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Lol! A Riddle!
Topic Started: Jul 18 2007, 07:13 PM (2,091 Views)
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ok i got one

A man and his son gets in a car accident the father deathly injured as well as the son. the son arives in the icu and the doctor walks in and syas "i cant operate on him. hes my son." How is the posible?
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steph123minority
Jul 19 2007, 05:01 PM
ok i got one

A man and his son gets in a car accident the father deathly injured as well as the son. the son arives in the icu and the doctor walks in and syas "i cant operate on him. hes my son." How is the posible?

Easy. The doctor is the boy's mom.
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steph123minority
Jul 19 2007, 04:01 PM
ok i got  one

A man and his son gets in a car accident the father deathly injured as well as the son. the son arives in the icu and the doctor walks in and syas "i cant operate on him. hes my son." How is the posible?

...the doctor is God?
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Perron
Jul 19 2007, 09:06 PM
steph123minority
Jul 19 2007, 05:01 PM
ok i got  one

A man and his son gets in a car accident the father deathly injured as well as the son. the son arives in the icu and the doctor walks in and syas "i cant operate on him. hes my son." How is the posible?

Easy. The doctor is the boy's mom.

YUPPERS!! wow i cant believe it was that easy
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ok heres another one

a man in his car is shot dead. however there is no one eles in the car none of the doors or windows are open and there is no gun in the car. and there is no holes in the car for where a bullet was. How is this possible?

EDIT: Meh sorry double post

Gah i fixed it
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steph123minority
Jul 19 2007, 05:18 PM
ok heres another one

a man in his car is shot dead. however there is no one eles in the car none of the doors or windows are open and there is no gun in the car. How is this possible?

EDIT: Meh sorry double post

Easy. They shot him from outside of the car. :/

Regardless of whether or not the camera is actually there, if one was there, a sound would be recorded on it. You don't need people to hear to make something a sound. That's like saying if a forest fire ravaged through a rain forest and burned down all of the trees and nobody was there to witness it, it never happened. That's just silly.
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Epsilekt
Jul 19 2007, 09:29 PM
steph123minority
Jul 19 2007, 05:18 PM
ok heres another one

a man in his car is shot dead. however there is no one eles in the car none of the doors or windows are open and there is no gun in the car. How is this possible?

EDIT: Meh sorry double post

Easy. They shot him from outside of the car. :/

Regardless of whether or not the camera is actually there, if one was there, a sound would be recorded on it. You don't need people to hear to make something a sound. That's like saying if a forest fire ravaged through a rain forest and burned down all of the trees and nobody was there to witness it, it never happened. That's just silly.

i just fixed the riddle you might want to relook at it
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steph123minority
Jul 19 2007, 05:32 PM
i just fixed the riddle you might want to relook at it

He's missing a windshield? o_O
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Epsilekt
Jul 19 2007, 09:34 PM
steph123minority
Jul 19 2007, 05:32 PM
i just fixed the riddle you might want to relook at it

He's missing a windshield? o_O

no but sooo close
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steph123minority
Jul 19 2007, 05:37 PM
no but sooo close

He's missing a door?
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steph123minority
Jul 19 2007, 05:37 PM
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Jul 19 2007, 09:34 PM
steph123minority
Jul 19 2007, 05:32 PM
i just fixed the riddle you might want to relook at it

He's missing a windshield? o_O

no but sooo close

He's missing a/all of his windows?

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A woman has 7 children, half of them are boys.
How can this be possible?
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Wait I know, he's in a convertable.

Perron
Jul 19 2007, 05:39 PM
A woman has 7 children, half of them are boys.
How can this be possible?

One of them is a transvestite or hermaphrodite?
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steph123minority
Jul 19 2007, 04:18 PM
ok heres another one

a man in his car is shot dead. however there is no one eles in the car none of the doors or windows are open and there is no gun in the car. and there is no holes in the car for where a bullet was. How is this possible?

EDIT: Meh sorry double post

Gah i fixed it

its a convertible
i know because my math teacher had this riddle last year.
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Perron
Jul 19 2007, 09:39 PM
steph123minority
Jul 19 2007, 05:37 PM
Epsilekt
Jul 19 2007, 09:34 PM
steph123minority
Jul 19 2007, 05:32 PM
i just fixed the riddle you might want to relook at it

He's missing a windshield? o_O

no but sooo close

He's missing a/all of his windows?

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A woman has 7 children, half of them are boys.
How can this be possible?

my riddle
no its a type of car

your riddle, ones a he/she
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steph123minority
Jul 19 2007, 05:42 PM
your riddle, ones a he/she

No @ Epsilekt and steph123minority. :P
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