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Pat Shorts Words of Wisdom; *use the loo before you read*
Topic Started: May 28 2007, 01:57 PM (611 Views)
Colin.
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she was this androgynist
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madirishdoll
May 29 2007, 08:54 AM
Ok... you know inside a supermarket checkout, they normally have a wee thing to seperate your groceries from the other persons groceries? It normally says 'NEXT PLEASE'
Well dyslexic people use a Tobelerone bar as it looks the same except says Toblerone http://www.winosi.onlinehome.de/Images/Gal...s/Toblerone.jpg

Oooh, that makes more sense. Normally when I think of next customer I think of a little sign with the words. I thought Toblerone in some kind of mixed up way read 'Next' or something. xD
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Floppy_Fennel
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Laughed at them all except for...
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Vegetarians coming to dinner? Simply serve them a nice
bit of steak or veal. Since they're always going on
about how tofu, Quorn, meat substitute etc 'tastes
exactly like the real thing', they won't know the
difference.

...It doesn't taste exactly like the real thing. FACT!
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Some of them were really funny, others were a bit :/
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Yeah...
Truth be told, I also wasn't a fan of...
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Always poo at work. Not only will you save money on
toilet paper, but you'll also be getting paid for it.
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