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Any joke threads?
Topic Started: Jul 16 2007, 11:49 PM (529 Views)
AstronomyXtreme
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I know there's a very very old one, But I need some laughs right now. Going through a tough time.

I made a quick search and didn't see one, Is there any joke threads around here?
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http://z1.invisionfree.com/forums/ifskinzo...howtopic=271797

Err? :P
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So theres these three guys right...
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Jul 17 2007, 06:37 AM
So theres these three guys right...

Huh? :S :S :S :S :S
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That was the joke.
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....... :rolleyes:
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What's the difference between a sports car and a truck full of dead babies?

I don't have a sports car in my garage.
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I hereby declare this a joke thread.

A man goes to the doctor. The doctor finds out that there's a tapeworm, and asks the nurse for two hard-boiled eggs and a cookie.

The doctor takes the first egg, and inserts it into the mans rectum, then he takes the second egg and does the same thing. Then he takes the cookie and sticks it in the mans rectum, too.

The doctor says "Come back in one week"

The man comes back and the doctor asks the nurse for two hard-boiled eggs and a cookie. He takes the first egg, and puts it into the mans rectum. The other egg and cookie follow suit.

The doctor says "Come back in one week"

The man comes back and the doctor asks the nurse for two hard-boiled eggs. He takes the first one, and inserts it into the man's rectum. The second one follows close.

Then the tapeworm sticks his head out and says "Hey! Where's my cookie!"
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I didn't want this to be a joke thread, I was just asking if there was one. Thank you for the link OvertheBelow

After looking at those jokes, I didn't laugh at all and was disgusted and angered of what people call jokes. Dead babies? That's just plain rude, wrong, and cold hearted.
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Jul 17 2007, 05:24 PM
I hereby declare this a joke thread.

A man goes to the doctor. The doctor finds out that there's a tapeworm, and asks the nurse for two hard-boiled eggs and a cookie.

The doctor takes the first egg, and inserts it into the mans rectum, then he takes the second egg and does the same thing. Then he takes the cookie and sticks it in the mans rectum, too.

The doctor says "Come back in one week"

The man comes back and the doctor asks the nurse for two hard-boiled eggs and a cookie. He takes the first egg, and puts it into the mans rectum. The other egg and cookie follow suit.

The doctor says "Come back in one week"

The man comes back and the doctor asks the nurse for two hard-boiled eggs. He takes the first one, and inserts it into the man's rectum. The second one follows close.

Then the tapeworm sticks his head out and says "Hey! Where's my cookie!"

Huh, that was.. interesting.
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AstronomyXtreme
Jul 17 2007, 11:13 PM
I didn't want this to be a joke thread, I was just asking if there was one. Thank you for the link OvertheBelow

After looking at those jokes, I didn't laugh at all and was disgusted and angered of what people call jokes. Dead babies? That's just plain rude, wrong, and cold hearted.

ditto ....you guys have no sense of humor
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Jul 18 2007, 07:15 AM
AstronomyXtreme
Jul 17 2007, 11:13 PM
I didn't want this to be a joke thread, I was just asking if there was one. Thank you for the link OvertheBelow

After looking at those jokes, I didn't laugh at all and was disgusted and angered of what people call jokes. Dead babies? That's just plain rude, wrong, and cold hearted.


Haha.It was only a joke.no need to be angry..
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AstronomyXtreme
Jul 17 2007, 06:13 PM
I didn't want this to be a joke thread, I was just asking if there was one. Thank you for the link OvertheBelow

After looking at those jokes, I didn't laugh at all and was disgusted and angered of what people call jokes. Dead babies? That's just plain rude, wrong, and cold hearted.

Don't lie. You experienced epic lolz
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AstronomyXtreme
Jul 17 2007, 03:13 PM
I didn't want this to be a joke thread, I was just asking if there was one. Thank you for the link OvertheBelow

After looking at those jokes, I didn't laugh at all and was disgusted and angered of what people call jokes. Dead babies? That's just plain rude, wrong, and cold hearted.

Why did the dead baby cross the road?
It was chained to a bumper

What's the difference between a Cadillac and a pile of dead babies?
I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

What is pink and red and sits in a corner?
A baby chewing on razor blades.

* What is green and sits in a corner?
The same baby, six weeks later.

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies?
You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

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AstronomyXtreme
Jul 17 2007, 04:13 PM
I didn't want this to be a joke thread, I was just asking if there was one. Thank you for the link OvertheBelow

After looking at those jokes, I didn't laugh at all and was disgusted and angered of what people call jokes. Dead babies? That's just plain rude, wrong, and cold hearted.

Obviously you don't have a taste for low brow humor. But to be angered over a joke a a bit absurd. Its a joke, get over it and move on.
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