
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| .Geeko | May 23 2007, 04:18 PM Post #13 |
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The Geek Of SZ.
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"When my friend the other day told me he was down, I simply questioned, 'Do you suffer from vertigo'?" |
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| Sigma Enigma | May 24 2007, 09:43 AM Post #14 |
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Out of sight. Out of mind.
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"First, he borrowed drugs from the drug dealer and said he'd pay him back later. He continued doing this everyday and never paying back. But one day, the dealer was fed up and took his gun and sat behind a sign near a road. Then the dealer sniped him while he was driving and getting high at the same time. That's why he's gone." ~ My friend on the reason the bus driver was gone. |
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| .Geeko | May 24 2007, 02:20 PM Post #15 |
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The Geek Of SZ.
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Never mind - a tiny bit offensive.
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hehehe Thanks Nicola. 
Never mind - a tiny bit offensive.
10:49 AM Jul 11