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Funny quotes/sayings
Topic Started: May 21 2007, 07:01 PM (1,926 Views)
Colin.
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she was this androgynist
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"Let me talk to you about how hard high school was. I would go to high school wearing shoes, and these girls would be like, 'Oh my God, look at that girl; she's wearing shoes.' And her friend would be like, 'Oh my God, she is wearing shoes', and I'd be like, 'Uh, my God. Why did I wear shoes today?"

And then:

"You know what I'm going to do? I'm not going to pay my rent. I refuse. I refuse to pay my rent. I refuse. You know what I'm gonna do? I'm going to rebel, and I'm going to dance while I do it!"

I may have paraphrased. =]]
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cloudpants
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ಠ_ಠ
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.Geeko
May 24 2007, 11:20 AM
:/ Never mind - a tiny bit offensive.

:|

the only posts i have seen from you are always edited. do you actually post something or do you just post nonsense and then edit it out?
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.Geeko
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The Geek Of SZ.
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Heretic
May 24 2007, 07:51 PM
.Geeko
May 24 2007, 11:20 AM
:/ Never mind - a tiny bit offensive.

:|

the only posts i have seen from you are always edited. do you actually post something or do you just post nonsense and then edit it out?

I either edit because of:
... Spelling,
... Grammar,
... Or, I.M.O, it's a little offensive.
... Or, something such as my bold letters or italic letters are wrong.

I'm sorry if it bothers you - but I don't want people to be offended by what I said - and why I edited that post because it may offend female viewers.

No - it wasn't that offensive - yet I didn't want to hurt any female's feelings.

In-fact here it is:
"Girls are like bicycles, you can ride them until you get sore"


And if you think I said that - I didn't - my friend told me that a couple of days ago.


~ .Geeko


EDIT:
Spelling and grammer.
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Curry
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.Geeko
May 25 2007, 11:17 AM
EDIT:
Spelling and grammer.

lol

"I won't drink anymore!...

...and I won't drink any less either!"

My one friend's dad after he came home from the bar.
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.Fable
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relax, we understand j00
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'Word' some werid 80's thing krissy's always going on about :P
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Sobriquet.
robbers and cowards
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If at first you don't succeed, then sky diving is definatly not for you :P
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lightsilver
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this || that
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"My wife doesn't lie about her age. She tells everyone she's as old as I am, then she lies about my age."

I forget who said it, and it's going off memory, so I'm not sure if I have it 100%, but, I really like that quote. :)
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Bry
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caяp diєм
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Sobriquet.
May 25 2007, 03:44 PM
If at first you don't succeed, then sky diving is definatly not for you :P

Old one but funny.
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Jago
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I have become, comfortably numb.
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Avoid Hangovers, stay drunk.

All Anchorman Quotes aswell just lol.
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L Lawliet
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Quotes that my and other teachers at my school have made at some point or another. ...We have odd teachers.

"Look teacher, my lab partner's on fire!"

"Volunteers?!? No volunteers?!?!? Pick 'em!!!"

"Sniffing white powder in chemistry class"

"cooked two turkeys, one for my girlfriend... and one for the rest of the guests"

"Don't lean back in you chair. If you hurt yourself, I'd have to fill out an accident report form. It would say 'student leaned back in chair. legs slipped. student hit head on back desk and died.' If I had to fill out an accident report form, I'd rather fill out one more interesting, like 'student tried to put bottle of sulfuric acid on top shelf. it fell off and hit student on head. student dissolved on spot.' because then I'd get to use all sorts of chemistry terms."

"Death report forms are rather short. I'm not worried about that."

"We used to have about 20lbs of arsenic and 20lbs of cyanide. I was keeping it in case I got mad at a small country somewhere. We got rid of it so it wouldn't fall into the wrong hands."

"There are birth control patches for guys as well."

"let's stop this philosophizing and get down to what's really important in this school... IDs!!!" <-- our school is *mildly* obsessive over student IDs

"The good news is.. the markers smell really strong"

"I'm gonna smoke drugs at the appropriate point..."

"like the chlorophyll in plants make food.. he has that with pot

"She uses happy faces... that biatch!"

"The chair and I, we have this relationship.."

"I didn't get to finish my haircut with the lady who started because the police took her away."

"Hey, have you guys ever heard.. of syphilis?"

"Why are you here?!? Are you trying to steal the learning?"

"In the end, had I broken the window, I would have had to kill everyone in the room."

"Quieres una mujer que quita la ropa" [you want a woman that takes off her clothes]
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Syotica
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Old Schooler
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Jago
May 25 2007, 03:15 PM
All Anchorman Quotes aswell just lol.

YES! :D
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Aetheria
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*insert the whole of the eurotrip conversation between myself and JP here*
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.Geeko
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The Geek Of SZ.
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"Save water - drink vodka"

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Linkman
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it's an illusion.
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.Geeko
May 25 2007, 03:17 PM

In-fact here it is:
"Girls are like bicycles, you can ride them until you get sore"


Yeah, because putting it in small letters makes it less offensive. It's not funny, anyway. xD

Heretic wins, haven't heard that one in a while, it's good. :P
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Exioge
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notably vague
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"See. When you do clownery, the clown comes back to bite."
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